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10/2/2016 c3 45Snowcrystal of Thunderclan
Bella... Why? *Cries* PLEASE DON'T HURT MY SOUL! XD
10/2/2016 c2 Snowcrystal of Thunderclan
I AM REVIEWING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY! (Actually... I would review anyway. :P )
9/11/2016 c1 Snowcrystal of Thunderclan
Yeah... I wonder if Alice ever DID read them...
8/6/2014 c3 1R.I.PxGlee2015
Don't take my soul bella!
7/11/2014 c3 alderaanleia
I laughed so much at the last two! Hilarious. XD
10/28/2013 c3 bluewaters
Ha ha! Yur so funny! I loved the part with Victoria!
4/27/2013 c3 9butterflywhisperer
Lol I love this please update soon :)
1/17/2013 c1 Heather7621
1/17/2013 c3 Heather7621
For number 26 let's also mention the glass table Edward pushed her onto had burning candles on it:)
8/17/2012 c3 annoymous
i love them... plz continue... and dont neglect my soul... i need it!

btw... has anyone noticed that bella feels the need to tell us the months? geez we arent idiots! lol...
sry that was lame. i was so thinking that watching new moon (for the 100th time) and then my BFF brooke said the exact same thing. i was just wondering if anyone else noticed. probably not... were Twilight-obsessed dorks! and were proud of it!

yours truly, Twilight-obsessed dork (and im proud!)
4/6/2012 c3 2BrittXD
I happen to be one of those Jacob fans! But I LOVE these, they're soooo funny. XD keep it up please!
1/13/2012 c3 noneofyourbusiness
Well that was a waste of my precious 5 minutes...
1/11/2012 c3 193SkyeElf
Haha, love these. Now I'll never be able to look at the movies normally again. Not that I'm likely to watch them again, but meh. And no sick, twisted, bizarre, sadistic yet awesome death threat? No threatening to kill us with orange peels or smother us with celery? Or setting an evil cucumber on us?
12/14/2011 c3 60I am Thalia daughter of Zeus
This chapter was funny, but one thing from the last chapter, Jasper charging at Bella, adorable, it sealed it for me. Besides I don't get it, Bella wants to die, she has near death experiences in every book/movie, this was one of many and yet Edward didn't ditch Bella after James, he has to wait for JASPER to try to grant Bella's wish, because when it's his brother it's the most dangerous thing.
11/26/2011 c3 1Unknown Ghost
This was halarious! please add more soon! it really brightened my day:)
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