Chapter 1: L

1. Call him a panda.

2. Shout "A new face! Let's cuddle him!" whenever you see him.

3. Scream randomly.

4. Tell him Light/Misa/Near/Aizawa/Matsuda/Pretty Much Anyone ate all his cake.

5. And/ or strawberries

6. And/or cookies

7. Mutter Pervert/Stalker/Gay whenever he mentions Light

8. Follow him around all day singing "Hi I'm Bob, I'm a goldfish, and a goldfish has a memory span of... Hi I'm Bob, I'm a goldfish-"

9. Call him any other letter than L

10. Repeat everything he says in alternating deep and squeaky voices