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6/19/2022 c15 NCSCGoblin Keef
Had a fuckin stroke reading this...and loved every second of it...
12/21/2021 c5 HorizonSniper
We just pulled a Belka on ourselves. Majestic. Ave Belka!
5/21/2020 c19 AMW Riptide
Yay new chapter, i think it was pretty good
3/10/2019 c1 AMW Riptide
i already love this story
9/21/2018 c18 2Aren serathy
Why did I imagine that as a black and white silent film?
9/15/2018 c17 1Bob the Turtle
despite their best efforts however, the Shrimps still taste a lot like chicken. However, sometimes a few would get lucky and have shrimps that taste suspiciously like pork...
9/12/2018 c17 2Aren serathy
Don’t think I didn’t see that TF2 reference... :3
9/12/2018 c2 5PartyPat22
You have quite a few typos and I am not impressed with the quality overall. Nonetheless, here is a better remove kebab rant from the reich's perspective:

REMOVE LURKER remove lurker you are worst mutant. you are the mutant idiot you are the mutant smell. return to the surfacee. to the surface survivors you may come our contry. you may live in the stalag….ahahahaha ,red line we will never forgeve you. cheka rascal FUck but fuck asshole mutant stink red line yevreyskaya avtonomnaya oblast yidishe avtonome gegnt..mutant genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead mutant..ahahahahahRED LINE WE WILL GET YOU! do not forget ww3 .kitaya-gorad we kill the emir , kitay-gorad return to your precious arabia….hahahahaha idiot mutant and judeo-bolshevik smell so i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. reichhansapolisbeloruskayakill red line…you will ww3/ vitas alive in reich, vitas making album of reich . fast blelele vitas reich. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of vitas… you are ppoor stink mutant… you live in a tunnel hahahaha, you live in a catacomb

vitas alive numbr one #1 in reich ….fuck the partisans ,..FUCKk ashol mutants no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. Vitas aliv and real strong wizard kill all the mutant farm aminal with blelele magic now we the slava rule .ape of the zoo secretary generel andray moskvin fukc the great rothschild and lay egg this egg hatch and red line wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of nosalis. reich greattst countrey
7/28/2018 c16 8Amachar928
I just happen to read these stories and say that they all have a sense of humor! Anyways, I like them and I have a few suggestions for some stories.
6/11/2018 c16 13shaperlord67
Well, I'm not sure what else you could expect from a story called gentleman hobos. Positively dapper, good chap
6/11/2018 c15 shaperlord67
Like a stranger version of Plants vs Zombies...
5/19/2018 c3 3tomkiel
Is that blackadder that I hear in the 3rd chapter?
5/11/2018 c15 1Telekinetic Creeper
I didn't think these shorts could get any more ridiculous but this is gold! I laughed my ass off! Where do you come up with these things?
5/4/2018 c14 24Kamzil118
I'll be honest, I busted out laughing at 2AM. Considering to link this onto SpaceBattles, but I must check the rest of this fix out just so it's "safe for work." Great job, man.
5/4/2018 c14 Sunrayz
I rep putato
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