for The People in My Life6/25 c6 GGaart1273
Oh my gosh this was amazing! I absolutely love S.T.A.R.S based stories especially ones where they’re all just goofing around and being friends - really sets the tone for the tragic events that take place only a little while later :( . I’d absolutely LOVE to see an update! This story is genuinely beautiful and I’d love to see what other little banter/angsty stories there are surrounding the S.T.A.R.S team! Great job, keep up the good work!
Oh my gosh this was amazing! I absolutely love S.T.A.R.S based stories especially ones where they’re all just goofing around and being friends - really sets the tone for the tragic events that take place only a little while later :( . I’d absolutely LOVE to see an update! This story is genuinely beautiful and I’d love to see what other little banter/angsty stories there are surrounding the S.T.A.R.S team! Great job, keep up the good work!
1/22/2018 c5 
3Ultimolu
That kid must have diarrhea for the rest of the night but he had it coming.
I absolutely hate bullies.
3UltimoluThat kid must have diarrhea for the rest of the night but he had it coming.
I absolutely hate bullies.
5/12/2017 c3 Ultimolu
I really blame Umbrella for turning him into a damn fruitcake. Umbrella and freaking Spencer. I don't think Wesker would have been a bad guy to hang out with if he wasn't a damn psycho.
I really blame Umbrella for turning him into a damn fruitcake. Umbrella and freaking Spencer. I don't think Wesker would have been a bad guy to hang out with if he wasn't a damn psycho.
5/12/2017 c1 Ultimolu
Oh damn, don't let Wesker be a teacher. The students would be screwed in seconds. O.o
Oh damn, don't let Wesker be a teacher. The students would be screwed in seconds. O.o
4/18/2017 c4 27ironbutterfly25
I must say that I really enjoyed Chapter 4! STARS are together for 2 years at the very least, no matter how uptight Wesker wants himself to be, this can't be that far from happening. I really had some good laughs out of this fic and especially out of this chapter. The scenes with Jill and Wesker hitting on each other was precious. I thought they were gonna hit it and was hoping they would. But having Wesker dead drunk is more worth it and enjoyable I guess haha!
27ironbutterfly25I must say that I really enjoyed Chapter 4! STARS are together for 2 years at the very least, no matter how uptight Wesker wants himself to be, this can't be that far from happening. I really had some good laughs out of this fic and especially out of this chapter. The scenes with Jill and Wesker hitting on each other was precious. I thought they were gonna hit it and was hoping they would. But having Wesker dead drunk is more worth it and enjoyable I guess haha!
8/13/2015 c5 2LCChamplin
**Albert Wesker was always a busy man. **
If he wasn’t, he might have to spend more time with the People in His Life. …Introverts unite! Separately, alone, in our own homes.
**that Chris had bet Joseph he could get away with saying **
Sounds accurate to me. I’m grinning as I picture the inevitable SNAP that followed exposure to so much annoyance.
**"mysteriously" shut down. **
Will, stop breaking crap. This is why we can’t have nice things. Take some anger management classes too. Or you could ask your ever-calm blond coworker there how to handle frustration.
** I've decided to take the remainder of the day off." **
Chris: “This must be a trick.”
Joe: “He’s planning something horrible for us, I just know it.”
**so long as the "baboon" got his double shot of Espresso in the morning. **
I suppose a caffeinated primate is more entertaining than an uncaffeinated one.
**outside William's house. **
The American Dream house! You can’t always judge a person by their house.
**William had been working on tirelessly, while being outright drunk, …William's end-of-the-night singing of Moonlight Bay. **
Where can I find the vid of this on youtube?
**"I will castrate you, if you don't open this—"**
I laughed so hard at this! Yes, that’s the correct password. Access granted! Will is such a dork sometimes.
**"Al, you made it! I haven't seen you since yesterday!" **
LOL! “Which is almost 18 hours now! Such a painfully long separation.”
** apron that was spotted with several stains, **
Hope he never accidentally wore that to the lab…
**"A turtleneck and blazer for springtime? Why not add boots with fur to go with it?" **
Only black leather boots. Hey, he’ll suffer for fashion.
**It's our first time making it from scratch, **
Can father and daughter team up to make dinner? Does genetic research and virology transfer to pizza making? Who will be the first to try the experiment? Tune in tonight at 9 to find out!
**subtle**
You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means.
