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4/25/2019 c13 Siahtheguy
This was really funny. Props to you. You should write more!
7/1/2018 c13 Poppyseedremedy
Crowfeather: *facepaws*

Tigerstar: Wow. Your sons are worse than mine.

Crowfeather: *moans, puts a chips bag over his head* Don't remind me.

Tigerstar: You know, you can suffocate like that.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *takes Crow to the hospital* Get out of the way! My man needs surgery!

Doctor: Ma'am, that's a cat. Do YOU need the check-up?

Me: It's not just any cat. *gets stars in eyes* He's the man of my dreams. *drools*

Crowfeather: *inside of the bag* MPPH!

Doctor: *takes the bag of Crow's head* There. Now let's get you in the mental place.

Crowfeather: *gasps* What the fox! I have a mate! I'm leaving, and don't talk to me, or my sons ever again! *stomps off*


Tigerstar: It's okay. You can always date Hawky.

Amberclaw: *pops out of nowhere* Don't chu dare, girlfriend.

Me: Yeah, some thing tells me I shouldn't.

Doctor: Um, ma'am? Why are you attempting to carry a conversation with cats?

Me: They talk, dumbbutt.

Doctor: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE A MD! GUARDS!

Tigerstar: *kills Doctor* And I have a PhD in murdering, highwater pants.

Me: Why'd you call him that?

Tigerstar: Look at him! His pants go all the way up to his chin! You can't trust someone like that. A real man wears his pants around his ankles.

Me: So that's why Hawky always looks like he's a little cat rapist.

Tigerstar: Yep. Sure attract you, right Amber?

Amberclaw: No. It was his beautiful eyes... *gets all dreamy*

Me: Oh well. I was just kidding about Crow, though. It just freaks him out when I pretend to crush him. I really can't imagine getting all googley-eyed on some stinking male.

Boomboombox: *walks by* Hey Tiger, Tiger's new daughter. Hey Poppy. *walks off*

Me: GASP! *hides behind Tiger* He acknowledged me!

Tigerstar: *rolls eyes* Ugh. Kits these days.
6/29/2018 c5 Poppyseedremedy
This is the ONLY time I'll ever agree with Millie.
6/29/2018 c4 Poppyseedremedy
that was...

EPIC! OH, WHAT AN EPIC DEATH! *claps gleefully*
6/17/2018 c13 Guest
4/21/2018 c4 Guest
Randomly dieing from a certain brown tabby tom.
3/30/2018 c13 Guest
Im a douch bag best line every
4/2/2017 c6 Guest
Dude where you high when you wrote this one
3/15/2017 c13 ReverseAndWipe
I love how everyone goes batshit crazy when Jayfeather says he's a douchebag. Lol!
12/16/2015 c1 Warriors luver
Wow just wow you ruined the warriors cats books so badly I wanna kill my cat.*someone nudged Warriors luver* you don't have a cat he says.a I say exactly.
10/16/2015 c3 1Justtoodemented
In ch3 paragraph 38 line 1 they shouldn't just say Chuck Norris they need to say CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS thank you that is all
8/29/2015 c13 Leopardheart
0_0 Wow.
Erm... Unusual much? But... Good?
I appreciate the beotch term instead of -you know what- so thanks!
Anyway, thanks for the story! Perfect lolz on rainy days.
~Leopardheart _
5/26/2015 c1 chasey wasey
I think that is VERY VERY mean to the warriors series and Erin Hunter the do not make fun of it and ruin it for everyone!
3/3/2015 c1 Guitargirl783
I love this
12/2/2014 c13 Cherryleaf09
Your so funny and good at making a interesting story. Make another!
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