3/24/2012 c19 IWillSeizeYourVitals
Hallo Miss Hungary!
Hi, I'm the Netherlands' daughter! How are you? Anyway, my dad is the reason I'm writing to you in the first place. You see, he's got this crush on a certain maple syrup loving North American nation, but he's too damn scared to tell him. I was wondering if you had any ideas on how to solve this problem?
From one yaoi fan to another,
Fleur Van Rijn, A.K.A Amsterdam
Hallo Miss Hungary!
Hi, I'm the Netherlands' daughter! How are you? Anyway, my dad is the reason I'm writing to you in the first place. You see, he's got this crush on a certain maple syrup loving North American nation, but he's too damn scared to tell him. I was wondering if you had any ideas on how to solve this problem?
From one yaoi fan to another,
Fleur Van Rijn, A.K.A Amsterdam
3/22/2012 c19 Lorem Ipsae
Hola Hungría~!
How are you, mi amiga? I am good, myself! Mi tomate is mad at me though, so sad. Awwww but Lovi is so cute when he pouts~!
Listen, I have a question, Prussia was ranting about you the other day, and then he said that he was going to sneak into your house on Monday, hmm I wonder why he'd do that. He's confusing sometimes. Anyway he was ranting about you and "BL" and "Yaoi" what are those things? Are they some sort of game? Prussia Was too busy trying to find pictures or something, he was muttering about sending something to you or was it that he was just going to write it in his journal? Lovi won't tell me what it is, in fact, he went all white and then his face got very red -on I hope my Lovi isn't sick!
I tried to ask France but he was with some other guy, I forget his name . . . Canadia or something? Yeah he looks like America. He said if I really wanted to know I should as you. And then he went "ohonhon~ any other time, mon cher but mattieu is waiting~!" so I thought he wanted to be alone.
So could you explain this to me? It's so unfair how mi tomate won't tell me!
-España
[oh bloody he'll this was kin if a failure, I can only do
Intelligent Spain . . . But I felt like making him a little well, let's say he has his head in the clouds in this one. I feel kind of mean making you explain yaoi kfu~! Anyway hope it's IC enough!]
Hola Hungría~!
How are you, mi amiga? I am good, myself! Mi tomate is mad at me though, so sad. Awwww but Lovi is so cute when he pouts~!
Listen, I have a question, Prussia was ranting about you the other day, and then he said that he was going to sneak into your house on Monday, hmm I wonder why he'd do that. He's confusing sometimes. Anyway he was ranting about you and "BL" and "Yaoi" what are those things? Are they some sort of game? Prussia Was too busy trying to find pictures or something, he was muttering about sending something to you or was it that he was just going to write it in his journal? Lovi won't tell me what it is, in fact, he went all white and then his face got very red -on I hope my Lovi isn't sick!
I tried to ask France but he was with some other guy, I forget his name . . . Canadia or something? Yeah he looks like America. He said if I really wanted to know I should as you. And then he went "ohonhon~ any other time, mon cher but mattieu is waiting~!" so I thought he wanted to be alone.
So could you explain this to me? It's so unfair how mi tomate won't tell me!
-España
[oh bloody he'll this was kin if a failure, I can only do
Intelligent Spain . . . But I felt like making him a little well, let's say he has his head in the clouds in this one. I feel kind of mean making you explain yaoi kfu~! Anyway hope it's IC enough!]
3/22/2012 c19 7Noablarenglish
Dear Hungary,
Keseseseses, your just jealouse of the awesome me!
HEYHEYHEY! I AM Awesome! I am ehrfürchtige! I shall use your native tongue so you can understand clearly! I am félelmetes!
Prussia
Ps: Canada? He gives me mayple syrup!Es ist köstlich! But no, I was no not. Not recently at least. I am teaching myseelf to awesomely cook.
Dear Hungary,
Keseseseses, your just jealouse of the awesome me!
HEYHEYHEY! I AM Awesome! I am ehrfürchtige! I shall use your native tongue so you can understand clearly! I am félelmetes!
Prussia
Ps: Canada? He gives me mayple syrup!Es ist köstlich! But no, I was no not. Not recently at least. I am teaching myseelf to awesomely cook.