**"I told her she needed to get out…"**
With more tact, I hope? Then again, she knew what she was getting into when she married Will.
**"I was talking about you, William," **
I lol’ed. BOOM.
**"There's no need for hostility, **
You can give it, but…
**"I'll take a cup of coffee, if you don't mind?" **
Yeah, make yourself useful, William, and make me a coffee. Or a samich.
** only allowing herself to keep her stare on Wesker. **
I sympathize 100%. Wouldn’t we all be doing that in her place? Well ok I’d be more like, Oh man oh man oh man he’s in my house sitting on my couch and he looks so hot and and *dies*
**After all this time, she's still terrified of me, **
We’ll see. (Side note: I can’t wait to see more of them together later)
**Waiting for Wesker to acknowledge her. **
Atta girl!
**Black, right?" **
“I like my coffee like I like my leather: top grade.”
**adventurous today." **
Whoa, slow down there, sparky. Don’t overdo.
**"Albert likes his space," **
Miles of it.
**And to Sherry, that was just fine her book. **
She’s got taste.
**"I'll have two, for now," **
First sugar in the coffee, now TWO pieces of experimental pie? I give him credit for being daring. Might wanna shoot the Prototype first, though. Never know…
**Just for that, no sunglasses at the table." **
Ooh, way to bring out the big guns, William!
** caught a glimpse of Wesker's blue-grey eyes **
Uh huh. Behold the beauty of those icy devils. You owe him awe! (Did you see that little homage to the Great Red Dragon?)
** "Well done, Sherry. It's delicious." **
Aw, love it when he’s a gentleman with the ladies.
** I prefer home cooked meals." **
Couple of foodies here. I like that she’s mature. It’s a welcome change from the games, where she was, like, age 5 or at least acted it sometimes.
**What better way to do it than by leading a team **
Loved this line. And the unsaid one: “It also gives me a chance to further my own aims as well as Umbrella’s. Mostly mine though.”
** I bet you guys get into all kinds of trouble." **
You have no idea, hun.
**Unless there is anything to gain from a cause, I tend to look the other way." **
I’m really digging this little “interview.” Nice to see Wesker kinda relaxed. Sherry is earning cool points IMO too.
**She's quite the enforcer, I can assure you." **
Even without that lovely spider on her chest.
**the fabric of his turtleneck to hug his muscles. **
Sorry, did you say something? I couldn’t hear over the hot.
** in fact, embodied his entire self. **
Metaphor, symbolism, motif…aesthetic.
** He's just trying to scare you. **
Actually, this is him being warm and friendly.
**Any hobbies?" **
“Experimenting with bioweapon viruses, manipulating superiors and inferiors, plotting world domination. And stamp collecting.”
**I enjoy putting STARS through their paces … will benefit me in the end." **
Aha. I see what you did thar. But seriously, very accurate about his character.
**"You like to study? **
Knowledge is power.
** Sherry being Sherry (and his friend's daughter), he felt a twinge of…What, pity? **
Or curiosity? This is the explanation I too ascribed to his behavior.
** Let's talk about you," **
Aw, warm fuzzy feels! Me likes.
** "I don't know how you and my dad can do it…"**
Easy. They use ppl and not frogs.
**when we play Operation**
Imagining Will doing his family stuff makes me smile. He strikes me as being oddly suited for it.
**"That's…quite a bizarre game," **
I’m now picturing the scene where Sherlock and Mycroft are playing it. And yes, he’s totally right. Like, WTH were they smoking when the designers came up with this thing?
** "Call it a woman's intuition, William." **
Laughed out loud!
**What could have possibly happened to change your perspective of that?" **
When the workhorse wants to go back to the barn, something’s up. Of course, to Wesker, everything falls under the category of “in here,” since he funnels it all toward his endgame.
**I don't always need you to hold my hand when a situation goes wrong, you know? **
What’s that sound? Ah, yes, it’s crickets. Chirping crickets.
**"No!" William rushed Wesker**
I like Wesker in protection/attack mode. Back off, Will, we needed more subject anyway. Besides, somebody has to wear the pants around here.
**"Much too late for that**
Decades, in fact.
** stuffed Unicorn … away from the house.**
Reminds me of the MLP versions of RE characters. Aw, now Wesker’s can stab people with its horn! Sweet. But seriously, nice little scene. Shows that Sherry is still a kid, but that she wants to say thanks. Wesker recognizes the gesture and responds with characteristic professionalism.
