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8/24/2019 c4 Princess-Ponine
Would you accept for other ships?
1. Mispronounce Fauchelevent in front of Valjean
2. Tell Les Amis that’s how it’s pronounced
3. Take away Enjolras’ vest
4. When he starts crying, say, “wHo CaReS aBoUt YoUr LoNeLy SoUl?!”
5. Call Combeferre Courfeyrac and vice versa
6. Constantly remind Marius of the “to be free” incident
7. Give Madame Thenardier a wand and let her go on a rampage
8. See who survives longest without being Avada Kedavra’d (I guarantee it won’t be her husband)
9. Give that person a medal
10. Drag Claquesous out in the daytime
Thank u 4 listening
3/15/2014 c1 18PurpleKittyFangirl - ARCHIVE
This is so beautiful. I was laughing so hard.
8/21/2013 c1 White Queen Eponine
You are probably the first author to mention 9430. Congratulations. :)
4/11/2013 c4 52RainWillMakeTheFlowersGrow
I am dyyyyyyyying...and I see u changed ur name. However, I am a Cosette-lover. Because she is perfect. Yay, Cosette! Anywhoodles. I am laughing out loud. Literally.
4/3/2013 c4 Guest
1.) Show Joly the film "Contagion."
2.)Give Grantaire a bottle of what you tell him is wine but is really grape juice.
3.) Sign Enjolras up for online dating.
4.) Give Gavroche a gun.
5.) Tell everyone that Enjolras is secretly a male prostitute.
6.) Send Enjolras a book called, "The Care and Keeping of You: The Body Book for Girls."
7.) Mock the law in front of Javert.
8.) Tell Javert where Jean Valjean is hiding without giving Valjean a forewarning.
9.) Send Cosette back to the Thénardiers...that bitch had it coming.
4/2/2013 c4 Guest
1.) Tell Javert that you're gonna sell him to the gypsies.
2.) Introduce Javert to a gypsy hooker named Esmeralda.
3.) Buy a hooked for Javert.
4.) When Joly gets sick, tell him that he's pregnant.
5.) When he insists that it is impossible, give him the b**** swerve.
6.) Tell Marius that Éponine is pregnant with his baby.
7.) Tell Cosette that Marius cheated on her with Éponine.
8.) Rob Thénardier.
9.) Rat Thénardier out to the police.
10.) Tell Montparnasse that Éponine's just not that into him.
11.) Buy Enjolras a kitten and name it Grantaire.
12.) Buy Grantaire grape juice and pass it off as wine.
4/3/2013 c4 5ilovemusic'forever
i love this,it great, keep it up!
stamp on the flowers in cosettes garden...
4/2/2013 c1 12JediKnightoftheRougeSquadron
Tell Enjolras that he reminds you of Ramin Karimloo...Tell Marius that he reminds you of Ramin Karimloo...Tell Valjean that he reminds you of Ramin Karimloo.

Thank you, you just made my day.
4/2/2013 c4 6RachelBarbraBerry1994
Okay, some of these were funny but some of these were just darn right mean and bad. I mean come on now... What is it and liking to set things on fire? I don't like the whole thing with eatting and owning of people's souls. I know this is all in fun, but really...
I can't stand when people do bad things to éponine! I also can't stand when people do things to éponine and Marius. But, have fun and I'll keep reading.
3/31/2013 c3 Guest
1.) Send Grantaire a fake love letter from Enjolras.
2.) Take all of Grantaire's alcohol...even the
secret slashes.
3.) Pour the liquor into the Seine.
4.) Blame it on Lesgles.
5.) Play "Sausage Hunt" with Feuilly's kielbasa.
6.) Tell Joly that the Plague is back.
7.) Tell Courfeyrac that there's a potato shortage.
8.) Tell Enjolras that there's a meet-n-greet with survivors of the French Revolution when there really aren't.
9.) Tell Enjolras that you're sending him a copy of Robespierre's memoirs...when you won't.
10.) Tell Javert that he's going to hell.
4/1/2013 c3 4hoecrux
oh this is fun. hmm lets see...

introduce eponine to the song 'im not that girl' from wicked
crash marius and cosetts wedding
shave javerts sideburns
3/31/2013 c3 52RainWillMakeTheFlowersGrow
Sorry. This reminded me of Ramin...who is my precious enjy-raouly...you know what, I think you got that part already. So.
I love this.
3/30/2013 c1 3Madi Taylor
Rewrite les mis so Eponine and Marius end up together... OH WAIT

3/30/2013 c3 preciousat
Oh gosh The "Buy Enjy a prostitute is funny" gosh DONT do it I want Enjolras to remain a virgin fellow
3/10/2013 c1 Guest
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