"Hi, boys and girls," said King Joffrey one merry morning. "Are you ready to have fun with me in my Royal Clubhouse?"

There was no answer.

"Well, all right!" yelled King Joffrey. "Let's go."

There was nothing.

"Oh, right, I almost forgot," King Joffrey laughed. "In order to make King's Landing come out of the ground, we need to say the magic words: Valar Morghulis! Say it with me! Valar Morghulis!"

Then King's Landing magically rose from the ground, and there was much drinking and happiness, for this meant it was time for fun and games.

"Oh, boy," said King Joffrey. "I sure am looking forward to today!"

Then there was a knock on the royal door.

"I wonder who that could be," King Joffrey said. "Let's find out!"

So King Joffrey opened the door. Who should be standing there but...Ned Stark.

"Who is this?" King Joffrey asked.

Silence.

"Yup, it's Ned Stark," said King Joffrey. "Say, hello, Ned Stark!"

"Oh, hello," said Ned Stark.

"So, Ned, what brings you to King's Landing today?" said Joffrey. "You're not up to...treason, are you?"

"Oh, no, no treason today, King Joffrey," said Ned. "No, I brought you a royal mystery."

"A royal mystery, eh?" went King Joffrey, interested. "What sort of mystery?"

"My son Bran fell out of a tower and can't walk anymore," said Ned. "Will you help me figure out why it happened?"

"Of course, Ned," said King Joffrey. "Say, will you help us solve the mystery of what happened to Ned Stark's son?"

No answer.

"Well, all right!" yelled King Joffrey. "But before we start, we're going to need some Dragon Tools!"

And so off Joffrey went, to get some Dragon Tools, ready to solve a mystery that was bound to have a silly conclusion.