for The Paths Diverge8/10/2024 c13 Bronze
Two broken arms thanks to Harry and one hell of a major headache as well as having his testis punctured must have made for a very poor welcome back to the world of the living. Not to mention the pain involved from the second one.
Two broken arms thanks to Harry and one hell of a major headache as well as having his testis punctured must have made for a very poor welcome back to the world of the living. Not to mention the pain involved from the second one.
8/10/2024 c12 Bronze
Not to mention that Sirius actually got a trial which Good Ole Fumblemort DIDN'T put off till sometime in the next three or possibly twenty years. The old fraud never intended for Sirius to get a trial. A free Sirius meant a loving home for Harry away from the abusive Dursleys.
Not to mention that Sirius actually got a trial which Good Ole Fumblemort DIDN'T put off till sometime in the next three or possibly twenty years. The old fraud never intended for Sirius to get a trial. A free Sirius meant a loving home for Harry away from the abusive Dursleys.
8/10/2024 c11 Bronze
No, Fumblemort KNEW before he hired Lockhart that he was a fraud but hired him anyways. Irons went to Hogwash with him, so he knows the man's a fraud. Natasja never met the man before, but she can tell he's a fraud even without magic. And Henry's right. Good Ole Fumbelmort has had 11 yrs to do something with his knowledge of Vulturewurst yet all he truly did sit on his bony old ass and do nothing. If he really was so concerned about Harry having to fight Vulturewurst he should've spent at least part of that time training Harry to prepare him for it.
No, Fumblemort KNEW before he hired Lockhart that he was a fraud but hired him anyways. Irons went to Hogwash with him, so he knows the man's a fraud. Natasja never met the man before, but she can tell he's a fraud even without magic. And Henry's right. Good Ole Fumbelmort has had 11 yrs to do something with his knowledge of Vulturewurst yet all he truly did sit on his bony old ass and do nothing. If he really was so concerned about Harry having to fight Vulturewurst he should've spent at least part of that time training Harry to prepare him for it.
8/10/2024 c10 Bronze
Seeing as I'm a big fan of the Honor Harrington series by David Weber I can easily handle a strong female protagonist. Because that woman kicks ass and seldom if ever bothers to take names. And nowhere in the series does she need a male to tell her what to do or how to do it! Anyhoo, Good Ole Fumblemort wants to turn Harry into a martyr regardless of whether it ends yet another magical family line. Considering neither he nor his brother have any kids to pass on their family name, that means when they die so does the Dumbledore family name. But as far as Natasja is concerned Harry will live through his so-called magical education regardless of Good Ole Fumbelmort's plans for him.
Seeing as I'm a big fan of the Honor Harrington series by David Weber I can easily handle a strong female protagonist. Because that woman kicks ass and seldom if ever bothers to take names. And nowhere in the series does she need a male to tell her what to do or how to do it! Anyhoo, Good Ole Fumblemort wants to turn Harry into a martyr regardless of whether it ends yet another magical family line. Considering neither he nor his brother have any kids to pass on their family name, that means when they die so does the Dumbledore family name. But as far as Natasja is concerned Harry will live through his so-called magical education regardless of Good Ole Fumbelmort's plans for him.
8/9/2024 c9 Bronze
I like that idea! Why rewrite the entire series just to add whatever you want. Why not just write like you intend snippets while adding what Harry and company did. Works for me. Frankly, I'd love to read Good Ole Fumbelmort fighting the Troll in first year without his wand. Let's see how truly powerful he is without it. And if he gets killed, seeing as he's in Myrtle's bathroom he can spend time keeping her company. Maybe they can share the same u-bend.
I like that idea! Why rewrite the entire series just to add whatever you want. Why not just write like you intend snippets while adding what Harry and company did. Works for me. Frankly, I'd love to read Good Ole Fumbelmort fighting the Troll in first year without his wand. Let's see how truly powerful he is without it. And if he gets killed, seeing as he's in Myrtle's bathroom he can spend time keeping her company. Maybe they can share the same u-bend.
8/9/2024 c8 Bronze
Oh yeah! Harry has every right to be proud of what his non-magical mother can do. I absolutely sure neither Good Ole Fumblemort nor Snape will ever forget that! As well as how embarrassed Bellatrix was to lose to a non-magical herself. As has been pointed out in other fic, one of the main reasons for so many magicals falling victim to Death Eater curses isn't just because they're afraid. It's because they're too stupid to get out of the way fast enough. If you're not where the spell or curse is aimed when it gets there then you won't be hurt by it.
