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12/20/2014 c1 Akemi Okami
Hey Tiger! When will you make another Bloody Roar story?
2/15/2013 c1 silvereyes47
Frequently Asked Question:
1. Q: this is not a humor fanfic, where's my porn... Whoopsie! i mean my "dirty fiction"? LoL XD i remember you promise me a humor/gag fanfic :)

2. Q: Frank Goldfinger? why does this Goldfinger become Frank's last name? this Goldfinger smells fishy for me! it must be some kind of "dirty fingering" used in fore... p... l... a... y... XD come to think of it, Frank is an old fart whose lonely and unmarried it seems he doesn't take interest on "Britney Spears" LoL :D let me stir things up - Frank is a "GAY"! the same also apply to Jounin Leader at Ninja Hideaway :P

3. Q: i'm dead curious about that "My Heaven" Magz! give me the dirt will ya? why does Johny dare to switch that Men's Ultimate Dream with Roger in exchange of his Ultimate "Cherry Bowie"? don't tell me... Johny is... he is... xXx XD he ditch My Heaven Magz but he does take interest at Shania's double dragon... whoopsie i mean Boobies :P XD LoL

4. Q: what's Shania's last name? is it Shania "BoobiePress" XD :) :P :D LoL. let's say Shania doesn't has any last name, what name will you give to her?

5. Q: i bet you miss a very important fact! Johny is a pervert, the same goes to Yuri and Geppeto. you must add that to Johny's personalities! XD

6. lastly, why does the author who seems to be a female schoolgirl :P XD (i'm a stalker ya know!) kekekeke :D take so much interest on Johny? why does she take no interest on Ricardo or Killer whose appereance are way more handsome than the main protagonist?

that's it. i expect a reply as soon as possible. and don't forget about my porn... i mean "tasteful" fic :P

see ya soon 0

where's the heck is bunalz3 and MACisback?
2/2/2013 c1 18Brain Freak
There is only one thing I can say: LOL! Never thought of something like this being done, oh how I love that creative mind of yours! XD Problem is; I want to go buy the JOHNNY, SHANIA, LADY and KILLER units. Of course they'd be seperated just to keep the peace. XD
2/1/2013 c1 13superecho
Same comments as the reviewers before me.
Epic camera flash, uber snotty attitude, and panic mode? WIN.
Yeah, considering their posture and age, Johnny and Hilda are pretty compatible- ...Until she bit him in the neck, of course.
If Shania didn't came around, Johnny might be stuck to Hilda's snack partner.
Which further justifies the Panic Mode.
Great laughs form this one! Good work! XD
2/1/2013 c1 7Frosty Wolf
I'm surprised it took so long for me to notice this. Very ammusing, I liked the part about his reaction to the Hilda unit.
1/31/2013 c1 HeartlessTitania
OMG, this was genius! I loved it. I was cracking up the whole time, and I read it out loud like one of those flight attendants (cuz I'm weird like that). The questions at the end were so hilarious too. 5/5 for this.
1/29/2013 c1 70ariescelestial
I feel like it dragged a bit due to length, but that might be because I'm not familiar with what the humor's based on. Still there were lines that made me laugh, especially the one about every Johnny blinding his new owner. I can just imagine!

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