26I have no idea how to explain what the following fanfiction is about. I really do not. I don't even understand it. But hopefully you'll find it funny and it's not too long or time- consuming so you might as well try it.
March 29th: L had an epic moment with a potato chip
"Light- Kun?" L yawned. The clicking of his fingertips on the keyboard had grown incredibly slow over the past few hours.
Light, however, was going strong, feeling well rested and ready to work. "What is it, Ryuzaki?" he mumbled, although engrossed in the information on the screen.
"I think-" L paused to yawn again. "I think I need to sleep now. I haven't stopped working for... Thirty six hours and counting, and I'm starting to feel a little drowsy... "
Light scoffed. "Come on, Ryuzaki, I've seen you do better than this. Sleep is overrated anyway."
"Says the one who just woke up from a five hour nap." L murmured.
"That's practically the only sleep I've had in days, anyway," Light said, typing furiously. "You'll be fine. You just need to catch your second wind!"
"My second wind?" L felt anger slowly rise in him. "My second wind? How am I supposed to get my second wind, when I've already eaten all the sweets?"
Light rolled his eyes. "I told you to save them."
"And I told Light- Kun I was hungry!" L shouted, banging his fist on the desk. He sighed, calming himself down. "I'm... I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. There's only so long I can bear being without sleep AND sweets."
"How about these chips?" Light offered. He held out a family- size bag of Lay's potato chips.
"Sure, why doesn't Light- Kun just give me artificially sweetened soda and fast food while he's at it," L growled.
"Right, 'cause you're so health conscious. Now just have one. You'll like it." Light shoved the bag towards L.
L glared at Light for a moment. "Fine. Because I'm hungry. But just one though." He pulled one single chip out of the bag and cautiously placed it on his tongue.
L gasped.
"Umm, Ryuzaki? Are you okay?"
He shook his head quickly. "Light- Kun!" The room had suddenly lit up with neon colors and fictional creatures. "When did we get unicorns in here?"
"Unicorns? What are you talking about?" Light demanded.
L pushed back from the desk, which was now a toilet spurting out long streams of rainbows. "I'm freakin' out, Light- Kun!"
Light's eyes darted around frantically. "God, I won't give you any more potato chips, okay?"
L backed away from Light slowly. "Don't come any closer, Light- Kun. The Lucky Charms leprechaun is on your shoulder and it looks like it wants to kill me."
"Are you HIGH?" Light exclaimed.
L curled up on the floor as christmas elves walked towards him, in a state of horror and shock. "Make it stop, Light- Kun!" L shut his eyes. "Make it STOPPPP!"
He felt Light's hand strike his cheek. He opened my eyes and looked around. Light stared at him with an extremely confused expression. "You're right, Ryuzaki, you need some sleep ASAP, you're losing it!"
With wide eyes, L looked around the room. The fluorescent dyes had been wiped away; the unicorns and the elves and the leprechauns and the fairies, disappeared; each rainbow gone as well.
L grabbed Light's shirt collar, dead seriousness in his expression. "Does Light- Kun know what just happened?"
Light recoiled fearfully. "Please, what is it? 'Light- Kun' is very confused."
"Light- Kun," L breathed in awe. "I just had an epic moment with a potato chip."
Yes, there will be more. And I am pumped about it.