Oh yeah! Harry has every right to be proud of what his non-magical mother can do. I absolutely sure neither Good Ole Fumblemort nor Snape will ever forget that! As well as how embarrassed Bellatrix was to lose to a non-magical herself. As has been pointed out in other fic, one of the main reasons for so many magicals falling victim to Death Eater curses isn't just because they're afraid. It's because they're too stupid to get out of the way fast enough. If you're not where the spell or curse is aimed when it gets there then you won't be hurt by it.
8/9/2024 c7 Bronze
Looks like they'll be a very different Golden Trio in this fic. Though it'll likely be closer to a quartet than a trio. What with Harry, Hermione, Dennis and Neville all being friends. As for Ronald Weasley, he'll have to muddle through best he can on his own. I really can't see him being friends with these four. He's much too bigoted about the Houses at Hogwash. Of course, Good Ole Fumblemort won't like that. And will do his personal best to get Ronald into that group. I can see these four gaining friends in all four houses.
Looks like they'll be a very different Golden Trio in this fic. Though it'll likely be closer to a quartet than a trio. What with Harry, Hermione, Dennis and Neville all being friends. As for Ronald Weasley, he'll have to muddle through best he can on his own. I really can't see him being friends with these four. He's much too bigoted about the Houses at Hogwash. Of course, Good Ole Fumblemort won't like that. And will do his personal best to get Ronald into that group. I can see these four gaining friends in all four houses.
8/9/2024 c6 Bronze
Looks like Good Ole Fumblemort has something else to worry about now even if he doesn't know it. Fumbles is determined to get Harry into an abusive home regardless of whether or not it's good for Harry. It's for the so-called greater good after all. And that is all Fumbels cares about. Now Neville showing accidental magic is great and I totally agree with him that if his family truly loves him magic doesn't matter. Unfortunately, to those small minded magicals it's all that matters. Take away their wands and they might just cry. Unfortunately for them there's almost too many things they'd have to take away from someone like Natasja before they could be sure they'd disarmed her.
Looks like Good Ole Fumblemort has something else to worry about now even if he doesn't know it. Fumbles is determined to get Harry into an abusive home regardless of whether or not it's good for Harry. It's for the so-called greater good after all. And that is all Fumbels cares about. Now Neville showing accidental magic is great and I totally agree with him that if his family truly loves him magic doesn't matter. Unfortunately, to those small minded magicals it's all that matters. Take away their wands and they might just cry. Unfortunately for them there's almost too many things they'd have to take away from someone like Natasja before they could be sure they'd disarmed her.
8/9/2024 c5 Bronze
Naa! Better to wait till Good Ole Fumblemort is on it before nuking it just to be sure he doesn't escape. There's no way in hell that Good Ole Fumblemort will allow Harry not to attend Hogwash! Regardless of how poor the education it offers is! He has a reputation to keep up after all and it wouldn't look good if Harry Potter refused to attend Hogwash. People might start asking question that he doesn't want to answer not to have asked.
Naa! Better to wait till Good Ole Fumblemort is on it before nuking it just to be sure he doesn't escape. There's no way in hell that Good Ole Fumblemort will allow Harry not to attend Hogwash! Regardless of how poor the education it offers is! He has a reputation to keep up after all and it wouldn't look good if Harry Potter refused to attend Hogwash. People might start asking question that he doesn't want to answer not to have asked.
8/9/2024 c4 Bronze
It's a miracle that no one has killed Arthur while he's in the muggle world attempting to do his job. In his own way he's as bigoted as the Malfoys. The office he heads would be much better run by a muggle-born or half-blood. Very much like the Goblin Liaison has a Muggle-born running it. Of course, he did lie about being a Pure-Blood to get the job but as none of the Pure-Bloods really wanted to have to deal with the Goblins in the first place they decide to allow him to keep it. I've read a couple of fic where he's tried to warn the Ministry that they were really pissing off the Goblins, but they refused to listen. Dirk told his Bosses that he was taking a leave of absence and if they survived this screw up, he'd be back in a few months. To me that showed he had much more brains than Fudge and all his lapdogs.
