First, I would like to sincerely apologize for my terribly late updates. I temporarily lost my motivation with this due to the fact that I was not allowed to do this for a week. This unbalanced my writing streak, which is why my last chapter was basically only IM. It was really the only way I could get myself back into my streak, what with using my imagination to come up with all the names and such.

Another thing I have trouble with is, I don't want to do anything with your character that you might get upset about, (romance, rank change, kitting, etc.). It takes a lot longer to pm someone about these questions and it gets harder due to the fact that over half of the characters were submitted by guests. I am not going to be able to do some of the crazy stuff I would love to do, (love triangles, epic battles, hilarious bands, etc) without taking the reins.

If any of you have a problem with how I am or have presented your character please let me know.

Also! A good friend of mine just got fanfiction :D her fanfic name is wolfinmyveins12 she writes Fanfiction for the Wolves of Mercy Falls trilogy, if you've read this series I would highly appreciate it if youd check out her stories (I've read them myself and they're actually quite good)

Chapter 6: The Apprenticing Ceremony

"Oh ma gawsh!" squealed Fernwhistle angrily, "I,.. LIKE...CAN-NOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT!"

"What?! I never liked you! All I said was that you have good taste in men!" replied Glitterwing exasperatedly.

Fernwhistle began to cry, "Then who DO you like?!" she sobbed.

"GLITTERPAW!" yelled Glitterwing with finality.

"UUUUGH!" screamed Fernwhistle. "CURSE YOU LOVEBIRDS AND YOUR MATCHING NAMES!", then she ran off crying.

Glitterpaw giggled hysterically. "Good one Glitterwing!" she laughed, "that ought to keep her out of your fur for awhile!"

"You got that right!" he replied smiling. "After all, what would my hundred other mates think if I got ANOTHER one?"

"Oh Glitterwing," frowned glitterpaw "you are one in a million."

"ALL CATS THAT ARE OLD ENOUGH TO- ARRGH WHY IS THIS SMELLY GREETING TOO LONG?! EVERYBODY GET OVER HERE OR I WILL CLAW UR EARS OFF!" screamed Ice.

All the cats ran over as fast as they could. Lampshade crashed into the log cabin and fell back, dazed.

"TIME FOR AN APPRENTICE CEREMONY!" Ice screamed.

"You don't have to yell!" replied Herbpaw indignantly.

"YES I DO!" replied Ice, "BECAUSE CLEARLY GRAYGLASSES CAN'T HEAR ME!"

"EH?" yelled Grayglasses.

Ice face-pawed "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ANYWAY?!"

"I was a loner, and now I'm joining your clan,... AS MEDICINE CAT APPRENTICE!"

"NO!"

"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?!"

Herbpaw gave her the stare" (dun dun DUN!)

"Okay fine, you can join the stupid clan!" Groaned Ice, as she cowered behind her paws.

"WHICH MEANS I GET MY MEDICINE CAT NAME!" growled Flamepaw.

"Okay okay!" yelled Ice, still cowering "You can be...Flamesong?"

"NOOOOO!" howled Flamepaw.

"Hey! How about Lamesong?" snickered Lightningstrike.

"LETS DO FLAMESPIRIT!" yowled Flamepaw.

"Kay!" meowed Ice cheerfully.

"NOW BACK TO THE APPRENTICING CEREMONY! (Not that apprenticing is a word.)... UNICORNKIT!, HAILKIT!, YAKKIT! AND... COWKIT! GET UP HERE!"

"Noooooo!" yowled Wafflekit. "WAFFLEKIT WILL BE AN APPRENTICE!"

"Ok chill kit, I forgot you. Now stop speaking about yourself in third person!"

"WHAT IS PERSON?!" yelled Wafflekit tilting his head to the side.

"YOU DONT KNOW?!" howled Ice putting on her I-cannot-believe-you-are-so-stupid-this-is-earth-shattering, face. "Well me neither." finished ice serenely.

"LETS DO THIS QUICK AND NICE. UNICORNKIT YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS-!"

"UNICORNBACON?!" howled Unicornkit excitedly.

"No! UNICORNPAW AND YOUR MENTOR WILL BE JAYWING!"

Unicornpaw ran over to Jaywing and smashed him in the face with her paw.

"OWW! What was that for?!" Jaywing howled.

"IT'S CUSTOM!" yelled Unicornpaw laughing psychotically and running off to the apprentice den.

"OKAY OKAY, NOW HAILKIT YOU ARE NOW HAILPAW YOUR MENTOR IS DUSKTAIL!"

Dusktail nodded,

"COWKIT YOU ARE NOW COWPAW YOUR MENTOR WILL BE... ERR HERSHEYFERN?"

"Kay!" meowed Hersheyfern still numming on a candy bar.

"YAKKIT WILL BE YAKPAW YOUR MENTOR WILL BE CHIKINWHISKER!"

"That's not how you spell chicken!" yelled Smartkit angrily.

"DONT CORRECT MY FRENCH!" yelled Ice. "WAFFLEKIT IS NOW WAFFLEPAW YOUR MENTOR IS SKYEPELT!"

"WAFFLEPAW I CHOOSE YOU!" yelled Skyepelt, chucking an apple at him and running off to the warriors den.

"NOW THAT THAT'S DONE! I'M GOING TO MY DEN!" screamed Ice, falling off the log cabin.

"EAT MY DUST!" screamed Crazypaw digging dust into Ice's face and running off into the forest.

"From this moment on, I will speak Spanish because it is more manly!" yelled Fryingpan loudly. "Ver a mi increíble poder hablar en español!"

"WHAT?!" screamed Batflight "USE PROPER GRAMMAR!"

"Esto no es Inglés. Hablo español! Es el lenguaje de la masculinidad!"

"I HATE BAD GRAMMAR! AAAAAUGHHH!" screamed Batflight as she leapt on top of Fryingpan and started beating him with a baseball bat.

"Olvida! Usted está sufriendo mi cabeza! Detenga!"

Smartkit rolled his eyes "You idiot! He's speaking Spanish!"

"DOES-(smack)-IT-(smack)-LOOK-(smack)-LIKE-(smack)-I-(smack)-CARE-(smack)-WHAT-(smack)-LANGUAGE-(smack)-HE'S-(smack)-SPEAKING? (smack)?"

Smartkit ignored her and walked away.

Translations:

1. "View my incredible Spanish speaking power!"

2. I'm not speaking English it's Spanish! The language of masculinity!

3. "Miss! You're hurting my head! Please stop!"

Or something along those lines.

(At some point I will have a cat that can translate in the moment.)