101. tell her that Stefan and Elena are getting married
2. Tell her that Elena is more prettier than her and has better fashion sense
3. Ask her how old she is and then say she is a cougar!
4. when shes being a bitch slap her with a newspaper and yell bad kitty!
5. tell her Elijah didn't say goodbye because hes too busy hooking up with Hayley and forgot about her. :(
6. replace all her clothes with turtlenecks and ugly gray sweatpants.
7. put vervain in all her makeup
8. tell her Klaus is here to kill you.
9. replace all her blood bag with animal blood an say its a special blood
10. send a picture of Elijah an Hayley kissing an hang it up in her room!
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