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10/25/2023 c4 Jennifer092867
Love, love, love this whole story.
9/7/2023 c19 EdwardsVampTramp
9/7/2023 c18 EdwardsVampTramp
Yowza! Didn't see THAT coming!
How painful that was to read. :(
8/22/2023 c17 EdwardsVampTramp
How the he'll did he get into the PH?
8/15/2023 c15 EdwardsVampTramp
'God, he's SUCH an asshole. *Panting* It's ok guys...I'm panic.'

You kill me! :):):)
8/15/2023 c14 EdwardsVampTramp
'Yeah, that's right, bitch. Feel the burn.'
I love APOV!
Thank God she and Jasper have had a come to Jesus meeting!
8/15/2023 c13 EdwardsVampTramp
'Okay, if I win..." he looked at me quickly, and for just a second I could see fourteen year old Edward, farting in his sister's pillow and giggling like a maniac, "'

That had me rolling!

Loved the author's note, too! The madman's POV is priceless!
8/15/2023 c11 EdwardsVampTramp
First attempt at smut?!
It was awesome!

'Jesus, how did I not perv on that righteous heinie before now?

Um...we were a little bit busy, ogling the giant cock, remember?'

8/4/2023 c9 EdwardsVampTramp
I'm dying!
The whole chapter was brilliant!
From Alice telling about Edward farting on her pillow and him setting up her dolls in lewd positions to ROB PATTINSON to Edward realizing they have the same annoying mannerisms.
Just perfect!. :):):)
8/3/2023 c8 EdwardsVampTramp
I fear Alice's wrath will be unleashed!
8/2/2023 c7 EdwardsVampTramp
Oh, me and the ex used to engage in marathon weekends! From Friday evening through to late Sunday night. be young again. ;)
8/2/2023 c6 EdwardsVampTramp
Definitely one of my favorite chapters!
Yes, I'm late to the party, but I can thank Hunterhunting for leading me here.
Loving it!
7/19/2023 c10 datahawk
OMG I could not love Rob and Edward together more than I do!
2/2/2023 c39 WordsMusicMagic
Fan Fucking Tastic! That is all
1/23/2023 c18 WordsMusicMagic
Holy Fuck! I'm fucking bawling like a baby. Please don't let him fall off the wagon and become a manwhore again! THEN he really wouldn't deserve her.
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