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110Right What Is Wrong
Hahahaha. You realize this is canon? Sasuke can't even bear to KISS Sakura. I'm halfway convinced he asked Orochimaru to help him with artificial insemination, because she sure isn't getting laid.
110Right What Is WrongHahahaha. You realize this is canon? Sasuke can't even bear to KISS Sakura. I'm halfway convinced he asked Orochimaru to help him with artificial insemination, because she sure isn't getting laid.
9/20/2018 c1 5mnementh2000
It's all due to his overuse of his Sharingan and all the Chidori variations! He fried his... *AHEM* LITTLE Sasuke. Always knew he was a useless limp-d!(k!
'Sides, I always maintained that he should have been killed off after the first failed 'rescue' mission, but the author is completely in love with those red-eyed thieves. They were never really good for much other than swiping other people's hard-earned skills (with a few exceptions - Itachi, for one).
5mnementh2000It's all due to his overuse of his Sharingan and all the Chidori variations! He fried his... *AHEM* LITTLE Sasuke. Always knew he was a useless limp-d!(k!
'Sides, I always maintained that he should have been killed off after the first failed 'rescue' mission, but the author is completely in love with those red-eyed thieves. They were never really good for much other than swiping other people's hard-earned skills (with a few exceptions - Itachi, for one).
6/20/2018 c1 10Wolfone10
Her better off with naruto? Yes I AGREE, (small) harem for naruto, death in a ditch, all alone for sasuke!OR gets taken over by orochimaru and sleeps with a lot of young boys! Either fate works! I always thought that whole "take him over" plan was a little FLAWED on orochimaru's end. I mean he's gotta give up the body in three years and then there would be NO uchiha! Even if he "fathered" some while in sasuke's body, it's gonna take more then a DECADE before they become viable hosts(and even then he's in the body of what an 11 year old?..Yeah that inspires a lot of fear *rolls eyes*), so that's out... So the plan is a little STUPID, Better to just rip his eyes out and keep implanting them in new hosts every-time he switches. (now THAT is slightly horrifying) Also to *upgrade* the eyes, he'd need a "best friend".. I'm pretty sure he already burned that bridge a long time ago (then set T.N.T. on the ruins and blew it up). Orochimaru after the sharringan, while in the SHORT TERM makes sense, in the long term it doesn't... No, sasuke either needs killed off OR thrown into root! (and THEN killed off when danzo FAILS) MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE.
Actually sasuke is pretty much a SCREW UP all the way around, if you pay attention to the details... He SHOULD have awoken his sharringan when itachi was killing the clan.. Unless he KNEW itachi wouldn't kill him (in which case he's not a survivor AT ALL, as he was never in any danger and knew it)... Also he SHOULD have unlocked the M. Sharringan, while witnessing his parents being killed (thanks to the tsukoyomi) He did NEITHER of those things, and it wasn't his age (itachi had his before sasuke's age of 8) . The story itself begins to BREAK DOWN when you actually LOOK at the lives of the characters, they really make NO SENSE! We're just supposed to accept it and move on, the PROBLEM with that is, later in the series, it gets OBSESSED with flashbacks and memories. (which in general, rips the story to shreds and makes the "timeline" an absolute JOKE)
10Wolfone10Her better off with naruto? Yes I AGREE, (small) harem for naruto, death in a ditch, all alone for sasuke!OR gets taken over by orochimaru and sleeps with a lot of young boys! Either fate works! I always thought that whole "take him over" plan was a little FLAWED on orochimaru's end. I mean he's gotta give up the body in three years and then there would be NO uchiha! Even if he "fathered" some while in sasuke's body, it's gonna take more then a DECADE before they become viable hosts(and even then he's in the body of what an 11 year old?..Yeah that inspires a lot of fear *rolls eyes*), so that's out... So the plan is a little STUPID, Better to just rip his eyes out and keep implanting them in new hosts every-time he switches. (now THAT is slightly horrifying) Also to *upgrade* the eyes, he'd need a "best friend".. I'm pretty sure he already burned that bridge a long time ago (then set T.N.T. on the ruins and blew it up). Orochimaru after the sharringan, while in the SHORT TERM makes sense, in the long term it doesn't... No, sasuke either needs killed off OR thrown into root! (and THEN killed off when danzo FAILS) MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE.