It's a miracle that no one has killed Arthur while he's in the muggle world attempting to do his job. In his own way he's as bigoted as the Malfoys. The office he heads would be much better run by a muggle-born or half-blood. Very much like the Goblin Liaison has a Muggle-born running it. Of course, he did lie about being a Pure-Blood to get the job but as none of the Pure-Bloods really wanted to have to deal with the Goblins in the first place they decide to allow him to keep it. I've read a couple of fic where he's tried to warn the Ministry that they were really pissing off the Goblins, but they refused to listen. Dirk told his Bosses that he was taking a leave of absence and if they survived this screw up, he'd be back in a few months. To me that showed he had much more brains than Fudge and all his lapdogs.
8/9/2024 c3 Bronze
I really fail to understand how after all that pain Good Ole Fumblemort can't seem to remember that it's not a good idea to mess with Natasja. I'm quite sure if she had hit Snape with that Marble rolling pin, he would never forget it without some outside help. And asking him to try again would likely earn you an extremely sarcastic response. The man's a spy so must have at least some hint of self-preservation instinct! The only hint Good Ole Fumblemort seems have is for digging himself in ever deeper. I know the saying is None so blind as those that will not see but surely there has to be some light at the end of this old fool's tunnel even if it's only the headlight of the oncoming train! Maybe, just maybe that would make a dent in his overly thick head!
I really fail to understand how after all that pain Good Ole Fumblemort can't seem to remember that it's not a good idea to mess with Natasja. I'm quite sure if she had hit Snape with that Marble rolling pin, he would never forget it without some outside help. And asking him to try again would likely earn you an extremely sarcastic response. The man's a spy so must have at least some hint of self-preservation instinct! The only hint Good Ole Fumblemort seems have is for digging himself in ever deeper. I know the saying is None so blind as those that will not see but surely there has to be some light at the end of this old fool's tunnel even if it's only the headlight of the oncoming train! Maybe, just maybe that would make a dent in his overly thick head!
8/9/2024 c2 Bronze
Well, to all those flamers I say, Suck it up asshole! If you didn't like the first chapter, why did you bother to read the second?! So, shut the hell up and go away! The further the better! And don't let the door hit you in the ass as you leave. You might damage it. To you Vaneria Potter I say, I have read this before and laughed my ass off through most of it! I do so love the way you treat Good Ole Fumblemort and the dungeon grease ball. The old Fraudster is so self-centered nothing else matters to him than what's important to him. How many Light sided families would've gladly taken Harry in had Good Ole Fumblemort not decided to hide Harry away with no knowledge of the magical world till he got his Hogwash letter is anyone's guess! But regardless the old Fraudster had to meddle. He couldn't help himself. It's in his nature to see himself as all-knowing and thus couldn't possibly make a mistake. As for Snape, A, he can't teach, B he can't get over how he was treated by a man dead for eleven years while they were in school together. Maybe if there is a Potions Guild, they should be asked about how Snape teaches Potions. I mean that bullshit about " It's on the board! You've got ... " is in no way shape or form, teaching Potions. Then there's the fact that his so-called classroom as well as teaching has no reaction tables in it to help guide the students nor do any of the books required for the class. How is that even considered a class?! As for the rest of that so-called school, does it even live up to the title anymore? There are six core classes three of which are absolute useless due to their teachers. Potions isn't even a joke! It's beyond a disgrace! DADA is a revolving door with every year having a new teacher. Then we come to History of Magic taught by a ghost who only teaches about the so-called Goblin rebellions. Answer me this, how can it be a rebellion when the Goblins aren't under the Ministry of/for Moron's authority? Nor can it be called a revolt for the same reason. It is/was a WAR plain and simple. The Ministry is just too inbred to understand this. CAn yoiu imagine how fast that world would collapse if all the Muggle-Borns and Half-Bloods decided NOT to accept the invitation to attend Hogwash? Oh sure, the Purebloods would be ever so happy for the first few years but then they'd find they in actual fact they needed these very same people to spend their money in Diagon Alley, on Hogwash tuition as well as visits to Hogsmeade Village. Without that influx of money prices would go up rather fast as in most fics, they get to overcharge the Muggle-Borns and Half-Bloods to help make up the short fall of giving the Purebloods a deep discount.
