for Warriors: A Parody4/25/2019 c13 Siahtheguy
This was really funny. Props to you. You should write more!
This was really funny. Props to you. You should write more!
7/1/2018 c13 Poppyseedremedy
Crowfeather: *facepaws*
Tigerstar: Wow. Your sons are worse than mine.
Crowfeather: *moans, puts a chips bag over his head* Don't remind me.
Tigerstar: You know, you can suffocate like that.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *takes Crow to the hospital* Get out of the way! My man needs surgery!
Doctor: Ma'am, that's a cat. Do YOU need the check-up?
Me: It's not just any cat. *gets stars in eyes* He's the man of my dreams. *drools*
Crowfeather: *inside of the bag* MPPH!
Doctor: *takes the bag of Crow's head* There. Now let's get you in the mental place.
Crowfeather: *gasps* What the fox! I have a mate! I'm leaving, and don't talk to me, or my sons ever again! *stomps off*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries*
Tigerstar: It's okay. You can always date Hawky.
Amberclaw: *pops out of nowhere* Don't chu dare, girlfriend.
Me: Yeah, some thing tells me I shouldn't.
Doctor: Um, ma'am? Why are you attempting to carry a conversation with cats?
Me: They talk, dumbbutt.
Doctor: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE A MD! GUARDS!
Tigerstar: *kills Doctor* And I have a PhD in murdering, highwater pants.
Me: Why'd you call him that?
Tigerstar: Look at him! His pants go all the way up to his chin! You can't trust someone like that. A real man wears his pants around his ankles.
Me: So that's why Hawky always looks like he's a little cat rapist.
Tigerstar: Yep. Sure attract you, right Amber?
Amberclaw: No. It was his beautiful eyes... *gets all dreamy*
Me: Oh well. I was just kidding about Crow, though. It just freaks him out when I pretend to crush him. I really can't imagine getting all googley-eyed on some stinking male.
Boomboombox: *walks by* Hey Tiger, Tiger's new daughter. Hey Poppy. *walks off*
Me: GASP! *hides behind Tiger* He acknowledged me!
Tigerstar: *rolls eyes* Ugh. Kits these days.
Crowfeather: *facepaws*
Tigerstar: Wow. Your sons are worse than mine.
Crowfeather: *moans, puts a chips bag over his head* Don't remind me.
Tigerstar: You know, you can suffocate like that.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *takes Crow to the hospital* Get out of the way! My man needs surgery!
Doctor: Ma'am, that's a cat. Do YOU need the check-up?
Me: It's not just any cat. *gets stars in eyes* He's the man of my dreams. *drools*
Crowfeather: *inside of the bag* MPPH!
Doctor: *takes the bag of Crow's head* There. Now let's get you in the mental place.
Crowfeather: *gasps* What the fox! I have a mate! I'm leaving, and don't talk to me, or my sons ever again! *stomps off*
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *cries*
Tigerstar: It's okay. You can always date Hawky.
Amberclaw: *pops out of nowhere* Don't chu dare, girlfriend.
Me: Yeah, some thing tells me I shouldn't.
Doctor: Um, ma'am? Why are you attempting to carry a conversation with cats?
Me: They talk, dumbbutt.
Doctor: *gasps* HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE A MD! GUARDS!
Tigerstar: *kills Doctor* And I have a PhD in murdering, highwater pants.
Me: Why'd you call him that?
Tigerstar: Look at him! His pants go all the way up to his chin! You can't trust someone like that. A real man wears his pants around his ankles.
Me: So that's why Hawky always looks like he's a little cat rapist.
Tigerstar: Yep. Sure attract you, right Amber?
Amberclaw: No. It was his beautiful eyes... *gets all dreamy*
Me: Oh well. I was just kidding about Crow, though. It just freaks him out when I pretend to crush him. I really can't imagine getting all googley-eyed on some stinking male.
Boomboombox: *walks by* Hey Tiger, Tiger's new daughter. Hey Poppy. *walks off*
Me: GASP! *hides behind Tiger* He acknowledged me!
Tigerstar: *rolls eyes* Ugh. Kits these days.
6/29/2018 c5 Poppyseedremedy
This is the ONLY time I'll ever agree with Millie.
This is the ONLY time I'll ever agree with Millie.
6/29/2018 c4 Poppyseedremedy
that was...
EPIC! OH, WHAT AN EPIC DEATH! *claps gleefully*
that was...
EPIC! OH, WHAT AN EPIC DEATH! *claps gleefully*
6/17/2018 c13 Guest
SO SUPER FUNNY
SO SUPER FUNNY
4/21/2018 c4 Guest
Randomly dieing from a certain brown tabby tom.
Randomly dieing from a certain brown tabby tom.
3/30/2018 c13 Guest
Im a douch bag best line every
Im a douch bag best line every
4/2/2017 c6 Guest
Dude where you high when you wrote this one
Dude where you high when you wrote this one
3/15/2017 c13 ReverseAndWipe
I love how everyone goes batshit crazy when Jayfeather says he's a douchebag. Lol!
I love how everyone goes batshit crazy when Jayfeather says he's a douchebag. Lol!
12/16/2015 c1 Warriors luver
Wow just wow you ruined the warriors cats books so badly I wanna kill my cat.*someone nudged Warriors luver* you don't have a cat he says.a I say exactly.
Wow just wow you ruined the warriors cats books so badly I wanna kill my cat.*someone nudged Warriors luver* you don't have a cat he says.a I say exactly.
10/16/2015 c3 
1Justtoodemented
In ch3 paragraph 38 line 1 they shouldn't just say Chuck Norris they need to say CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS thank you that is all
1JusttoodementedIn ch3 paragraph 38 line 1 they shouldn't just say Chuck Norris they need to say CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS thank you that is all
8/29/2015 c13 Leopardheart
0_0 Wow.
Erm... Unusual much? But... Good?
OMS THAT WAS A REALLY F**KING GOOD PARODY! LOL I HAD SOME LOLZ FROM THAT!
I appreciate the beotch term instead of -you know what- so thanks!
Anyway, thanks for the story! Perfect lolz on rainy days.
~Leopardheart _
0_0 Wow.
Erm... Unusual much? But... Good?
OMS THAT WAS A REALLY F**KING GOOD PARODY! LOL I HAD SOME LOLZ FROM THAT!
I appreciate the beotch term instead of -you know what- so thanks!
Anyway, thanks for the story! Perfect lolz on rainy days.
~Leopardheart _
5/26/2015 c1 chasey wasey
I think that is VERY VERY mean to the warriors series and Erin Hunter the do not make fun of it and ruin it for everyone!
I think that is VERY VERY mean to the warriors series and Erin Hunter the do not make fun of it and ruin it for everyone!
3/3/2015 c1 Guitargirl783
I love this
I love this
12/2/2014 c13 Cherryleaf09
Your so funny and good at making a interesting story. Make another!
Your so funny and good at making a interesting story. Make another!