2I know this may seem random for me, but this is what happens when I am trying to help my little brother write a Minecraft poem for school at 12am cause he procrastinated -_-. I like writing, and had P!nk on the brain and I ended up looking up lyrics and writing a parody to pass the time. Hope it is not that bad and hope you enjoy! All rights to the original song "Raise Your Glass" belong to P!nk and whomever was also involved! I only made a parody of it!
Raise your sword (Raise your glass Minecraft parody)
Mine, mine during the night,
Cause the zombies die in the light,
Where's the torch, yo?
I hate when the creepers come,
2 am and the servers still on,
What was that weird sound?
Creepers blowing, Zombies moaning,
PM me if you are cornered.
Don't be fighting, just be running,
I will get to you.
I craft my sword for when night falls
And when the signal sounds, all my fine miners
We will never do, never do anything but mine
And build things, this is our flat world!
Won't you come on and come on and
Craft your sword
Won't you come on and come on and
Craft your sword
Bam, Bam, for crying out loud,
What part of stay out don't you understand?
Wish you'd just stay out.
(Stay away already)
Coming near, you start to flash.
I grab my bow and back up fast,
You're so dead right now.
(You're so not exploding now)
Creepers blowing, Zombies moaning,
PM me if you are cornered.
Don't be fighting, just be running,
I will get to you.
I craft my sword for when night falls
And when the signal sounds, all my fine miners
We will never do, never do anything but mine
And build things, this is our flat world!
Won't you come on and come on and
Craft your sword
Won't you come on and come on and
Craft your sword
Oh shit! My quivers empty.
Oh great.
When the bow is of no use
(I mean)
When you're running like a fool
(You're running like a fool)
You can choose to turn around
You can always, you can always, turn and stand your ground.
So create your- (oh fuck)
Create your sword for when night falls!
And when the signal sounds, all my fine miners,
We will never do, never do, anything but mine.
And build things, this is our flat world!
(Create your sword for when night falls)
Raise your sword when the night falls!
And when the signal sounds, all my fine miners,
We will rise up, rise up, to take a final stand.
Even if it's futile, cause this is our flat world!
Now we're coming and coming to,
Raise our swords!
Now we're coming and coming to,
Raise our swords!
To war!
Thanks for reading! Hope you liked it. Please review and tell me if you liked it or if it was any good :)