Well, to all those flamers I say, Suck it up asshole! If you didn't like the first chapter, why did you bother to read the second?! So, shut the hell up and go away! The further the better! And don't let the door hit you in the ass as you leave. You might damage it. To you Vaneria Potter I say, I have read this before and laughed my ass off through most of it! I do so love the way you treat Good Ole Fumblemort and the dungeon grease ball. The old Fraudster is so self-centered nothing else matters to him than what's important to him. How many Light sided families would've gladly taken Harry in had Good Ole Fumblemort not decided to hide Harry away with no knowledge of the magical world till he got his Hogwash letter is anyone's guess! But regardless the old Fraudster had to meddle. He couldn't help himself. It's in his nature to see himself as all-knowing and thus couldn't possibly make a mistake. As for Snape, A, he can't teach, B he can't get over how he was treated by a man dead for eleven years while they were in school together. Maybe if there is a Potions Guild, they should be asked about how Snape teaches Potions. I mean that bullshit about " It's on the board! You've got ... " is in no way shape or form, teaching Potions. Then there's the fact that his so-called classroom as well as teaching has no reaction tables in it to help guide the students nor do any of the books required for the class. How is that even considered a class?! As for the rest of that so-called school, does it even live up to the title anymore? There are six core classes three of which are absolute useless due to their teachers. Potions isn't even a joke! It's beyond a disgrace! DADA is a revolving door with every year having a new teacher. Then we come to History of Magic taught by a ghost who only teaches about the so-called Goblin rebellions. Answer me this, how can it be a rebellion when the Goblins aren't under the Ministry of/for Moron's authority? Nor can it be called a revolt for the same reason. It is/was a WAR plain and simple. The Ministry is just too inbred to understand this. CAn yoiu imagine how fast that world would collapse if all the Muggle-Borns and Half-Bloods decided NOT to accept the invitation to attend Hogwash? Oh sure, the Purebloods would be ever so happy for the first few years but then they'd find they in actual fact they needed these very same people to spend their money in Diagon Alley, on Hogwash tuition as well as visits to Hogsmeade Village. Without that influx of money prices would go up rather fast as in most fics, they get to overcharge the Muggle-Borns and Half-Bloods to help make up the short fall of giving the Purebloods a deep discount.
8/9/2024 c1 Bronze
I can't even count the ways this could, would or even should go pear shaped! Stupid doesn't even come close to what this very idea is! Even MORONIC doesn't cover it! But than we are talking about A.P.W.B.D here. The old Fraudster never seems to have a good idea about dealing with anything! Magical or non-magical. Maybe in his next great adventure he'll show a higher level of intelligence but if he remembers anything about his last lifetime, I wouldn't hold my breath! For regardless of how many foul ups he manages to make he never learns for them. So, why should or would leaving a fifteen-month-old baby on a doorstep in November be any different?
I can't even count the ways this could, would or even should go pear shaped! Stupid doesn't even come close to what this very idea is! Even MORONIC doesn't cover it! But than we are talking about A.P.W.B.D here. The old Fraudster never seems to have a good idea about dealing with anything! Magical or non-magical. Maybe in his next great adventure he'll show a higher level of intelligence but if he remembers anything about his last lifetime, I wouldn't hold my breath! For regardless of how many foul ups he manages to make he never learns for them. So, why should or would leaving a fifteen-month-old baby on a doorstep in November be any different?
7/25/2024 c2 00
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7/14/2024 c14 HarryTheHorcrux
Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland) The last Queen of England was Queen Anne she was also the last Queen from the Stuart Dynasty. The next dynasty was the Hanover, then when Queen Victoria married Prince Albert became the Saxe Coburg and Goethe Dynasty. Due to British anti German sentiment around the time of World War I, the grandson of Queen Victoria, King George V changed their name to Windsor. The children and grandchildren of Queen Elizabeth II take the name Mountbatten-Windsor. When Queen Elizabeth was a Princess and married Prince Philip she was known as Elizabeth Mountbatten, she had to drop his surname upon becoming Queen and was henceforth Elizabeth Regina (King Charles dropped his surname upon becoming King and became Charles Rex)
Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland) The last Queen of England was Queen Anne she was also the last Queen from the Stuart Dynasty. The next dynasty was the Hanover, then when Queen Victoria married Prince Albert became the Saxe Coburg and Goethe Dynasty. Due to British anti German sentiment around the time of World War I, the grandson of Queen Victoria, King George V changed their name to Windsor. The children and grandchildren of Queen Elizabeth II take the name Mountbatten-Windsor. When Queen Elizabeth was a Princess and married Prince Philip she was known as Elizabeth Mountbatten, she had to drop his surname upon becoming Queen and was henceforth Elizabeth Regina (King Charles dropped his surname upon becoming King and became Charles Rex)