The ~feels~ were there for me when she hugged him, too. Bit of a new experience for him, I’d wager.
**Let's just say Mommy and Daddy will go on an extended vacation." **
To Belize. Just like Ol Yeller. But seriously, I really enjoyed this scene. Wesker’s protecting what’s “his,” sticking up for his friend, using his intimidation factor to good effect…and enjoying the crap out of it. That’s our man!
**putting a fair amount of effort into massaging his temples, **
Just another day with the Idiot Brigade.
**remove yourselves from my office, **
Get out my office! I can sympathize.
**I didn't know what to do! **
Don’t worry about it, Will, it was already handled. Pay no attention to the man in the shadows behind the curtain.
**That really gave me a confidence boost." **
Good to see these two playing nice sometimes. They pretty much are BFFs, after all.
**empty eye socket **
Lil bit of foreshadowing here.
**the plush would remain, if only for that purpose. **
Wonderful summation.
What a great chapter! I like your version of Sherry better than…pretty much any other I’ve seen. It’s always a pleasure to see how you use character interaction and deep POV to really give us a sense of who these people are. I especially like seeing Wesker in his alternate “power” roles: protector, advocate, mentor. Seeing other aspects of his character is quite welcome. The humor – subtle and otherwise! –makes it a fun read too!
I agree that Capcom’s story is forced when it comes to her fate after RE2. It was necessary for what they wanted to do with RE 6, that’s all.
My only request for drabbles is that you write more of em!
GO TEAM WESKER!
2LCChamplin**Albert Wesker was always a busy man. **
If he wasn’t, he might have to spend more time with the People in His Life. …Introverts unite! Separately, alone, in our own homes.
**that Chris had bet Joseph he could get away with saying **
Sounds accurate to me. I’m grinning as I picture the inevitable SNAP that followed exposure to so much annoyance.
**"mysteriously" shut down. **
Will, stop breaking crap. This is why we can’t have nice things. Take some anger management classes too. Or you could ask your ever-calm blond coworker there how to handle frustration.
** I've decided to take the remainder of the day off." **
Chris: “This must be a trick.”
Joe: “He’s planning something horrible for us, I just know it.”
**so long as the "baboon" got his double shot of Espresso in the morning. **
I suppose a caffeinated primate is more entertaining than an uncaffeinated one.
**outside William's house. **
The American Dream house! You can’t always judge a person by their house.
**William had been working on tirelessly, while being outright drunk, …William's end-of-the-night singing of Moonlight Bay. **
Where can I find the vid of this on youtube?
**"I will castrate you, if you don't open this—"**
I laughed so hard at this! Yes, that’s the correct password. Access granted! Will is such a dork sometimes.
**"Al, you made it! I haven't seen you since yesterday!" **
LOL! “Which is almost 18 hours now! Such a painfully long separation.”
** apron that was spotted with several stains, **
Hope he never accidentally wore that to the lab…
**"A turtleneck and blazer for springtime? Why not add boots with fur to go with it?" **
Only black leather boots. Hey, he’ll suffer for fashion.
**It's our first time making it from scratch, **
Can father and daughter team up to make dinner? Does genetic research and virology transfer to pizza making? Who will be the first to try the experiment? Tune in tonight at 9 to find out!
**subtle**
You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means.
**"I told her she needed to get out…"**
With more tact, I hope? Then again, she knew what she was getting into when she married Will.
**"I was talking about you, William," **
I lol’ed. BOOM.
**"There's no need for hostility, **
You can give it, but…
**"I'll take a cup of coffee, if you don't mind?" **
Yeah, make yourself useful, William, and make me a coffee. Or a samich.
** only allowing herself to keep her stare on Wesker. **
I sympathize 100%. Wouldn’t we all be doing that in her place? Well ok I’d be more like, Oh man oh man oh man he’s in my house sitting on my couch and he looks so hot and and *dies*
**After all this time, she's still terrified of me, **
We’ll see. (Side note: I can’t wait to see more of them together later)
**Waiting for Wesker to acknowledge her. **
Atta girl!
**Black, right?" **
“I like my coffee like I like my leather: top grade.”
**adventurous today." **
Whoa, slow down there, sparky. Don’t overdo.
**"Albert likes his space," **
Miles of it.
