for TwentyEight Days6/13/2018 c1 MrsEdwardCullen
Couldn't stop laughing the whole time. I've wondered why vamps just don't do that. Loved the Walgreen's job and Stephanie Meyer being his ex! Thank you for this crazy story.
Couldn't stop laughing the whole time. I've wondered why vamps just don't do that. Loved the Walgreen's job and Stephanie Meyer being his ex! Thank you for this crazy story.
1/16/2015 c1 
8GothicTemptress
Holy. SHIT. How is it that I've never read this story?! I can't stop laughing!
*kisses*
8GothicTemptressHoly. SHIT. How is it that I've never read this story?! I can't stop laughing!
*kisses*
7/24/2014 c1 CSG
Do you know how many people have asked why Vamps dont do this? Edward earned his Red Wings! Thank you for sharing! :)
Do you know how many people have asked why Vamps dont do this? Edward earned his Red Wings! Thank you for sharing! :)
3/17/2014 c1 Rita01tx
Now that's what I call a win-win situation LOL! What woman doesn't want to feel good when she's feelin' her worst?
Now that's what I call a win-win situation LOL! What woman doesn't want to feel good when she's feelin' her worst?
7/19/2013 c1 btlmotormouth
I know some people would find this sick but I loved it, I absolutely love the twilight saga but this would have made the whole no sex with Bella because she was human so much better!
I know some people would find this sick but I loved it, I absolutely love the twilight saga but this would have made the whole no sex with Bella because she was human so much better!
5/1/2013 c1 7EmmaDel
Funny, but definitely gross. Strangely enough I had thought about the same thing. I even came across a comic on a different site with Edward sucking on a used tampon. Also quite gross.
Love the perma boner and Stephanie Meyer being his ex was great.
7EmmaDelFunny, but definitely gross. Strangely enough I had thought about the same thing. I even came across a comic on a different site with Edward sucking on a used tampon. Also quite gross.
Love the perma boner and Stephanie Meyer being his ex was great.
1/14/2013 c1 jdifrans
I think I love you! That was too funny. THank You for posting
I think I love you! That was too funny. THank You for posting
12/3/2012 c1 10Iklepixie
Ewww were does your mind go when you get these ideas? Then again for Edward anything he wants he can have
10IklepixieEwww were does your mind go when you get these ideas? Then again for Edward anything he wants he can have
2/16/2012 c1 twilightcougarrp
hahaha Loved it! Had me laughing out loud, brilliant. Hope you will do more one shots like this, it definitely made my day. thanks x
hahaha Loved it! Had me laughing out loud, brilliant. Hope you will do more one shots like this, it definitely made my day. thanks x