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10/17/2012 c1 1CoffeeHouse Angel
Omg, now this is my FAVORITE story, hilarious ending!
2/1/2012 c1 Dherea
"Are lap dances part of ninja vampire mode, too?" - Great line! I actually choked when I read that! Great holiday one-shot.
5/3/2011 c1 1Khailybird
Rofl that is so funny!
3/27/2011 c1 BakerStreetIsLastRefugeOfHope
A great story. Very well written.
9/9/2010 c1 1Tony555
i love this
6/15/2010 c1 paulinaghost
lol awesome and cute
6/8/2010 c1 SamMomo
How cute, nice one shot, thanks for sharing it.
3/27/2010 c1 30Lady Eleanora
Loved that last line from Nessie. XD

*Lady Lily of Darkness*
1/10/2010 c1 Freisa97
I love post Breaking Dawn fanfics! Please do more!
12/21/2009 c1 White-Wings-of-an-Angel
love love this song!

that was so amazing!
11/27/2009 c1 4verynearlysouffled
LOL, Hilarious! Absolutely HILARIOUS! Great story! Loved how you incorporated 'Cullenary Educaton:Sex Ed' into it. Great job!
11/10/2009 c1 8dazzleglo
So funny, albino Santa addicted to steroid and a bowflex!
10/5/2009 c1 1Purely Fictional
lol. i love the last line...
9/28/2009 c1 39Kimmeth
Reading christmas stories nowhere near christmas is fantastic.

Reading fantastic christmas stories like this one nowhere near christmas is even better.

I have been laughing so hard that I annoyed the neighbours. Way to go!
8/28/2009 c1 29writingmyownhistory-inactive
LMFAO Nessie.


Terminator Santa Claus.

Aahaha. That was great.
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