**And to Sherry, that was just fine her book. **
She’s got taste.
**"I'll have two, for now," **
First sugar in the coffee, now TWO pieces of experimental pie? I give him credit for being daring. Might wanna shoot the Prototype first, though. Never know…
**Just for that, no sunglasses at the table." **
Ooh, way to bring out the big guns, William!
** caught a glimpse of Wesker's blue-grey eyes **
Uh huh. Behold the beauty of those icy devils. You owe him awe! (Did you see that little homage to the Great Red Dragon?)
** "Well done, Sherry. It's delicious." **
Aw, love it when he’s a gentleman with the ladies.
** I prefer home cooked meals." **
Couple of foodies here. I like that she’s mature. It’s a welcome change from the games, where she was, like, age 5 or at least acted it sometimes.
**What better way to do it than by leading a team **
Loved this line. And the unsaid one: “It also gives me a chance to further my own aims as well as Umbrella’s. Mostly mine though.”
** I bet you guys get into all kinds of trouble." **
You have no idea, hun.
**Unless there is anything to gain from a cause, I tend to look the other way." **
I’m really digging this little “interview.” Nice to see Wesker kinda relaxed. Sherry is earning cool points IMO too.
**She's quite the enforcer, I can assure you." **
Even without that lovely spider on her chest.
**the fabric of his turtleneck to hug his muscles. **
Sorry, did you say something? I couldn’t hear over the hot.
** in fact, embodied his entire self. **
Metaphor, symbolism, motif…aesthetic.
** He's just trying to scare you. **
Actually, this is him being warm and friendly.
**Any hobbies?" **
“Experimenting with bioweapon viruses, manipulating superiors and inferiors, plotting world domination. And stamp collecting.”
**I enjoy putting STARS through their paces … will benefit me in the end." **
Aha. I see what you did thar. But seriously, very accurate about his character.
**"You like to study? **
Knowledge is power.
** Sherry being Sherry (and his friend's daughter), he felt a twinge of…What, pity? **
Or curiosity? This is the explanation I too ascribed to his behavior.
** Let's talk about you," **
Aw, warm fuzzy feels! Me likes.
** "I don't know how you and my dad can do it…"**
Easy. They use ppl and not frogs.
**when we play Operation**
Imagining Will doing his family stuff makes me smile. He strikes me as being oddly suited for it.
**"That's…quite a bizarre game," **
I’m now picturing the scene where Sherlock and Mycroft are playing it. And yes, he’s totally right. Like, WTH were they smoking when the designers came up with this thing?
** "Call it a woman's intuition, William." **
Laughed out loud!
**What could have possibly happened to change your perspective of that?" **
When the workhorse wants to go back to the barn, something’s up. Of course, to Wesker, everything falls under the category of “in here,” since he funnels it all toward his endgame.
**I don't always need you to hold my hand when a situation goes wrong, you know? **
What’s that sound? Ah, yes, it’s crickets. Chirping crickets.
**"No!" William rushed Wesker**
I like Wesker in protection/attack mode. Back off, Will, we needed more subject anyway. Besides, somebody has to wear the pants around here.
**"Much too late for that**
Decades, in fact.
** stuffed Unicorn … away from the house.**
Reminds me of the MLP versions of RE characters. Aw, now Wesker’s can stab people with its horn! Sweet. But seriously, nice little scene. Shows that Sherry is still a kid, but that she wants to say thanks. Wesker recognizes the gesture and responds with characteristic professionalism.
The ~feels~ were there for me when she hugged him, too. Bit of a new experience for him, I’d wager.
**Let's just say Mommy and Daddy will go on an extended vacation." **
To Belize. Just like Ol Yeller. But seriously, I really enjoyed this scene. Wesker’s protecting what’s “his,” sticking up for his friend, using his intimidation factor to good effect…and enjoying the crap out of it. That’s our man!
**putting a fair amount of effort into massaging his temples, **
Just another day with the Idiot Brigade.
**remove yourselves from my office, **
Get out my office! I can sympathize.
**I didn't know what to do! **
Don’t worry about it, Will, it was already handled. Pay no attention to the man in the shadows behind the curtain.
**That really gave me a confidence boost." **
Good to see these two playing nice sometimes. They pretty much are BFFs, after all.
**empty eye socket **
Lil bit of foreshadowing here.
