Hiya! I wrote this because I'm seriously bored and I'm writing something else but I want to finish the whole thing before I publish it and I think I'm going crazy from lack of posting things. This thing is pretty crap actually, not quite sure why I wrote it. Oh well.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Percy Jackson, Grover Underwood, Annabeth Chase, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellarka and Gale Hawthorn. Aaaaand Breathe.
Percy: Why don't we go to Pizza Hut? Hey Grover, they even do Enchiladas!
Grover: Let's g-
Hermione: I'm not hungry actually, let's go to Starbucks
Ron: (Whispering) Harry, what's that?
Harry: (Whispering) it's a Coffee shop, Expensive though
*All walk in and sit down*
Percy: Jacob, what would happen if I hit you with my sword? Are you a monster or not? Because you're not exactly ancient Greek are you? You're a giant Wolf.
Jacob: I don't know, want to try? I'll heal pretty fast
Grover: No! Chiron will go crazy! You can't!
Percy: Fine, what about you and Bella? What would Celestial Bronze do to you guys?
Edward: Probably nothing, we're kind of invincible
Percy: So I am! I bathed in the River Styx, didn't I Grover?
Grover: Yup, Annabeth saved h-
Percy: Shut up man! Anyway, I'm invincible so ha!
Hermione: Did you really see a Manticore? They're supposed to be so dangerous!
Annabeth: It was! It nearly killed me!
Hermione: Can it really speak-
Ron: Oh be quiet Hermione, It's a Saturday!
Hermione: Just because I am talking to someone that is evidently smarter than you! I have finally met someone I can relate to on an intellectual level! No offence Harry
Harry: Considering the fact that I'm not sure what you just said, none taken.
Katniss: (Whispering) Peeta, please can we go, I don't like it here.
Peeta: (Whispering) we can't just leave, that's so rude
Harry: So are you really good with a bow?
Katniss: I'm alright
Ron: What are you good at Peeta?
Katniss: He's strong, really strong
Ron: That's cool, ever had a Butterbeer? They're so good!
Peeta: How do you make it?
Ron: … Hermione, how do you make Butterbeer?
Hermione: How am I supposed to know? And don't interrupt I'm talking to Annabeth!
Ron: I don't know, I'll ask Winky when I get back to Hogwarts
Ron: House Elf, she works in the Kitchens at Hogwarts
Annabeth: Do they get paid?
Hermione: No! No they don't and it's so cruel!
Annabeth: So they work for nothing? That is so unfair!
Hermione: Exactly. Would you like to join S.P.E.W? It stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.
Annabeth: Yes please!
Ron: Oh bloody Hell, It's like she's another Hermione, that one
*Waitress comes over*
Waitress: What will you all be having today?
Hermione: Cappuccino please
Waitress: And you sir?
Ron: Pumpkin Juice, thanks
Waitress: Excuse me?
Harry: Sorry about him, we'll have two more cappuccinos please
Katniss: Do you have any Beef Stew?
Waitress: Like, in a little pot? I.. I think so
Peeta: What about bread?
Waitress: Plain bread? Sure… you don't want like. .. Toasted or anything?
Peeta: No that's okay
Gale: You got any Squirrel? Or even deer?
Waitress: N.. No. We sell chicken sandwiches … if you one of those?
Bella: Edward and I don't want anything, thanks (Smirks)
Jacob: I'll have two toasted cheese sandwiches, two blueberry muffins and a can of Dr Pepper please
Waitress: Um.. I thought your friends weren't hungry?
Jacob: No, It's all for me
Waitress: Oh, sorry… sir
Percy: I'll just have a coke. Blue Coke that is.
Waitress: We don't sell blue coke, we have Vanilla or regular? If you want that?
Percy: Ugh, fine. Vanilla.
Annabeth: I'll have a Blue Tea please
Waitress: Okay and Sir?
Percy: So you have Blue Tea but you don't have Blue-
Grover: Shut up Percy, It's my turn! I'll have some enchiladas and a can of root beer
Waitress: We don't do Enchiladas! This is a coffee shop! Pick something else please…. Sir.
Grover: Can I have a slice of chocolate cake then?
Waitress: Okay so it's three cappuccinos, beef stew in a little pot, a slice of bread, one chicken sandwich, two toasted cheese sandwiches, two blueberry muffins, a can of Dr Pepper, one vanilla coke, one blue tea, a can of root beer and a slice of chocolate cake?