for Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality2/23 c50 Guest
And afterward people did say fewer nasty things about Hermione, at least in the first year, at least in public where Harry Potter might hear about it.
When Professor Flitwick asked Harry if he was responsible for what had happened to Padma, he seriously considered it. Swamy-ji urvaca : "Nay, it was Padma herself. It was the impurity of her upasthā introduced into her Manas via agregational causation of her jñānendriya-tattva (viz. women instictively slandering other women) thereby summoning this tribulation upon herself ; since a) Ontos is Brahman and b) Ginomai is also Brahman, it follows that via Adrishta, Sadāśiva exerted divine retribution upon her Jivātman, for which she was given ample forewarning and Karmic leniency, for as the saying goes, it is not easy to be incarnated into the Brahmana-varna."
Bewildered, Guru Flitwick told him that serving twenty seconds of demention was no excuse to change career for Theologian. Swamy throwned and said that he understood why Sadāśiva had to do that through Guru Flitwick, and wouldn't protest; but considering that it did seem to have returned Padma to the Light of Arya, did Guru Flitwick really think, off the Akashic record, that he would have remained an undefeated duellist if he had fought against Ashwattama, a known user of the Brahma Shira Astra? And Guru Flitwick paused, seeming to actually think about it, and then said to Swamy-ji, in a solemnly squeaky voice, that he needed to learn how to troll and roast other students in a less Tamasic way.
And Swamy couldn't help but think that this was advice that Gurudev Quirinus would never give him for free, unless Swamy, having become the Heir of Mihirkula, appointed him as High-Priest of the Realm.
"Please, stop saying Vedic things, Harry, you're not even making sense !" Said Hermionī-devī. "Guru Quirrel-ji is sucking you into Kālī-ji !" She was obviously jealous, after all, Swamy had already said "no kissing".
And afterward people did say fewer nasty things about Hermione, at least in the first year, at least in public where Harry Potter might hear about it.
When Professor Flitwick asked Harry if he was responsible for what had happened to Padma, he seriously considered it. Swamy-ji urvaca : "Nay, it was Padma herself. It was the impurity of her upasthā introduced into her Manas via agregational causation of her jñānendriya-tattva (viz. women instictively slandering other women) thereby summoning this tribulation upon herself ; since a) Ontos is Brahman and b) Ginomai is also Brahman, it follows that via Adrishta, Sadāśiva exerted divine retribution upon her Jivātman, for which she was given ample forewarning and Karmic leniency, for as the saying goes, it is not easy to be incarnated into the Brahmana-varna."
Bewildered, Guru Flitwick told him that serving twenty seconds of demention was no excuse to change career for Theologian. Swamy throwned and said that he understood why Sadāśiva had to do that through Guru Flitwick, and wouldn't protest; but considering that it did seem to have returned Padma to the Light of Arya, did Guru Flitwick really think, off the Akashic record, that he would have remained an undefeated duellist if he had fought against Ashwattama, a known user of the Brahma Shira Astra? And Guru Flitwick paused, seeming to actually think about it, and then said to Swamy-ji, in a solemnly squeaky voice, that he needed to learn how to troll and roast other students in a less Tamasic way.
And Swamy couldn't help but think that this was advice that Gurudev Quirinus would never give him for free, unless Swamy, having become the Heir of Mihirkula, appointed him as High-Priest of the Realm.
"Please, stop saying Vedic things, Harry, you're not even making sense !" Said Hermionī-devī. "Guru Quirrel-ji is sucking you into Kālī-ji !" She was obviously jealous, after all, Swamy had already said "no kissing".
2/23 c48 Guest
Westerners make a big deal of "self awareness" and then desperately try to cope with the "moral implications" of plants and shrooms having language, or bio-organism "getting killed" by the act of teleporting.
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"I'm starting to think magic should be illegal," said Harry. "By the way, have you ever heard any stories about wizards who could speak with plants?"
Terry hadn't heard of anything like that.
Neither had any seventh-year Ravenclaws that Harry had asked.
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As a matter of fact, there is. Some Ayahuasca users have reported having the ability to talk to plants. An old experiment had a man measuring reactions of a plant to hear, first with hot cofee, then with fire. There was a man who heard a small voice calling him for help in a dream, persistently, to the point that he ended up going where the voice had told him to and found a small flower growing in a place where a construction project was going on, so he dug and displaced it in a pot somewhere safe. There is the story of Amazonian shamans and the plants in a forest making a Barrier of flowers visible from the sky to protest against pollution of the forest by illegally exploiting it and bringing the affaire to the United Nations, which then forced after years of lengthy governmental business, the Ministers of that country to go apologize to the spirits of the mountains and forests via the shamans.
IRL being stranger than fanfiction.
