Hey! Here for the story it seems. Well, I won't keep ya waiting! Here it is! My first Beelzebub fanfic! Enjoy!

"Talking/Flashback"

Thinking

?

WARNING. THERE WILL BE SLASH IN LATER CHAPTERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. DONT LIKE DON'T READ. Also, use of strong language.

I don't own Beelzebub. And sorry if the characters are a bit OOC-ish.


Beep...

beep...

beep...

"Please! Please save my baby!"

"I'm sorry mam, but I'm afire theres nothing else we can do."

Beep...

beep...

"There has to be something! Please!"

Beep...

"NO!"

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-...


...Wake up.

"Gak!" my eyes snapped open, but then quickly closed again due to the bright light that greeted them. I tried to lift my hand to rub them, but found that I couldn't. I tried wiggling around, moving any and every part of my body then began to panic.

I couldn't move.

Something was wrapped around my body, preventing me from freedom. I tried to open my eyes again, but slowly this time. I blinked a few times to get my eyes to adjust to the light.

"ああ蜂蜜は、見て!彼が目を覚まします!" I heard a women's voice call out. Who was she? And what the hell is she saying? As soon as my eyes adjusted, the first thing I saw was a Japanese man and woman who was carrying a child that looked no older than 2.

The man had short black hair and looked to be middle aged. Or around there I guess. He also wore glasses which had a constant glare in them which made it difficult to see his eyes.

The women had short brown hair and black eyes and her skin looked slightly aging. She was also dressed in stereotypical house wife clothes that often see while watching anime.

The child in her arms was looking quite curious. The small amount of hair he had was brown that was accompanied with dark eyes.

The hell are these people doing in my hospital room?!

Then something unexpected happened. The man PICKED ME UP and cradled me in his arms.

Um. Sir? I don't know you like that. And why are you so big?!

The man began to coo things I couldn't understand and held me closer to who I'm going to assume is his wife. She smiled and did the same with the small boy in her arms.

"、辰巳を見て!これはあなたの弟、直人です。" she said while holding him out to greet me. His eyes were with confusion but interest and began to call out what I assumed was just gibberish. I glanced around the room, trying to find something or someone I recognized so they could tell me WHAT THE FUCK was going on.

I found nothing. Well, nothing familiar that is. I was in what looked like a baby's room. What was I doing here!? Where's Mom?!

"私は彼を見たい!" Who the hell...? I looked down to see a little girl who looked around 4 or 5 with shoulder length brown hair and brown eyes tugging the older Japanese man's pants and looking directly at me. I must not have noticed her. She was pretty small and I was all the way up here in the old guy's arms. "私は彼を保持することができます?" the little girl asked. The man nodded and handed me to her. "さて、注意してください!" he said and the girl nodded, excited. "私はします!"

Alright, I'll ask again. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHERE THE HELL AM I?! AND WHY ARE YOU ALL SO DAMN BIG?!

"WAHHH!" was all I managed to get out. Dude! What the fuck is going on! I tried speaking again. "Uhhh...wah..." WHY CAN'T I TALK?!

"ああ、親愛にしています!彼は話をしようとしている!"

"どのようにかわいい!"

Don't coo at me!

Oh, come now. Surely you know what's happening.

Who the hell...? Where did you come from?

You can't deny it.

My head? There's nothing to deny!

Hm? Really now?

Yeah. That's right!

Foolish girl. Or should I say boy now?

Shut up.

You're dead.

Shut up!

But that's alright.

I said, Shut. Up!

Because I chose you to take my place.

What?

My name is Famine. It's nice to meet you, Naoto.


And that's the first chapter! I hoped you liked it! Oga's parents are hard to write since they don't have a lot of screen time.

Here's the translation in order (Sorry if they're bad. I used google translate).

-ああ蜂蜜は、見て!彼が目を覚まします!... Oh honey, look! He's awake!

-、辰巳を見て!これはあなたの弟、直人です。... Look, Tatsumi! This is you're younger brother, Naoto.

-私は彼を見たい! ... I wanna see him too!

-私は彼を保持することができますか?... Can I hold him?

-さて、注意してください!... Be careful, okay?

-私はします!... I will!

-ああ、親愛にしています!彼は話をしようとしている!... Oh look, dear! He's trying to talk!

-どのようにかわいい!... How cute!

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