3/22/2012 c19 9TearStainedAngel24DEACTIVATED
Dear Hungary,
His name is Canada. It's okay, everyone forgets about him. I guess the only reason I remember him is everyone forgets about me. They know the other states for their cities, historic importance, size, attractions, but no one plays attention to little old me. Yes, please do knock some sense into Prussia for me. And I'll get you those photos asap, but I only have a few thanks to faulty wiring. However, they are lost in my very large file collection and it's going to take a while to find them again. I'll ask Veronica (Vermont) to go through them, she's always looking for an excuse to drool at them, and since I don't normally let anyone see them, she'll have it done in no time. Hopefully, I can get them by the next time you hear from me. Oh, and thank you for the offer, but I keep my cameras' locations classified so that people don't find them and destroy them. They're very delicate pieces of equipment.
I have to go now, thank you for your time!
Sincerely yours,
Heather(Connecticut)
Dear Hungary,
His name is Canada. It's okay, everyone forgets about him. I guess the only reason I remember him is everyone forgets about me. They know the other states for their cities, historic importance, size, attractions, but no one plays attention to little old me. Yes, please do knock some sense into Prussia for me. And I'll get you those photos asap, but I only have a few thanks to faulty wiring. However, they are lost in my very large file collection and it's going to take a while to find them again. I'll ask Veronica (Vermont) to go through them, she's always looking for an excuse to drool at them, and since I don't normally let anyone see them, she'll have it done in no time. Hopefully, I can get them by the next time you hear from me. Oh, and thank you for the offer, but I keep my cameras' locations classified so that people don't find them and destroy them. They're very delicate pieces of equipment.
I have to go now, thank you for your time!
Sincerely yours,
Heather(Connecticut)
3/6/2012 c5 22ImperatorAnonymous
Hola... I-m Alejo (Colombia)... (yes, the guy with the scar on the right eye)... I wanted to tell you, that last night Spain broke into my house... and was making out with Romano AND Japan! I know because of the Camera that you installed in my bedroom ... (Yes, I know about that)... I lasted untill 1 am laughing my ass off.
Republic of Colombia (Alejandro Gonzales)
P.S, I deactivated the transmitter of the camera but Here's the video.
P.S.S Would you please tell spain to stay away from my house, it's the third time that he breaks in, this week... or whack him with you frying pan...
Hola... I-m Alejo (Colombia)... (yes, the guy with the scar on the right eye)... I wanted to tell you, that last night Spain broke into my house... and was making out with Romano AND Japan! I know because of the Camera that you installed in my bedroom ... (Yes, I know about that)... I lasted untill 1 am laughing my ass off.
Republic of Colombia (Alejandro Gonzales)
P.S, I deactivated the transmitter of the camera but Here's the video.
P.S.S Would you please tell spain to stay away from my house, it's the third time that he breaks in, this week... or whack him with you frying pan...
3/4/2012 c16 7Noablarenglish
Hungary,
How did you figure it out? The Awesome me let you figure it out!
Of course you do! I'm so Awesome everyone knows where the great Prussia lives!
Prussia.
P.S. Keseseses...
Hungary,
How did you figure it out? The Awesome me let you figure it out!
Of course you do! I'm so Awesome everyone knows where the great Prussia lives!
Prussia.
P.S. Keseseses...
3/4/2012 c11 Gcdreaw453
Hello again Hungary!
Ludwig's basically gone emo when he found out that you know that he cries. Romano was teasing Ludwig for it and he was being a total bitch. Are you sure he really isn't pregnant?
I have a good feeling that Prussia learned his lesson but unfortunately, now HE'S the one crying because he walked in on Russia and China fucking each other and Russia almost got Gilbert and did... things to him.
Anywho, Slovakia found Antonio and brought him to my place because of the closet incident and I accidentally hit him too hard and now he's bleeding on my floor and that just made Romano even bitchier. So Romano does care... Slovakia's idea to shut him up was to give Romano beer and he started drawling on how good Antonio is in bed after a couple of drinks. Wow, I guess Ludwig isn't the only one who spills stuff when he's drunk.
