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8/16/2012 c1 4Dellanotte
Trololololololololol! Beautiful, and about the only time I'd ever be happy to imagine a Beckett smile-right before it's swallowed in horror! And anachronism stew. Seriously, a microwave? Whiffle balls? (Hilarity aside, since I did enjoy the expression "discontented wiffle balls"...)

Though it does leave two questions unanswered:
1. How did they "acquire" those eggs?
2. Has the crack impaired Mercer to the point he can't recognise kohl and scruffiness, or was he just passing word along from whoever hired this lunatic?
7/22/2009 c1 20MorganBonny
Utterly Ridiculous. I love it!

The line: which nobody had noticed docked beside the aft railing

is so nautically incorrect however that it made me cringe.

Aside from that, this made me laugh really hard.

Huzzah for nonsense!


3/6/2009 c1 17SirenoftheStorm
*cannot stop giggling; is actually crying at this point*

Ah God, that's great. I'm favoriting this so I can go back and read it sometime when I've had a bad day and it will make everything better...
2/7/2009 c1 10hurricane1714
Oh Jack. The sad thing is, I can see him doing this.
1/30/2009 c1 BakerStreetIsLastRefugeOfHope
A great story. Very funny.
1/22/2009 c1 2TheArtful

nice play on words
1/22/2009 c1 stillhadenough
LOL! Very funny! :)
1/21/2009 c1 17damsel-in-stress
OMG! That was so funny! Made me laugh out loud.

I'm laughing way too much to leave a decent review..

"Why, these aren't scrambled!" Cutler wailed. "These eggs have been..."

"... poached!" completed a gleefully gloating voice. "

Pure genius!

1/20/2009 c1 119werelemur
Incoheret review is incoherent - too busy laughing to engage brains.
1/20/2009 c1 50Jennifer Lynn Weston
Oh.My.Word! At first, I must admit I missed the warning and so was throughly shocked! at this particular fic. Then, you said at the bottom, which crime you were dealing with and I'm still laughing and thinking about it again, makes me laugh out loud, holding my stomach laughing! Okay, I gotta say, you got goofy down-to a T-let there be no mistake-you gotta write something for April Fool's. This is a hoot! Especially the line about the whiffle balls...oh my Word! Dadblame! Thanks darlin', I needed a laugh.

1/20/2009 c1 38Florencia7
LOL That was absolutely hilarious! ^^ Awesome idea & a wonderful fic!
1/20/2009 c1 51orpsgod
Clever girl. Wonderful imagination. Loved it! :)
1/20/2009 c1 7Arquenniel
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! I LOVE THIS! Absolutely wonderfully clever and funny. I salute you - awesome job!

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