101. Cut holes in elijahs suits
2. Replace all his music with EMINEM and Taylor swift!
3. Set his car on fire so he cant drive to hayley when she has the baby
4. Ask him how he feels about not being the baby's father
5. Tell him what if the father is Tyler Lockwood and not klaus`s because he is a hybrid too.
6. Tell him Katerina died from old age and he wasn't even there to say goodbye
7. Say that katerina never loved him.
8. Say hayley thinks he is old and doesn't like him
9. Ask if he wears anything else besides suits.
10. Destroy all his clothes including boxers and socks plus shoes so he has to go naked!
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