Oh yeah, I heard about France being neutered. I must say though, the idiot deserved it. (yay, I don't have to whip him!) He won't be raping anyone from now on, will he? And Arthur being shot in the ass? I'm not surprised.
I heard from Slovakia that Denmark got Norway pregnant. It's just a rumor so I don't know... But he was having unusual mood swings and was cussing a whole lot. Not normal.
Hmm. Maybe I'll do the beer trick on him. Not on Denmark though, he can probably hold his alcohol better than I can. Norway's probably an easier target.
From fellow yaoi fan,
Czech Republic
P.S, I'll send you some of the footage that Philippines got of Russia and China. I almost got a nose bleed.
Hello again Hungary!
Ludwig's basically gone emo when he found out that you know that he cries. Romano was teasing Ludwig for it and he was being a total bitch. Are you sure he really isn't pregnant?
I have a good feeling that Prussia learned his lesson but unfortunately, now HE'S the one crying because he walked in on Russia and China fucking each other and Russia almost got Gilbert and did... things to him.
Anywho, Slovakia found Antonio and brought him to my place because of the closet incident and I accidentally hit him too hard and now he's bleeding on my floor and that just made Romano even bitchier. So Romano does care... Slovakia's idea to shut him up was to give Romano beer and he started drawling on how good Antonio is in bed after a couple of drinks. Wow, I guess Ludwig isn't the only one who spills stuff when he's drunk.
Oh yeah, I heard about France being neutered. I must say though, the idiot deserved it. (yay, I don't have to whip him!) He won't be raping anyone from now on, will he? And Arthur being shot in the ass? I'm not surprised.
I heard from Slovakia that Denmark got Norway pregnant. It's just a rumor so I don't know... But he was having unusual mood swings and was cussing a whole lot. Not normal.
Hmm. Maybe I'll do the beer trick on him. Not on Denmark though, he can probably hold his alcohol better than I can. Norway's probably an easier target.
From fellow yaoi fan,
Czech Republic
P.S, I'll send you some of the footage that Philippines got of Russia and China. I almost got a nose bleed.
3/3/2012 c16 9TearStainedAngel24DEACTIVATED
Dear Hungary,
Please pass this message along to Prussia, "I saw you at Canada's house two nights ago, messing around with Hungary's feeling isn't going to help anyone. Just fess up already, I'm sure England will hold Dad back
long enough for you to run away if you ask him nicely(well, beg on your hands and knees)"
Yeah, sorry about that. I'll mail you the pictures if you want. I got a pretty good shot. Well, any way, back to my stalking. I have a few cameras set up that need checking. Plus, that snow looks really pretty. I think I'll take a few photographs.
Sincerely yours,
Heather(Connecticut)
Dear Hungary,
Please pass this message along to Prussia, "I saw you at Canada's house two nights ago, messing around with Hungary's feeling isn't going to help anyone. Just fess up already, I'm sure England will hold Dad back
long enough for you to run away if you ask him nicely(well, beg on your hands and knees)"
Yeah, sorry about that. I'll mail you the pictures if you want. I got a pretty good shot. Well, any way, back to my stalking. I have a few cameras set up that need checking. Plus, that snow looks really pretty. I think I'll take a few photographs.
Sincerely yours,
Heather(Connecticut)
2/29/2012 c13 7Noablarenglish
Hungary,
Keseseses...Uh- I mean...Illinois- that's me- totally not Prussia
Illinois
Hungary,
Keseseses...Uh- I mean...Illinois- that's me- totally not Prussia
Illinois
2/29/2012 c12 3Catsdon'tcry
Hungary,
Aww~! They're sooooo cute~
I suspect that Berwald took advantage of the assertive moment! Who wouldn't?
XD
Ayame
Hungary,
Aww~! They're sooooo cute~
I suspect that Berwald took advantage of the assertive moment! Who wouldn't?
XD
Ayame
2/29/2012 c10 InsanityAintOptional
Dear Miss Hungary,
I am an IDIOT. I freaking decided NOW would be a good time to try and catch Dad and He-who-shall-not-be-named ( Not Voldemort!) at it again.
I did...
But then I got caught.