**the plush would remain, if only for that purpose. **
Wonderful summation.
What a great chapter! I like your version of Sherry better than…pretty much any other I’ve seen. It’s always a pleasure to see how you use character interaction and deep POV to really give us a sense of who these people are. I especially like seeing Wesker in his alternate “power” roles: protector, advocate, mentor. Seeing other aspects of his character is quite welcome. The humor – subtle and otherwise! –makes it a fun read too!
I agree that Capcom’s story is forced when it comes to her fate after RE2. It was necessary for what they wanted to do with RE 6, that’s all.
My only request for drabbles is that you write more of em!
GO TEAM WESKER!
8/10/2015 c4 LCChamplin
** He'd said no a hundred times before the second hundred times, **
I want to steal this line. *shifty glances* I needs it for…reasons.
** formal gatherings like Galas or Balls**
I blame NBC’s Hannibal for this, but I’m having a lovely time now picturing Wesker in a tux or a 3 piece (not plaid – only Hannibal can do plaid like a BOSS). And ballroom dancing. He’d be using the time to make contacts and do black-market stuff. But yes, he really doesn’t seem the type to go to any peasant party. If he did go, I can picture him being the guy who’s checking his watch and trying to determine the earliest time he can leave – and also setting up some “emergency” that will get him out earlier. I can sympathize.
** They're all juvenile…add the influence of alcohol and it's a war zone. **
Better off just waiting for the YT vids and FB drunk pics.
** particularly Forest), had gotten wasted and was running naked down the street with Sharpie marker all over his face. **
I lol’ed. Still lol’ing, as I type. Ah, can’t get that image out of my head. Forest WOULD do that, and the rest of the team WOULD tell on him and probably film him and blackmail him. Poor Wesker and the things he’s gotta put up with.
** Or better yet…Perhaps one of them choked on their own vomit. **
OR BETTER YET.
Yes, aspiration rocks! Aw, Wesker is such an optimist under all that black leather. He can dream, eh?
** William Birkin's timid voice**
Aw yis, the harbinger of plot complications and general shenanigans! By now it’s a wonder that Wesker doesn’t have a Pavlovian reaction of facepalming whenever he hears ol’ Willy.
** Best Idiot award to those outside this office, **
Ha! Love it. It’s like the Dundies on the Office! But wait, William IS his coworker at Umbrella, so maybe it’ll transfer. Great line, btw.
** 'bonding' time." **
“Bonding.” That’s on point for Will for sure. Like he just got a new puppy and needs to “bond” with it.
** you must really want to get laid **
Well why else would he do a bonding ritual? Er, I mean a “date.”
** You would probably pass out from hearing all the wonderful things**
I lol’ed. Srsly. Set em up and knock em down! Best have the smelling salts and a stiff brandy about just in case. William ought to know better than to go here with Wesker.
** puppet shows at the library are on Saturdays, **
So, Will, you’re saying Wesker shouldn’t plan on stopping by your place on Saturday nights? Unless he wants to hang with Annette and Sherry I guess?
** We don't need to add another bundle of joy to this disgusting planet." **
We’ve already got about 6 billion too many, but that’ll come later. Complete…global…penet- er, SATUration.
** certainly wouldn't hurt to watch his team destroy themselves. **
Literally the only reason to go to a coworker’s party.
** The waves of regret grew the closer **
“Sorry I’m late; I didn’t want to come.” Five minutes later… “I think I’ve been here long enough. I’ve already toured the house. And there are only so many finger sandwiches a person can eat and I have to drive home, so I can’t drink anymore.”
** Everyone went quiet inside. **
“It’s the police! Open up! We’ve had reports of an overly fun party going on here.”
** "You don't look bad in civilian clothes, Wesker." **
Like the line at work, “I’ve never seen you in clothes before.”
**Fed up, Wesker pushed his way past**
Storming through the party like my name was el nino !
**All heads turned towards Wesker as he entered the living room, **
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht/
Your shades strategically placed to block their eyes/
Your style it wasn’t what they thought/
You had one eye on the mirror as you fingered your garrote/
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your subject/
They'd be your subject, and...
(I also have a version rhyming with “base” instead of “yacht.”)
**"It's not that we don't want you around, **
It’s just that you are a funpire…you such the fun out of everything.
**"What's your poison?" **
“Prototype or Uroboros. Er, scotch, I meant.”
