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7/27/2019 c4 Kai
Hm, lots of stories out there where Tonks HATES that men want her to do exactly what she does for Harry. The supermodel request has got to be the most off-turning thing someone can say to a metamorphmagus. Tonks seems to be quite confident on the surface, but that she volunteers to be exes and models on demand would imply that she has no self-respect and it's just false bravado she feigns. She jars him with a couple undesirables for fun, but still...
7/25/2019 c4 EdgyBro
Tonks using her metamorph power to troll Harry was the funniest thing I've ever read.
7/12/2019 c3 Guest
I'm laughing so hard, omg. Luna is precious! I've read this story like 5 times, and I love it so much. Thanks so much for writing it, it's in my top 5.
7/4/2019 c9 CheerioTaveler
One of the best smts I have ever read. Thank you wery much.
6/13/2019 c9 Handers
Wonderful finish!
6/13/2019 c9 1Relentless Dragon
pure smut but full of funny moments that and me laughing thorughout and im so glad the last person in chapter 9 did not got past the point it did
6/4/2019 c4 Guest
This is the funniest goddamn story I have ever read, and it's a porno. Nice job.
5/19/2019 c5 indenmiesen
Yeah, this is easily the best fanfiction I've ever read and it beats many books as well. You have a real talent and it felt as if I was there. This chapter is the best so far, but they're all good.
5/17/2019 c9 Guest
Only quibble I had with the story.

*Harry's serenity was interrupted by the approach of Fleur and her now 12-year-old little sister.*

Didn't Gabbi look older than that during the wedding of Bill and Fleur in canon? (Think it was 14 maybe 15, which made no immediate sense considering the elapsed timeframe, but then lead to the "different maturing rates for Veela" concept. Which is somewhat plausible.)

As timewise, the current situation occurs much later than the wedding-that-never-was in this universe.

Pre-Year 7 vs either late Year 7 or late Year 8. Don't recall which it was.

And on a side note, Age of Consent is 16 in both the UK and France. ;-P

- Wise ass quip
*Oh Merlin, Harry Potter. I know that look. What have you gotten yourself into now?"*

Nothing yet and "getting into it" will be the problem. ;-P

But seriously, if McG has issues with her being desirable or not. Well, find out if polyjuice would interfere with the ritual.

If not, then that's an option.
And that means Harry would either be boning one of his sex friends again, coven members? *shrugs*

Or it gives you a chance to utilize another girl for Harry to be balls deep in, whether Cho Chang, Su Li, Padma Patil, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, Megan Jones, Daphne Greengrass, Tracey Davis, Pansy Parkinson, Katie Bell, Lavender Brown, Alicia Spinner, Angelina Johnson or Fay Dunbar is irrelevant really.

Problem solved, after all, she only has to lie back and think of England, as the saying goes. ;-P

5/13/2019 c6 Guest
I know this fic is almost 10 years old (thanks for leaving it up for future lemon lovers like myself to find XD) but I felt the need to say well done. I think you did a great job with Luna's character, she still felt like the character in the books but I like that you gave her a little more depth. She came across as innocent, endearing, kind natured and just the right amount of loony. Thumbs up!
4/25/2019 c9 DragonTamer01
Loved this story right until that ending. Why did you even bother putting that in? You would have been better off having the finale be an orgy with Harry and all of his girls. In fact, I would have PREFERRED that! Harry does NOT need to sleep with Minerva to restore her Magic! Just get her to drink from the Holy Grail and she’ll be good as new!
4/22/2019 c9 00yotz
The end is sick. Totaly.
4/21/2019 c9 37EdTheBeast
Excellent story! A sexy must read after Voldy's death!
4/20/2019 c7 EdTheBeast
This is an excellent story!
4/17/2019 c8 22metameric1
wonderfully erotic and beautiful scene with Hermione. Maybe slightly out of character even ignoring the black-garbed stagehands and going with the setup- but still, don't care! A fun, funny and oddly romantic read.

Still it's balanced with H/Hr not immediately walking off into the sunset hand in hand. Happily ever after... after she does what she's gotta do, kick the butts she needs to kick, and be true to all that is Hermione-ness. That's our girl.
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