A/N: Another chapter, because why not?
Did you go on a date with your boyfriend yet? :3
because i know in my heart that u'll tease me to no end when i do go out with him
How did you read my mind?
duh im your best friend
Well yeah but...
how much have u been hanging around kenny lately
He's at my house now, in the kitchen. Why?
he's having way too much influence on u
What's that supposed to mean?
idk, it could be ur abundance of dirty jokes lately, but u know, y would any1 think dat
Don't ever say dat.
y? u mad bro
I already have to put up with your illegible text speak so...
excuse u i have the authority in this relationship
How gay are you today?
maybe i've been hanging around u too much. ;p
Oh you're so proud of yourself aren't you, you little shit.
now just hold on there sir, ur acting like a chick on her period
I hate you.
i love u too
Do you always have to say that?
u still mad brah? wat u gonna do bro
Kiss your ass.
no thats for butters to do
WHAT THE FUCK. *kick
are u sure
Wait did you just say "no thats for butters to do"?
u dont know my life
I don't think you quite understand how much hatred I'm holding for you right now.
shhh let the butthurt flow through u. hey is kenny still at ur house?
how long has he been in ur kitchen
Um...shit...maybe over an hour?
wtf is he making a feast or something
Hold on, I'm going to go check up on him.
Kenny enthusiastically shoved a glazed turkey in the oven, ready to eat like there was no tomorrow. He already had platters of fruit, spaghetti, cheese, and even a bag of cheetos out, accompanied by bottles of water.
"Just what the fuck are you doing?" Kyle asked, hands on his hips. Kenny stopped short.
"Um...best friends for life!" He responded, throwing his arms around Kyle. The redhead rolled his eyes, and shoved the other boy off of him.
"I swear to fucking god Kenny, if I come back down in half an hour and all the food in the refrigerator is gone, I will murder your entire goddamn family." Kyle threatened and walked into the living room. Kenny took half the food off the counter and quietly put it back in the refrigerator.
He was fucking cleaning out my kitchen.
lol what did u do expect
God I hate him so much.
just like u hate me
u don't hate me
did u call cartman yet
for ur guys' date
Stan stop being a gay prick.
well excuse u
Maybe you're the one who picked up on Kenny's humor.
"Are you texting about me?" A voice asked from behind Kyle, nearly succeeding in giving him a heart attack and falling off the couch.
"Where the fuck did you come from Kenny?!" Kyle shrieked. Kenny laughed in response.
"I ate and ambled over to see what my friend was doing. What else would I do? But I saw my name on your phone. What the fuck?"
"...Um, we were talking about Kenny...Teddy. Ever heard of Kenny Teddy?"
"Don't even lie, I know you were talking about me."
A second later, Kyle escorted Kenny out the door and shut the door, closing the curtains. "SEE YOU TOMORROW!" He yelled out of an open window. Kenny responded by flipping him off and walking home.
Sorry, had to kick Kenny out.
I don't know, just wanted to.
ur a real dickass
Is that even an insult? Did you mean jackass?
nope. u can combine two swear words together for twice the fun.
Why are we this easily entertained?
I love you.
Get back on your phone.