**I do hope this isn't what we're going to do all night." **
Oh hey, I’m not the only one who says this at gatherings. Cool.
** "They might not have the livers for them." **
With fava beans and a nice Chianti they might.
**"You might as well forfeit, Chris," … We'll be right back." **
Trash talk, yo.
** "This will go nicely. **
People actually still believe Chris when he says this?
**Jill and the others will throw out random questions, **
Heck yes, the question game. This always ends sooo well. Drinking with coworkers in general usually ends sooo well, for that matter. Fun to watch the drama fallout on Monday, though!
**"Um…have you ever kissed a dog?" **
Is it a dog only in the derogatory sense? I mean, we need to be clear on what we’re talking about.
**. "Ok. Have you ever had a threesome?" **
This is also a great game to give everybody the wrong impression about yourself and look way badder than you really are. Or whatever. Oh, is this where Will would pass out?
**"Are you just as shocked for Chris?" **
I lol’ed. Right? Nobody blinks when it’s Chrissy.
**You mention one thing about sex, **
You are surprised?
**"What the hell?" **
Hey, you volunteered, Jill! Seriously, stop being surprised. You know these guys.
**"I am nowhere near 'out-cold,' Chris," **
Still nailing the Ss and Ts. I’d say he’s fine.
**wavered in place; **
Yep, fine.
**"You tricked us?" **
Smart move, Chris, antagonize the inebriated captain who could turn into a rage monster at any moment. Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow morning, but sometime soon, when Wesker can stand unassisted, you’ll be sorry.
** they watched Jill continue to struggle. **
Well played, Wesker. Well played. And, Jill, that’s what happens when you open the can of drinking-game worms!
**and finally passing out. **
Somebody do the right thing and roll him on his left side. K thnx bai
**"You'll see." **
*headdesk* Eh, why not! No half measures here.
**"We only live once, Jill," **
I almost choked on my coffee trying not to laugh out loud at this whole scene in front of everybody. Serves me right for not reading this alone.
**"Nice bra, by the way." **
See the previous comment.
I am consistently amazed at your spectacular ability to come up with such hilarious but yet still in-character fics! And have I said before how much I love this People in My Life series? Always makes go, “Yeah!” when I see the new chap alert in my inbox…assuming FF decides to have it work. *glares*
GO TEAM WESKER!
** He'd said no a hundred times before the second hundred times, **
I want to steal this line. *shifty glances* I needs it for…reasons.
** formal gatherings like Galas or Balls**
I blame NBC’s Hannibal for this, but I’m having a lovely time now picturing Wesker in a tux or a 3 piece (not plaid – only Hannibal can do plaid like a BOSS). And ballroom dancing. He’d be using the time to make contacts and do black-market stuff. But yes, he really doesn’t seem the type to go to any peasant party. If he did go, I can picture him being the guy who’s checking his watch and trying to determine the earliest time he can leave – and also setting up some “emergency” that will get him out earlier. I can sympathize.
** They're all juvenile…add the influence of alcohol and it's a war zone. **
Better off just waiting for the YT vids and FB drunk pics.
** particularly Forest), had gotten wasted and was running naked down the street with Sharpie marker all over his face. **
I lol’ed. Still lol’ing, as I type. Ah, can’t get that image out of my head. Forest WOULD do that, and the rest of the team WOULD tell on him and probably film him and blackmail him. Poor Wesker and the things he’s gotta put up with.
** Or better yet…Perhaps one of them choked on their own vomit. **
OR BETTER YET.
Yes, aspiration rocks! Aw, Wesker is such an optimist under all that black leather. He can dream, eh?
** William Birkin's timid voice**
Aw yis, the harbinger of plot complications and general shenanigans! By now it’s a wonder that Wesker doesn’t have a Pavlovian reaction of facepalming whenever he hears ol’ Willy.
** Best Idiot award to those outside this office, **
Ha! Love it. It’s like the Dundies on the Office! But wait, William IS his coworker at Umbrella, so maybe it’ll transfer. Great line, btw.
** 'bonding' time." **
“Bonding.” That’s on point for Will for sure. Like he just got a new puppy and needs to “bond” with it.
** you must really want to get laid **
Well why else would he do a bonding ritual? Er, I mean a “date.”
** You would probably pass out from hearing all the wonderful things**
I lol’ed. Srsly. Set em up and knock em down! Best have the smelling salts and a stiff brandy about just in case. William ought to know better than to go here with Wesker.
