
4/29 c3 Patriciadiane
Another day at the office. I didn't appreciate his tone when he told her to clean up
Another day at the office. I didn't appreciate his tone when he told her to clean up
7/6/2021 c4 frostedglaze
Edward scaring the men away with his jingle balls is too epic. I hope those would be rapists are transported to the North Pole and die.
Edward scaring the men away with his jingle balls is too epic. I hope those would be rapists are transported to the North Pole and die.
7/6/2021 c3 frostedglaze
I came back to reread this, and I just have to ask, if men have jingle balls, do female elves have jingle nipples?
I came back to reread this, and I just have to ask, if men have jingle balls, do female elves have jingle nipples?
5/29/2020 c8 frostedglaze
Well I'm glad she crushed his balls and didn't accidentally bite off his penis.
Well I'm glad she crushed his balls and didn't accidentally bite off his penis.
5/29/2020 c7 frostedglaze
Biting and crushing his jingle balls?! This is the most creative, hilarious, and horrifying thing I have read in a while.
Biting and crushing his jingle balls?! This is the most creative, hilarious, and horrifying thing I have read in a while.
6/9/2019 c1 winterhorses
I could totally see Carlisle as Santa...except a super hot, 23 year old version, lol.
I could totally see Carlisle as Santa...except a super hot, 23 year old version, lol.
12/5/2018 c8 kmfroggi
Oh man... this is as crazy funny! I enjoyed it tremendously, thank you for your writing and sharing!
Oh man... this is as crazy funny! I enjoyed it tremendously, thank you for your writing and sharing!