11/1/2019 c9 DevilGoblin99
Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! (Makes taunting gestures at them)
Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man-
Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Frenchman: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

8/8/2019 c5 Guest
Pennsylvania is a state. You’re probably thinking of Philadelphia

10/29/2017 c1 Guest
I have read a ton of stories I read this last year and I needed to read it again it was so good

1/3/2017 c22 Guest
Damn Cliffhanger

5/13/2016 c14 NEETsoc
Hey where's Florida?

11/12/2015 c2 Tex
when do i come in

6/14/2015 c14 Orbital
Just noticed, minigun is one word, otherwise you're literally referring to small weapons. Autocorrect is just stupid, don't trust it.