** puppet shows at the library are on Saturdays, **
So, Will, you’re saying Wesker shouldn’t plan on stopping by your place on Saturday nights? Unless he wants to hang with Annette and Sherry I guess?
** We don't need to add another bundle of joy to this disgusting planet." **
We’ve already got about 6 billion too many, but that’ll come later. Complete…global…penet- er, SATUration.
** certainly wouldn't hurt to watch his team destroy themselves. **
Literally the only reason to go to a coworker’s party.
** The waves of regret grew the closer **
“Sorry I’m late; I didn’t want to come.” Five minutes later… “I think I’ve been here long enough. I’ve already toured the house. And there are only so many finger sandwiches a person can eat and I have to drive home, so I can’t drink anymore.”
** Everyone went quiet inside. **
“It’s the police! Open up! We’ve had reports of an overly fun party going on here.”
** "You don't look bad in civilian clothes, Wesker." **
Like the line at work, “I’ve never seen you in clothes before.”
**Fed up, Wesker pushed his way past**
Storming through the party like my name was el nino !
**All heads turned towards Wesker as he entered the living room, **
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht/
Your shades strategically placed to block their eyes/
Your style it wasn’t what they thought/
You had one eye on the mirror as you fingered your garrote/
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your subject/
They'd be your subject, and...
(I also have a version rhyming with “base” instead of “yacht.”)
**"It's not that we don't want you around, **
It’s just that you are a funpire…you such the fun out of everything.
**"What's your poison?" **
“Prototype or Uroboros. Er, scotch, I meant.”
**I do hope this isn't what we're going to do all night." **
Oh hey, I’m not the only one who says this at gatherings. Cool.
** "They might not have the livers for them." **
With fava beans and a nice Chianti they might.
**"You might as well forfeit, Chris," … We'll be right back." **
Trash talk, yo.
** "This will go nicely. **
People actually still believe Chris when he says this?
**Jill and the others will throw out random questions, **
Heck yes, the question game. This always ends sooo well. Drinking with coworkers in general usually ends sooo well, for that matter. Fun to watch the drama fallout on Monday, though!
**"Um…have you ever kissed a dog?" **
Is it a dog only in the derogatory sense? I mean, we need to be clear on what we’re talking about.
**. "Ok. Have you ever had a threesome?" **
This is also a great game to give everybody the wrong impression about yourself and look way badder than you really are. Or whatever. Oh, is this where Will would pass out?
**"Are you just as shocked for Chris?" **
I lol’ed. Right? Nobody blinks when it’s Chrissy.
**You mention one thing about sex, **
You are surprised?
**"What the hell?" **
Hey, you volunteered, Jill! Seriously, stop being surprised. You know these guys.
**"I am nowhere near 'out-cold,' Chris," **
Still nailing the Ss and Ts. I’d say he’s fine.
**wavered in place; **
Yep, fine.
**"You tricked us?" **
Smart move, Chris, antagonize the inebriated captain who could turn into a rage monster at any moment. Maybe not tonight, maybe not tomorrow morning, but sometime soon, when Wesker can stand unassisted, you’ll be sorry.
** they watched Jill continue to struggle. **
Well played, Wesker. Well played. And, Jill, that’s what happens when you open the can of drinking-game worms!
**and finally passing out. **
Somebody do the right thing and roll him on his left side. K thnx bai
**"You'll see." **
*headdesk* Eh, why not! No half measures here.
**"We only live once, Jill," **
I almost choked on my coffee trying not to laugh out loud at this whole scene in front of everybody. Serves me right for not reading this alone.
**"Nice bra, by the way." **
See the previous comment.
I am consistently amazed at your spectacular ability to come up with such hilarious but yet still in-character fics! And have I said before how much I love this People in My Life series? Always makes go, “Yeah!” when I see the new chap alert in my inbox…assuming FF decides to have it work. *glares*
GO TEAM WESKER!
7/27/2015 c5 Ultimolu
Poor kid is traumatized for life. O_O
If he sees a cop, he'll probably pee his pants and cry like a baby.
This is why we can't have nice things with Wesker around.
Poor kid is traumatized for life. O_O
If he sees a cop, he'll probably pee his pants and cry like a baby.
This is why we can't have nice things with Wesker around.