"Ahem. So. You might be wondering what happened to the two chapters."

"Huh? Who are you?"

"Well, Shadow, my name is Gamer. I'm the author, and this story is discontinued."

"...Story? What are you talking about?"

"...Never mind. But chapters dedicated to author's notes aren't allowed, so we're doing this instead."

"Uh..."

"It doesn't matter, really. ANYWAYS! Readers, if there are any... This story is discontinued, because me, being the derp that I am, didn't write an outline for it before I started writing those chapters, and I'm lost as to where to take this."

"What are you-?"

"Therefore, we can safely assume that none of the two chapters ever happened. Isn't that good news for you, Shadow?"

"..."

"Do you remember going to work, meeting with someone who talks too fast, and being forced to do paperwork?"

"The hell are you talking about?"

"Seems that it worked. I wiped your memories of those events."

"Wait, what?"

"Don't worry, nothing huge. No one else remembers it, either."

"I... I'm leaving."

"Hm. Seems that he's gone. Not sure where he went, but whatever. So! The story is discontinued and I got rid of those two chapter things. It's back to being a oneshot. So yeah. Anyways... I'm out."