And worse, they burned my media of it!
But that's not the worst...
Dad said I am going to a ... boarding school! A all girls one at that, for prissy rich girls!
And England swore that I was going , no matter if he had to drag me there myself!
..
I'm sorry , Miss Hungary, but I really don't think that your blackmail is going to help me at this point...
Goodbye,
Lea Jones, seriously sad and pissed Wisconsin.
Dear Miss Hungary,
I am an IDIOT. I freaking decided NOW would be a good time to try and catch Dad and He-who-shall-not-be-named ( Not Voldemort!) at it again.
I did...
But then I got caught.
And worse, they burned my media of it!
But that's not the worst...
Dad said I am going to a ... boarding school! A all girls one at that, for prissy rich girls!
And England swore that I was going , no matter if he had to drag me there myself!
..
I'm sorry , Miss Hungary, but I really don't think that your blackmail is going to help me at this point...
Goodbye,
Lea Jones, seriously sad and pissed Wisconsin.
2/26/2012 c8 3Catsdon'tcry
Hi-hi, Hungary!
htt p:/ /ww w.z ero cha n.n et/ 991 246
There's you pic~
Finland is drunk and therefore horny.
And Su-san is as surprised as us all at just how...ASSERTIVE that man can be when drunk!
Ayame
Hi-hi, Hungary!
htt p:/ /ww w.z ero cha n.n et/ 991 246
There's you pic~
Finland is drunk and therefore horny.
And Su-san is as surprised as us all at just how...ASSERTIVE that man can be when drunk!
Ayame
2/26/2012 c4 NJ
Dear Miss Hungary
It sounds like what we states do, nothing but paperwork and meetings with our bosses and DC (annoying brat) and the big boss Obama.
The last time dad took us to one my twin sister Liberty (NY) set Arthur's basement on fire in front of Alice (London) and made it look like an accident. Liberty "accidentally" set Arthur on fire, and Fluffy was frightened by France or as my friend calls him Wine-slut screams and later ripped his clothes off in Arthur's hospital room as revenge for frightening him. Anthony (Massachusetts) turned Arthur into a chick twice which set France into rape-mode (I sent you the pics and video of the incidents).
Also dad said that when your a nation you deal with the UN"s bullshit and get blamed for all the shit going on in their country when they themselves where responsible and dad has to bail them out and prevent WWIII ( I swear if Dad was to go into isolation again most countries in Europe and the world would kill each other).
So Russia is with China, he's probably trying to get China to become one with him via threesome (maybe you should check the cameras in China's house). Most of my siblings think China's a dumbass because he doesn't realize that dad, him and all other countries is at the mercy of his boss and is a slave to his people and the last time he tried to control his people the Civil War happened and dad spilt into two personalities and is now medicated for multiple personalities. In fact such problems arise every time a country tries to control their people (France, England, and Russia). It's because of those dolts that over the years I have developed schizophrenia and was just released from the hospital in NYC and is heavily medicated and going to therapy.
Arthur was drunk and was shot five time in his ass for he will were a shit-bag for months and Wine-slut has been permanently neutered. My friend said your welcome in fact she became my niece because my sisters Amelia (Delaware) and Penny (PA) adopted her as their daughter. Her name is Paula Richardson.
Uncle Matt aka Canada showed up high at Paula's house two weeks ago, when she came home from court order visits to Arthur and France, but she didn't shoot at him instead she let him sleep it off and the next day she convinced Uncle Matt to get help for his drug problem, we ignored him because of his issues with weed and cause we had enough with him and some other sibling of mine being constantly high.
He can't deny it any longer because China walked in on them during sex. All China could say was suck balls which then was followed by Hong Kong sucking him off in Japan's guest room and I sent you everything from that incident.
Dad and Arthur just admitted their feeling for each other and I sent you two tickets to America to visit Paula who loves yaoi and she has pictures that would make your nose bleed, plus her DNA matches that of Austria and Vash is not happy about Austria having a possible daughter and not taking any responsibility at all.
We just found out that the rumor of Romano being preggers is false but he has had more mood-swings then normal. I wouldn't put it past Belarus to rape Russia.