I could point on more nonsenses contained in that story's earlier chapters, such as racism being all about skin color, somehow, and different psychosomatic structure being indicative of differing races for every genus besides contemporary humans, somehow, according to mainstream propaganda ; but it's mostly pointless work.
Westerners make a big deal of "self awareness" and then desperately try to cope with the "moral implications" of plants and shrooms having language, or bio-organism "getting killed" by the act of teleporting.
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"I'm starting to think magic should be illegal," said Harry. "By the way, have you ever heard any stories about wizards who could speak with plants?"
Terry hadn't heard of anything like that.
Neither had any seventh-year Ravenclaws that Harry had asked.
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As a matter of fact, there is. Some Ayahuasca users have reported having the ability to talk to plants. An old experiment had a man measuring reactions of a plant to hear, first with hot cofee, then with fire. There was a man who heard a small voice calling him for help in a dream, persistently, to the point that he ended up going where the voice had told him to and found a small flower growing in a place where a construction project was going on, so he dug and displaced it in a pot somewhere safe. There is the story of Amazonian shamans and the plants in a forest making a Barrier of flowers visible from the sky to protest against pollution of the forest by illegally exploiting it and bringing the affaire to the United Nations, which then forced after years of lengthy governmental business, the Ministers of that country to go apologize to the spirits of the mountains and forests via the shamans.
IRL being stranger than fanfiction.
I could point on more nonsenses contained in that story's earlier chapters, such as racism being all about skin color, somehow, and different psychosomatic structure being indicative of differing races for every genus besides contemporary humans, somehow, according to mainstream propaganda ; but it's mostly pointless work.
32/17 c5 Aklvera
I am delighted to have, by happenstance, have stumbled upon this work of brilliance and levity. As such, I do impress and encourage you, my wonderful author to continue along the path of literacy and prose which sadly, most deem unbefitting to walk.
I am delighted to have, by happenstance, have stumbled upon this work of brilliance and levity. As such, I do impress and encourage you, my wonderful author to continue along the path of literacy and prose which sadly, most deem unbefitting to walk.
2/16 c13 Clay-Teapod
What the FUCK was that. Actually don't tell me- I want to be confused a bit longer.
What the FUCK was that. Actually don't tell me- I want to be confused a bit longer.
2/16 c12 Clay-Teapod
Is Voldemort possessing Quirrel in order to teach defence? Well. Make the best of every oportunity I guess.
This fic keeps blowing my expectations out of the water. At first it seems like you just randomized everyone's characters traits out of a list of "funniest alternatives", but I am guessing that they are all interconnected and have sound reasoning behind them.
Is Voldemort possessing Quirrel in order to teach defence? Well. Make the best of every oportunity I guess.
This fic keeps blowing my expectations out of the water. At first it seems like you just randomized everyone's characters traits out of a list of "funniest alternatives", but I am guessing that they are all interconnected and have sound reasoning behind them.
2/16 c11 Clay-Teapod
I honestly like the original version of that chapter better. I thought the scene felt odd when I was first reading it, he whole Ghostbusters schtick feels like it fits a lot better with the whole vibe this fic has going on.
I had a blast with all these omakes.
I honestly like the original version of that chapter better. I thought the scene felt odd when I was first reading it, he whole Ghostbusters schtick feels like it fits a lot better with the whole vibe this fic has going on.
I had a blast with all these omakes.
2/16 c10 Clay-Teapod
OKAY WHAT. THE SORTING HAT SPOKE AGAIN? DAMN I KNOW THE SECOND PRINCIPLE OF FANFIC BUT STILL, DAMN.
Also, isn't this some lovely bit of irony?
OKAY WHAT. THE SORTING HAT SPOKE AGAIN? DAMN I KNOW THE SECOND PRINCIPLE OF FANFIC BUT STILL, DAMN.
Also, isn't this some lovely bit of irony?
2/16 c7 Clay-Teapod
WOW. OKAY. THAT WAS A LOT. WOW. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO ALL THAT. WOW. YOU MADE ME WANT SO BAD TO GET INTO SCIENCE. WOW.
WOW. OKAY. THAT WAS A LOT. WOW. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO ALL THAT. WOW. YOU MADE ME WANT SO BAD TO GET INTO SCIENCE. WOW.
2/14 c17 Guest
...I have no idea what just happened (in a 90% positive tone).
...I have no idea what just happened (in a 90% positive tone).
2/13 c15 Flopsie Fillet
The extra Transfiguration lore was actually really interesting - and I'm looking forward to seeing how the Harry-Hermione rivalry plays out.
The extra Transfiguration lore was actually really interesting - and I'm looking forward to seeing how the Harry-Hermione rivalry plays out.
2/12 c5 Flopsie Fillet
This chapter is the only time I've laughed reading something in at least a few weeks.
This chapter is the only time I've laughed reading something in at least a few weeks.