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2/25/2019 c1 Taylor Yacovazzi
here's My Version for The Outsiders:
[Mrs. Turntree]
Okay children let's start the day with a few new math problems
What is 5x2?
C'mon children, don't be shy just give it your best shot. Yes Sodapop?

[Sodapop]
12

[Mrs. Turntree]
Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone whos not a
complete retard. Anyone? C'mon, don't be shy.

[Steve]
I think I know the answer Mrs. Turntree!

[Two-Bit]
Meh meh meh meh meh meh mehmeh!

[Steve]
Shut up fat boy!

Two-Bit]
AY! Don't call me fat, you fuckin' jew!

[Mrs. Turntree)
Keith! Did you just say the 'F' word?!

[Two-Bit]
Jew?

[Steve]
No, she's talkin' about FUCK. You can't say FUCK in school, you
fuckin' fat ass.

[Mrs. Turntree]
STEVE!

[Two-Bit]
Why the fuck not?

[Mrs. Turntree]
KEITH!

[Ponyboy]
Dude, you just said fuck again!

Mrs. Turntree]
PONYBOY!

[Curly]
(muffled) fuck

[Mr Garrison]
CHARLES!

[Two-Bit]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck!

[Mrs. Turntree]
How would you like to go see the school councellor?!

[Two-Bit]
How would you like to suck my balls?

*big gasp from whole class*

[Mrs. Turntree]
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

[Two-Bit]
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Actually, what I said was,
*pulls out megaphone*
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MRS. TURNTREE?!"

[Ponyboy]
Holy Shit Dude.
11/26/2016 c1 1DobbyofEarth
As a person who watches South Park and has been a Harry Potter an ever since the first movie came out, I just want to say that I firebolting love this! It's funny, and I can hear their voices as I read it.
3/20/2015 c1 Guest
can't breathe, holy snitch that's too firebolting funny hah!
10/10/2013 c1 20Miss Misled-Bloodshed
Suck my Bludgers,ROFLACGU
BEST 30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE.
6/7/2013 c1 19Future Sith'ari
Oh man. Now THAT'S funny!
2/15/2013 c1 41Giselle Riddle-Malfoy-Potter
best xD... Snitch and firebolt. I laught so much
1/25/2013 c1 3Atomicstruck'ya
Fireboltin' sweet dude.
1/4/2013 c1 8K.D. Ownz
That was funny! I have one question, though: Wasn't it Stan (Ron) who said "Holy shit, dude"?
12/24/2012 c1 59TheSpazChik
Lol
10/19/2012 c1 2salmonandsoup
Beautiful. Bravo. :')
8/11/2012 c1 19MelodyPotterSnape
I loved hearing that snippet when it from South Park. That was hilarious Harry Potter Version
5/17/2012 c1 2CapnChrissy
I love HP and SP i laughed my ass off at this my new phrase is 'Holy Snitch Dude'! Nice Work Very nice work.
3/1/2012 c1 3Caelus06
cute.
1/18/2012 c1 2LittleMissDreamer7
"Holy snitch dude." Best. Line. Ever. I am definitely going to use that. I really loved this story, it made my day! Thank you
11/17/2011 c1 11AlmondWithUnicornHair
OMG ROTFLMAO! I'm a big South Park and Harry Potter fan. Great job of translating South Park insults/naughty words into the HP world. Loved it!
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