for RANDOM4/6/2010 c4 alec-potter
I was reading it in a controlled environment aka office and still couldn't help but let out a snort.
I was reading it in a controlled environment aka office and still couldn't help but let out a snort.
4/6/2010 c3 garsdal
you are the incantation of a god. there is simply no other explanation for this raw amount of insanity and humor.
you are the incantation of a god. there is simply no other explanation for this raw amount of insanity and humor.
4/5/2010 c3 daniel 29
After that, the sensei's came to pick up her class, everyone noticing the way Kurenai blushed when Naruto called her 'sunset-hime. Looks line an oringinal way to look at Kurenai to me anyway
He got Kurenai high. It took him 4 hours to convince her that she wasn't wrapped up in a tree about to kill herself, but that she put herself in a Genjutsu. He then told her that if she was a tree he'd smoke her for years. She was pregnant months later
Pun intended
Anko got high and told Naruto her tattoo was a 'lick and sniff' sticker. She was pregnant months later.
Because of his drugs, Orochimaru had no need for the Sharingan. Why need all seeing eyes when his eyes seen all seeing eyes (he was looking in the mirror for hours)
Kabuto became a grunge artist, mostly known for cutting himself 50 times per show and healing miraculously for the next one.
The Sound 5 became a dance group
Naruto met Karin and promptly turned her into his personal drug… Anko nearly killed him once he walked in on him playing 'Dracula & Little Red Riding Hood.'
She promptly played the wolf
Kisame became a surfer and used his sword as a surf board
Deiedra was never high, but his hands and stomach were different stories
Sasori became a puppeteer entertaining kids and then kidnapping them for drugs. He was soon admitted into the psychiatric ward after he kidnapped Hanabi Hyuga and screamed she was blind.
Even when she said she could see him.
Naruto met Konan and told her that her paper was what he needed in order to smoke their hearts together. She was pregnant months later
Such original pickup lines
After that, the sensei's came to pick up her class, everyone noticing the way Kurenai blushed when Naruto called her 'sunset-hime. Looks line an oringinal way to look at Kurenai to me anyway
He got Kurenai high. It took him 4 hours to convince her that she wasn't wrapped up in a tree about to kill herself, but that she put herself in a Genjutsu. He then told her that if she was a tree he'd smoke her for years. She was pregnant months later
Pun intended
Anko got high and told Naruto her tattoo was a 'lick and sniff' sticker. She was pregnant months later.
Because of his drugs, Orochimaru had no need for the Sharingan. Why need all seeing eyes when his eyes seen all seeing eyes (he was looking in the mirror for hours)
Kabuto became a grunge artist, mostly known for cutting himself 50 times per show and healing miraculously for the next one.
The Sound 5 became a dance group
Naruto met Karin and promptly turned her into his personal drug… Anko nearly killed him once he walked in on him playing 'Dracula & Little Red Riding Hood.'
She promptly played the wolf
Kisame became a surfer and used his sword as a surf board
Deiedra was never high, but his hands and stomach were different stories
Sasori became a puppeteer entertaining kids and then kidnapping them for drugs. He was soon admitted into the psychiatric ward after he kidnapped Hanabi Hyuga and screamed she was blind.
Even when she said she could see him.
Naruto met Konan and told her that her paper was what he needed in order to smoke their hearts together. She was pregnant months later
Such original pickup lines
4/3/2010 c2 daniel 29
Hope it was funny!
Oh yes it definaly was funny but imagine if it was in the manga how funny it would be
Hope it was funny!
Oh yes it definaly was funny but imagine if it was in the manga how funny it would be
4/1/2010 c1 
2garsdal
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rofl! you just fucking owned konoha, AND suna...
the rabstar never dies. there is still yugito.
2garsdal...
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rofl! you just fucking owned konoha, AND suna...
the rabstar never dies. there is still yugito.
3/31/2010 c1 ultimusprime
Any chance you can continue this? I'd like to see Gaara West and how he would act.
Any chance you can continue this? I'd like to see Gaara West and how he would act.