for The Secret Diary Of Dimitri Belikov3/15/2011 c5 Regina George
He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Dimitri Belikov. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but he turned Strigoi, and Dimitri was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Kyle, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Strigoi pool party, I was like, "Dimitri, I can't invite you, because I think you're a guardian." I mean I couldn't have a guardian at my party. There were gonna be Strigoi there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a GUARDIAN. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.
He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Dimitri Belikov. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but he turned Strigoi, and Dimitri was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Kyle, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Strigoi pool party, I was like, "Dimitri, I can't invite you, because I think you're a guardian." I mean I couldn't have a guardian at my party. There were gonna be Strigoi there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a GUARDIAN. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he's on crack.
3/15/2011 c5 Caza101
Being a church goer myself, I know what its like to turn up hangover at church! lets just say.. I feel for Dimitri!
Being a church goer myself, I know what its like to turn up hangover at church! lets just say.. I feel for Dimitri!
3/12/2011 c4 willnotreplyaccountisdormant
Me likey! As i was reading the last few sentences, i wondered what Dimitri would be like, completely drunk. I reckon it would be fun...Anyhoo, love this chapter and have made a mental note to check your story every sunday! Oh, and I actually laughed sooo loud when i was reading Dimitri's to do list on my iphone, that i think people were starting to stare at me...(I was at the doctors when i read it) Please do carry on because your writing is really amazing and this is, like, the best fanfic i have ever read!Keep it up!xxx
Me likey! As i was reading the last few sentences, i wondered what Dimitri would be like, completely drunk. I reckon it would be fun...Anyhoo, love this chapter and have made a mental note to check your story every sunday! Oh, and I actually laughed sooo loud when i was reading Dimitri's to do list on my iphone, that i think people were starting to stare at me...(I was at the doctors when i read it) Please do carry on because your writing is really amazing and this is, like, the best fanfic i have ever read!Keep it up!xxx
3/11/2011 c4 
6VampGurl82
i actually thought that was pretty funny how rose was on the "things to do list." and that dimitri needed to stock up on bread. haha good work so far
6VampGurl82i actually thought that was pretty funny how rose was on the "things to do list." and that dimitri needed to stock up on bread. haha good work so far
3/7/2011 c4 Jigsaw
Teehee, reviewing is fun.
Teehee, reviewing is fun.
3/7/2011 c4 Jigsaw
Hello, Bookworm-At-Starbucks. I want to play a game. On your bookshelf, you will find copies of the books-that-shall-not-be-named (I'll give you a hint: Begins with total crap and ends with ultimate WTF). I have triggered them so that they (the characters in the books) will come to LIFE, and will take over the world with their annoyingness. The only way for you to survive, is to READ THE SERIES. AND YOU HAVE TO LOVE IT. The fate of humanity lies upon your shoulders. Are you willing to sacrifice your mental and emotional wellbeing for the salvation of mankind? . You have... 48 hours. Good luck.
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LOL DIMITRI WANTS TO DO ROSE I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
Hello, Bookworm-At-Starbucks. I want to play a game. On your bookshelf, you will find copies of the books-that-shall-not-be-named (I'll give you a hint: Begins with total crap and ends with ultimate WTF). I have triggered them so that they (the characters in the books) will come to LIFE, and will take over the world with their annoyingness. The only way for you to survive, is to READ THE SERIES. AND YOU HAVE TO LOVE IT. The fate of humanity lies upon your shoulders. Are you willing to sacrifice your mental and emotional wellbeing for the salvation of mankind? . You have... 48 hours. Good luck.
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LOL DIMITRI WANTS TO DO ROSE I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
3/6/2011 c4 LK
Love it! :)
Love it! :)