Actually sasuke is pretty much a SCREW UP all the way around, if you pay attention to the details... He SHOULD have awoken his sharringan when itachi was killing the clan.. Unless he KNEW itachi wouldn't kill him (in which case he's not a survivor AT ALL, as he was never in any danger and knew it)... Also he SHOULD have unlocked the M. Sharringan, while witnessing his parents being killed (thanks to the tsukoyomi) He did NEITHER of those things, and it wasn't his age (itachi had his before sasuke's age of 8) . The story itself begins to BREAK DOWN when you actually LOOK at the lives of the characters, they really make NO SENSE! We're just supposed to accept it and move on, the PROBLEM with that is, later in the series, it gets OBSESSED with flashbacks and memories. (which in general, rips the story to shreds and makes the "timeline" an absolute JOKE)
1/31/2018 c1 16zigmas
I'm not sure what is worse for Sakura - this fanfiction or the actual canon.
And yes, I mean that quite literally.
16zigmasI'm not sure what is worse for Sakura - this fanfiction or the actual canon.
And yes, I mean that quite literally.
12/21/2017 c1 9NarHina
Ah that would properly be quite accurate with how indifferent Sasuke is to Sakura in canon. Love how you showed NaruHina was perfect compared to Sakura and Sasuke.
Naruto and Hinata Forever:)
9NarHinaAh that would properly be quite accurate with how indifferent Sasuke is to Sakura in canon. Love how you showed NaruHina was perfect compared to Sakura and Sasuke.
Naruto and Hinata Forever:)
1/17/2013 c1 10Animefan7063
I just love this story! I read it a long time ago but I never knew you wrote it. Sasuke is such a fail here! Good job!
10Animefan7063I just love this story! I read it a long time ago but I never knew you wrote it. Sasuke is such a fail here! Good job!
1/14/2013 c1 Amer Leon
what a funny story...about sakura and sasuke...and sweet scene with hanata and naruto:)
what a funny story...about sakura and sasuke...and sweet scene with hanata and naruto:)
7/6/2012 c1 2Naruto1357
omg! lol lmfao. i thought he would have been a premature ejaculater but dang he couldnt even get it up. lol all of sakura's childhood fantasies just came crashing down... i always knew sasuke was gay. lol
2Naruto1357omg! lol lmfao. i thought he would have been a premature ejaculater but dang he couldnt even get it up. lol all of sakura's childhood fantasies just came crashing down... i always knew sasuke was gay. lol
5/6/2012 c1 1LunarCatNinja
I want to feel sorry for Sasuke... But I can't. I want to feel sorry for Sakura... I can't. ≡∩W∩≡
1LunarCatNinjaI want to feel sorry for Sasuke... But I can't. I want to feel sorry for Sakura... I can't. ≡∩W∩≡
3/5/2012 c1 9Lanky Nathan
Ha, poor girl. Lifes gotta suck when it slaps you with something like that. Ah well, it's what she always wanted!
9Lanky NathanHa, poor girl. Lifes gotta suck when it slaps you with something like that. Ah well, it's what she always wanted!
1/23/2012 c1 2hinatagirl0805
LMAO! that was an really funny one shot. tells you something man. anyway NARUHINA FOREVER!
2hinatagirl0805LMAO! that was an really funny one shot. tells you something man. anyway NARUHINA FOREVER!
1/18/2012 c1 daniel 29
I don't think its so much hinata's birthday in that if a girl gave naruto a chance in this case hinata the girl in question would be very happy sense naruto gives 110% in everything it seems weither its in fighting or romancing a girl
I don't think its so much hinata's birthday in that if a girl gave naruto a chance in this case hinata the girl in question would be very happy sense naruto gives 110% in everything it seems weither its in fighting or romancing a girl