
11/20/2024 c6 virginiademeritt
I'm still enjoying rereading this story. I love the crazy but strangely competent HP. Is the follow-on universe story going to be told?
I'm still enjoying rereading this story. I love the crazy but strangely competent HP. Is the follow-on universe story going to be told?
11/14/2024 c6 majere4
F the impossible ...
You need to find the Runic symbols for that phrase and make it replace the lightning bolt on that new/old/next Harry Potter.
Also, I'm soooo tempted to see if you actually wrote it, but I feel almost certain that this is in fact your last prank.
k... bye.
F the impossible ...
You need to find the Runic symbols for that phrase and make it replace the lightning bolt on that new/old/next Harry Potter.
Also, I'm soooo tempted to see if you actually wrote it, but I feel almost certain that this is in fact your last prank.
k... bye.
11/14/2024 c5 majere4
"
"There will be seven Harry Potters moving through the skies tonight..." – JKR
"
I wonder how many you caught with that one? :D
"
"And what did I tell you to remember most." I demand with authority.
"A Veela is dangerous, and it is a flight risk. Just because its in the Sack doesn't mean I should neglect putting in the boots."
"Good girl."
"
Images Conjured...
"
For instance I have no clue what happened to Snape, I have a secret fantasy that his bloated syphilitic remains were found having been drowned to death in a toilet by one of his Johns, but I really don't know.
I can hope though.
"
It's good to have dreams.
"
"I want to ride on the back of a Nundu." The beautiful brunette blurts in to interrupt my train of thought.
"You want to what?"
"Oui, a Nundu. We 'aven't done that before 'ave we?" The equally beautiful blonde agrees, ignoring my question.
"
My fave thing here is that I'm fairly sure that Fleur's uncertainty is due to the sheer volume of crazy-fantastic-insane-awesomeness they've done in the last almost 150 years. *nods in certainty*
Also, That Was Crazy-Fantastic-Insane-Awesome!
Definitely an E-Ticket, thanks so much for the fun!
"
"There will be seven Harry Potters moving through the skies tonight..." – JKR
"
I wonder how many you caught with that one? :D
"
"And what did I tell you to remember most." I demand with authority.
"A Veela is dangerous, and it is a flight risk. Just because its in the Sack doesn't mean I should neglect putting in the boots."
"Good girl."
"
Images Conjured...
"
For instance I have no clue what happened to Snape, I have a secret fantasy that his bloated syphilitic remains were found having been drowned to death in a toilet by one of his Johns, but I really don't know.
I can hope though.
"
It's good to have dreams.
"
"I want to ride on the back of a Nundu." The beautiful brunette blurts in to interrupt my train of thought.
"You want to what?"
"Oui, a Nundu. We 'aven't done that before 'ave we?" The equally beautiful blonde agrees, ignoring my question.
"
My fave thing here is that I'm fairly sure that Fleur's uncertainty is due to the sheer volume of crazy-fantastic-insane-awesomeness they've done in the last almost 150 years. *nods in certainty*
Also, That Was Crazy-Fantastic-Insane-Awesome!
Definitely an E-Ticket, thanks so much for the fun!
11/14/2024 c4 majere4
"
I'm forcibly reminded that this is not the bookish, scholastic innocent I once assumed she was. No, this is little miss 'let's start an illicit vigilante organisation,' and 'what's so bad about permanently disfiguring one of my classmates using jinxed parchment.' She is, and always has been, a dangerous, if brilliant young woman.
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THANK YOU! "boring bookworm", sheesh, did those idiots Read The Books?
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I was given a huge urgent warning that there is a 12 percent likelihood my coffee will not have the appropriate level of sugar in it. And Kingsley's FoF Tag is stuck being labelled as 'Samuel L. Jackson' and try as I might, I can't work out how to change it.
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To be fair, these are reasonable data points.
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for one thing, with me as Defence Professor, I could be fairly confident that the years Defence Professor wouldn't try to kill me.
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only fairly tho...
That was a lot of fun for a setup :)
"
I'm forcibly reminded that this is not the bookish, scholastic innocent I once assumed she was. No, this is little miss 'let's start an illicit vigilante organisation,' and 'what's so bad about permanently disfiguring one of my classmates using jinxed parchment.' She is, and always has been, a dangerous, if brilliant young woman.
"
THANK YOU! "boring bookworm", sheesh, did those idiots Read The Books?
"
I was given a huge urgent warning that there is a 12 percent likelihood my coffee will not have the appropriate level of sugar in it. And Kingsley's FoF Tag is stuck being labelled as 'Samuel L. Jackson' and try as I might, I can't work out how to change it.
