for Twilight in 200 Words5/26/2012 c1 SabertoothLioness
Daenerys Targaryen is a better woman than Bella and I have only seen to episodes of Game of Thrones! I didn't like the show that much but Daenerys is my unofficial favorite. Her and Arya Stark.
Daenerys Targaryen is a better woman than Bella and I have only seen to episodes of Game of Thrones! I didn't like the show that much but Daenerys is my unofficial favorite. Her and Arya Stark.
6/21/2011 c1 
11my pen is better than my sword
Aw...you forgot to mention that she suffers from chronic lip bleeding due to her incompetent habit to constantly bite it...maybe she bites it whenever she thinks about Eddy's golden eyes, lol...
And don't forget how shes a natural pessimist. I'm re-writing it, and questioning her character of "sweet and innocent" when shes always negetivly assuming crazy shit, etc...
This made me laugh. I'm sure that was your goal though, so you succeeded :D
11my pen is better than my swordAw...you forgot to mention that she suffers from chronic lip bleeding due to her incompetent habit to constantly bite it...maybe she bites it whenever she thinks about Eddy's golden eyes, lol...
And don't forget how shes a natural pessimist. I'm re-writing it, and questioning her character of "sweet and innocent" when shes always negetivly assuming crazy shit, etc...
This made me laugh. I'm sure that was your goal though, so you succeeded :D
2/10/2011 c1 17AKissAndAGunshot
I bet I can make something that is even more twi-bashing, but I don't have the time... and it would end up as a Vampire: The Masquerade crossover.
17AKissAndAGunshotI bet I can make something that is even more twi-bashing, but I don't have the time... and it would end up as a Vampire: The Masquerade crossover.
11/29/2010 c1 Lady Mai-Mai
I just like to say real quick to LisaFlorence that no one made you read this story, so please do not go around critizing people when they make fun of something they don't like. I am pretty sure you don't like something either, this person just likes to make fun of the worst written book of all time.
second, I love this, lol, Jacob does like to run around naked and she did forget to mention the golden eyes! ^^ lol...
I just like to say real quick to LisaFlorence that no one made you read this story, so please do not go around critizing people when they make fun of something they don't like. I am pretty sure you don't like something either, this person just likes to make fun of the worst written book of all time.
second, I love this, lol, Jacob does like to run around naked and she did forget to mention the golden eyes! ^^ lol...
9/16/2010 c1 6TheWitchOfTheSouth
Ah, and you cant forget how much he DAZZLES HER! This is half the story -
Edward: So yea, i can't be with you because i am a monster but I love you more then anything and can't bare to be apart from you. Because i want to kill you. and because i love you. I love you so much that even before I really ever spoke to you i watched you in your bedroom all the time.
Bella: um, WHAT?
Edward: *flashing his DAZZLING smile*
Bella: *faints* *wakes up* ok, that normal, i love you too!
- lol i just had to say that. love it!
6TheWitchOfTheSouthAh, and you cant forget how much he DAZZLES HER! This is half the story -
Edward: So yea, i can't be with you because i am a monster but I love you more then anything and can't bare to be apart from you. Because i want to kill you. and because i love you. I love you so much that even before I really ever spoke to you i watched you in your bedroom all the time.
Bella: um, WHAT?
Edward: *flashing his DAZZLING smile*
Bella: *faints* *wakes up* ok, that normal, i love you too!
- lol i just had to say that. love it!
8/2/2010 c1 Crystalx
I think she forgot to mention that Edward has golden eyes :)
I think she forgot to mention that Edward has golden eyes :)
6/24/2010 c1 3themoongeek
hahaha! i love it! soo true!
edward cullen is an effin fairy and he gives vamps a bad name. jacob is just a bulk idiot who likes to be naked.
and bella. OH. FUCK. NO. she is the biggest idiot of them all! all she does is whine! she's so stupid i swear!
3themoongeekhahaha! i love it! soo true!
edward cullen is an effin fairy and he gives vamps a bad name. jacob is just a bulk idiot who likes to be naked.
and bella. OH. FUCK. NO. she is the biggest idiot of them all! all she does is whine! she's so stupid i swear!
5/24/2010 c1 LisaFlorence
ok the bit about the golden eyes is sooo true however if the danm character annoys you so much you don't have to read the book! its not like anyone put a gun against your head and made you read the 498 page narative! its not the writers fault you didn't like it, you chose to read it in the first place, it really annoys me when people use fanfiction to post hate stories, you might as well spend your time thinking about something your like rather then putting the things you don't down...sorry for the rant...its a heat wave here and this stuff just really annoys me...sorry
ok the bit about the golden eyes is sooo true however if the danm character annoys you so much you don't have to read the book! its not like anyone put a gun against your head and made you read the 498 page narative! its not the writers fault you didn't like it, you chose to read it in the first place, it really annoys me when people use fanfiction to post hate stories, you might as well spend your time thinking about something your like rather then putting the things you don't down...sorry for the rant...its a heat wave here and this stuff just really annoys me...sorry
5/24/2010 c1 1nobodyreally12
I found this very entertaining, though i like twilght it is still funny, and true...
1nobodyreally12I found this very entertaining, though i like twilght it is still funny, and true...