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3/20/2013 c1 9Sister of Mayhem
Hehe, sexy and a bit criminal, that's how I like my Snapes ;-). Great build-up, you've managed to surprise me a few times throughout the story. The way he says: "Relax, this won't hurt a bit" and then proceeds with cutting her anyway... Devious... Two thumbs up!
3/25/2011 c1 Rose
I did not get it
10/12/2010 c1 1PurpleMist42
7/8/2010 c1 13Twilightfans
Holy damn. that is so fucking good s&m.

that's the best i've read in a while!
8/7/2009 c1 15elephantsrocmysox
you know, i never ever read hg/ss, i still find it repulsive, but that was HOT.
8/4/2009 c1 59Anneka Neko
*giggle* Through a very nonsensical process 3 or 4 years ago, my friends and I decided that "pineapples" would now mean "boobs".

That makes this fic even better than it was to begin with. xD
8/1/2009 c1 Saraid

Fan-bloody-tastic! I never saw that coming actually.


Do it again! ;)
7/24/2009 c1 Loyd1957
Hm...well I was getting a little freaked at the beginning as it seemed Hermione was abducted and being tortured by a horrible death eater Snape. I am not sure about the cutting as a sexual release, but I like the ending. Almost a little to sadistic.
7/20/2009 c1 Joanna
hahaha pineapple! hilarious

usually not a fan of blood ('cept when it comes to vampires) but you made it sexy! kudos.

hehe, "he liked repetition". and the way he slowly unbuttoned himself... ah
7/19/2009 c1 10Squibakou
I lolled so hard at the pineapple bit! 'Mazin'.
7/16/2009 c1 23ShatteredHeart-BlueSapphire
This was so funny! I loved-ed it the ending! It made me laugh. Nice. =]
7/16/2009 c1 Kitty
I love the safety word ^o^ This is actually written very well!
7/15/2009 c1 3Raina Meldamiriel
he he he i loved it lol. when she said pineapple i couldn't help but laugh lol very very nice
7/15/2009 c1 76Keppiehed
Hehehe...I liked it. I was as startled by the Pineapple as Snape was, by the time they got that far! Thanks for a cute read.

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