3/16/2011 c38 80kirkr0se
A neatly trimmed beard is a sign of insanity?

Oh God, this totally explains why I'm so scared of my uncle :3

Well, that and the fact that he's missing a finger, probably XD

~Mademise Morte

3/15/2011 c37 80kirkr0se
I am a woman, and equally unemotional whether I have disturbing amounts of blood gushing out of me or not, try my very best not to get stared at by diverting attention to my shoes (actually works, hurrah for Doc Marts) and plan to avoid childbirth as best as I can. XD

Ahh, I've been told by my friend that she'll bring up how much I'm repulsed by amorous males and children of all sorts when I'm 'like, married with five children'.

I hope that never happens...

~Mademise Morte

3/15/2011 c37 8FracturedLittleWishes
Omg I love the whole

"You are plunged into imense pain if your kicked in between your legs."

Oh man that made me chuckle at my screen, then stared at by parents and the end come back, jeez I'm gonna have to use that.

XD

3/15/2011 c37 4YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff
LOL! What nice conversations you have with your brother! :L

3/14/2011 c36 80kirkr0se
CUTE JAPANESE TEACHER. STOP BEING SO CUTE. OR I'LL 'ACCIDENTALLY' COMMIT SEXAUL HARASSMENT.

:L

Sexual harassment has 'ass' in it :3

~Maddie

3/13/2011 c35 80kirkr0se
LIFE IS A TRIPLE-BREASTED WHORE WITH A HARLOT AND AN IMBECILE FOR PARENTS.

#innocent smile#

Aw, that's awful. Hope it can be fixed soon :L

~Mademise Morte

3/12/2011 c34 80kirkr0se
I'm sweating to death. It's about thirty degrees here.

I am friggin' JEALOUS of you people with snow -.-

~Mademise Morte

3/12/2011 c34 4YayForMagicDetectivesAndStuff
Haha, I can't ski...so I'd just go there to check out the snowboarders...