10/2/2009 c1 22Separate Entity
Hello, my name is Separate Entity and I have a cast of fictional characters from assorted locations running amok both in and out of my head. No, I am not crazy, but imaginary Carlisle HAS tried to diagnose me with imaginary schizophrenia. I have tried (and so have imaginary Abby and imaginary Esme) to convince him otherwise, but it doesn't work. At least, it didn't until I pointed out that I COULDN'T think they were real, why would I go out of my way to say they were imaginary? This is VERY good. PLEASE continue. Please?

HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?

*Shut up, imaginary Abby!*

By the way, ROLL CALL!

I'd like to introduce you to to the cast here at Separate Entity Incorporated:

Me?

Check!

Myself?

Speaking.

I?

Present.

Moi?

Here.

Yours Truly?

Here.

I would also like to introduce you to *takes deep breath* Imaginary Carlisle?

Present.

Imaginary Esme?

I'm right here.

Imaginary Alice?

HI!

Imaginary Bella?

Here.

Imaginary Jasper?

Shh! I'm MEDITATING!

Imaginary Edward?

Present.

Imaginary Rosalie?

Can I get back to doing my hair now?

Imaginary Emmett?

I'M NOT HERE!

Imaginary Renesmee?

What?

Imaginary Jacob?

Yo.

Imaginary Grover?

APPLES!

Imaginary Nico?

*imaginary Nico wakes up* Huh? Hey, what's every imaginary body doing here?

Imaginary Thalia?

Hi.

Imaginary Percy?

Here.

Imaginary Annabeth?

Present and accounted for.

Imaginary Tyson?

I am here.

Imaginary Max?

Here.

Imaginary Fang?

I hate roll calls.

Imaginary Jeb?

Present.

Imaginary Ari?

What?

Imaginary Angel?

I'm here.

Imaginary Gasman?

Umm... Excuse me.

Imaginary Iggy?

Yes?

Imaginary Nudge?

OOH, OOH, is this going to be in a review? I've always wanted to be in one of those things. Is it? Is it? Is it?

Imaginary Lissa?

Here.

Imaginary Rose?

Here.

Imaginary Adrian?

Check.

Imaginary Christian?

Here.

Imaginary Dimitri?

Here.

Imaginary Ziva?

I am here.

Imaginary Tony?

CHECK!

Imaginary Gibbs?

Mm-hm?

Imaginary McGee?

Imaginary McGee?

Hello? Are you there?

Okay, we are missing imaginary McGee. I repeat we are missing-

HEY, WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE MY TURN?

One imaginary Abby, present and accounted for.

And many imaginary others.

Random Saying For The Chapter: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit around listening to people ask you how you did it.

9/7/2009 c1 5AshleyJonasx
This is actually really good, usually i dont read OC characters, but i really REALLY liked it.

You must update soon :)

I cant wait to read the next chapter.

=D