"
To be fair, these are reasonable data points.
"
for one thing, with me as Defence Professor, I could be fairly confident that the years Defence Professor wouldn't try to kill me.
"
only fairly tho...
That was a lot of fun for a setup :)
11/14/2024 c3 majere4
"
The Dark Lord Albus Dumbledore
Currently Headmaster of Hogwarts"...
"
Holy crap that's rough! Funny as all heck too!
The battle was quite satisfying, thank you.
I was equally impressed by Harry negotiating the minefield that was infidelity writ large under circumstances that were probably his one and only chance with Hermione.
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The Dark Lord Albus Dumbledore
Currently Headmaster of Hogwarts"...
"
Holy crap that's rough! Funny as all heck too!
The battle was quite satisfying, thank you.
I was equally impressed by Harry negotiating the minefield that was infidelity writ large under circumstances that were probably his one and only chance with Hermione.
11/14/2024 c2 majere4
"
One memorable phrase which leaps to mind... 'Ron's loyalty is matched only by his intelligence' ...struck me as needlessly harsh, as it is unquestionably true.
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And the combination is inversely proportional to his manners.
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"You might want to get some sleep Ron. Think about trying for the Academy, you really don't want to hit forty and still be a virgin."
I did mention his wife hates him didn't I?
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That's... rough lmao!
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"Hermione, I've met your parents, and I like the Wilkins' family much better. For one, the Wilkins' are far more accomplished surfers." She giggles, once more proving to me how good a Dark Lady she would have made.
"
*GRINS!*
I really enjoyed following some of the 'author leads', but just FYI, Thanfiction's work is only hosted by 'bookfrom net', which is heavily infected by nasty bugses :(
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One memorable phrase which leaps to mind... 'Ron's loyalty is matched only by his intelligence' ...struck me as needlessly harsh, as it is unquestionably true.
"
And the combination is inversely proportional to his manners.
"
"You might want to get some sleep Ron. Think about trying for the Academy, you really don't want to hit forty and still be a virgin."
I did mention his wife hates him didn't I?
"
That's... rough lmao!
"
"Hermione, I've met your parents, and I like the Wilkins' family much better. For one, the Wilkins' are far more accomplished surfers." She giggles, once more proving to me how good a Dark Lady she would have made.
"
*GRINS!*
I really enjoyed following some of the 'author leads', but just FYI, Thanfiction's work is only hosted by 'bookfrom net', which is heavily infected by nasty bugses :(
11/10/2024 c1 Critical2023
with no clue whose pov is thinking I'm dropping this before I get a migraine. if you ever redo it "non, multi pov" I'll try it then
with no clue whose pov is thinking I'm dropping this before I get a migraine. if you ever redo it "non, multi pov" I'll try it then
10/28/2024 c3 Alwin
“With spouses who are way out of our league”
It’s actually the other way around, they’re way out of league for their partners.
Only criticism I have is you portraying Ginny as the Hogwarts broom, it’s obviously you don’t like her, but displaying a 14 year old - even an imaginary one - as basically a whore is kinda pathetic.
“With spouses who are way out of our league”
It’s actually the other way around, they’re way out of league for their partners.
Only criticism I have is you portraying Ginny as the Hogwarts broom, it’s obviously you don’t like her, but displaying a 14 year old - even an imaginary one - as basically a whore is kinda pathetic.
10/28/2024 c1 BlazeStryker
Left, right, swish to the middle, 90 degrees, turn horizontally, downwards slash, pause, turn, over and under, half twist clockwise, pull back, and, jab...
"Incendios Grata"
Technically this is an Incendios Grata with the McIntyre Wandmotion, or McIntyre Amplifier.
...that's the Konami Code, isn't it?
Left, right, swish to the middle, 90 degrees, turn horizontally, downwards slash, pause, turn, over and under, half twist clockwise, pull back, and, jab...
"Incendios Grata"
Technically this is an Incendios Grata with the McIntyre Wandmotion, or McIntyre Amplifier.
...that's the Konami Code, isn't it?
8/31/2024 c6 trista.sterling
I love this crazy story. It was told in a really fun manner and was wildly exciting. I also love the tie-in with Lord of the rings (which I caught). Your ending note about Star Wars and Wheel of Time tie-ins as well was epic!
Awesome story! Thank you for sharing it!
I love this crazy story. It was told in a really fun manner and was wildly exciting. I also love the tie-in with Lord of the rings (which I caught). Your ending note about Star Wars and Wheel of Time tie-ins as well was epic!
Awesome story! Thank you for sharing it!