Chapter 9: Ryuk

1. Tell him (insert name) ate all his apples.
2. Give him a fake love letter.
3. Tell him it's from Rem.
4. Throw oranges at him.
5. Scream randomly.
6. Narrate everything he's doing.
7. Tell him Rem keeps a diary about how much she loves him.
8. Tell him Light's straight.
9. Tell him Misa says Light is hers.
10. Replace all his apples with any other fruit.