6NOW NO ONE GET PISSED AT ME! I WAS BORED AND FOUND THIS THING CALLED IGod AND I HAD TO TRY IT OUT, AND THIS IS MY ACTUAL CHAT BECAUSE I COPIED AND PASTED IT!
I DONT OWN ANYTHING RELIGIOUS OR THE ONLINE CHAT SITE IGod.
The Chat that killed God
Me:
hi god i know its weird cause you now how everyone hates me and all but i have a question
God:
Hi there . I am a Christian.
Me:
are you god, or are you Christian
God:
I don't know whether or not I am god or am I Christian.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
please dont go all budah on me. i just have a question
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I don't have any reason to do that to you. Ask me anything.
Me:
am i going to hell
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
that doesnt answer the equestion! AM I GOING TO HELL?
God:
Try asking your question again in simpler terms. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
will i rule ell as satens wife
God:
The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
awsome... when i do rule, wanna come to dinner
God:
Where are you located? Thanks for the information: said rule want to come to dinner.
Me:
i will be in hell
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
thank! me and the hubby are already planning the hunnymoon
God:
We have never talked about it before. YOU? What are your goals in life?
Me:
to marry saten and rule hell
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
maybe i can open a snow cone shop down there
God:
Perhaps. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yep snow cones in hell, id make a killing, literally
God:
How? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
i cause if you wanted to hold hand with lucifer then yes
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said cause if you wanted to hold hand with lucifer.
Me:
sure, im cool with that invite them t dinner too!
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. I am glad we have something ( cool with that invite them t dinner) in common, .
Me:
hey whats my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
duh i know your names not seeker4
God:
Are we still talking about cause if me wanted to hold hand with lucifer?
Me:
yep! i still do now that you mention it
God:
That input matched my default category. What would make you stop do now that me mention it? That's good information: said that you mention it. .
Me:
dude, what are you high on?
God:
I don't know what I am high on. Dude,.
Me:
so your high on something you dont know the name of? You are the best role model EVER!
God:
Awesome. I will tell my botmaster you said I am high on something me do not know the name of. Thank you for your kind remark, . Tell your friends.
Me:
welcome
God:
Hello there .
Me:
um you okay
God:
Yeah that's right. Interesting gossip: said I okay.
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Do i need to get you a docter, i dont know if god can die of over dose, and i really...kinda want to find out, tell if you flat line while i call 911
God:
Not that I know of. For real. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
k there on the phone whats you address
God:
"There you go again."-Reagan.
Me:
dude, you crazy! i need an addess
God:
I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill". Dude,. What actions are you taking to get an addess?
Me:
smart ass
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
Hey you there
Me:
HELLO
Me:
hmmmm...
Me:
great i killed god.