Sincerely Trenton Jones
P.S. Your welcome
P.P.S. The rest of the bad touch trio is on their way to visit Paula so you might want to go soon to participate in the fun of beating two morons.
P.P.P.S. Your one of the few people that Fluffy likes and won't poop on your house.
Dear Miss Hungary
It sounds like what we states do, nothing but paperwork and meetings with our bosses and DC (annoying brat) and the big boss Obama.
The last time dad took us to one my twin sister Liberty (NY) set Arthur's basement on fire in front of Alice (London) and made it look like an accident. Liberty "accidentally" set Arthur on fire, and Fluffy was frightened by France or as my friend calls him Wine-slut screams and later ripped his clothes off in Arthur's hospital room as revenge for frightening him. Anthony (Massachusetts) turned Arthur into a chick twice which set France into rape-mode (I sent you the pics and video of the incidents).
Also dad said that when your a nation you deal with the UN"s bullshit and get blamed for all the shit going on in their country when they themselves where responsible and dad has to bail them out and prevent WWIII ( I swear if Dad was to go into isolation again most countries in Europe and the world would kill each other).
So Russia is with China, he's probably trying to get China to become one with him via threesome (maybe you should check the cameras in China's house). Most of my siblings think China's a dumbass because he doesn't realize that dad, him and all other countries is at the mercy of his boss and is a slave to his people and the last time he tried to control his people the Civil War happened and dad spilt into two personalities and is now medicated for multiple personalities. In fact such problems arise every time a country tries to control their people (France, England, and Russia). It's because of those dolts that over the years I have developed schizophrenia and was just released from the hospital in NYC and is heavily medicated and going to therapy.
Arthur was drunk and was shot five time in his ass for he will were a shit-bag for months and Wine-slut has been permanently neutered. My friend said your welcome in fact she became my niece because my sisters Amelia (Delaware) and Penny (PA) adopted her as their daughter. Her name is Paula Richardson.
Uncle Matt aka Canada showed up high at Paula's house two weeks ago, when she came home from court order visits to Arthur and France, but she didn't shoot at him instead she let him sleep it off and the next day she convinced Uncle Matt to get help for his drug problem, we ignored him because of his issues with weed and cause we had enough with him and some other sibling of mine being constantly high.
He can't deny it any longer because China walked in on them during sex. All China could say was suck balls which then was followed by Hong Kong sucking him off in Japan's guest room and I sent you everything from that incident.
Dad and Arthur just admitted their feeling for each other and I sent you two tickets to America to visit Paula who loves yaoi and she has pictures that would make your nose bleed, plus her DNA matches that of Austria and Vash is not happy about Austria having a possible daughter and not taking any responsibility at all.
We just found out that the rumor of Romano being preggers is false but he has had more mood-swings then normal. I wouldn't put it past Belarus to rape Russia.
Sincerely Trenton Jones
P.S. Your welcome
P.P.S. The rest of the bad touch trio is on their way to visit Paula so you might want to go soon to participate in the fun of beating two morons.
P.P.P.S. Your one of the few people that Fluffy likes and won't poop on your house.
2/26/2012 c7 3InsanityAintOptional
Dear Miss Hungary,
Cool. Yes, I do remember hearing Trenton say something as such...
Why did Dad put me on lockdown? Well, the details are kind of confidential, but it involved Dad and the eyebrow bastard, so...
Yeah, he got mad. And England, whom I'm SERIOUSLY hating right now, said that' is no way for a young lady should be behaving, have you considered charm school possibly Alfred?'
And the worst part...
I think dad may possibly be considering it!
Good luck with Prussia,
Lea Jones, terrified Wisconsin.
Dear Miss Hungary,
Cool. Yes, I do remember hearing Trenton say something as such...
Why did Dad put me on lockdown? Well, the details are kind of confidential, but it involved Dad and the eyebrow bastard, so...
Yeah, he got mad. And England, whom I'm SERIOUSLY hating right now, said that' is no way for a young lady should be behaving, have you considered charm school possibly Alfred?'
And the worst part...
I think dad may possibly be considering it!
Good luck with Prussia,
Lea Jones, terrified Wisconsin.