19I'm so soo sooo sorry for leaving you guys for so long. I just didn't know fan fiction all that well and well…. But I'm really sooory.
Nobody's POV
Olympus 1985
Hades had a serious headache coming on. They just cannot stop fighting, I don't even know why I bother. I could be off better dealing with the overcrowded underworld…..On second thought that's not all that great.
Demeter was shouting in Hades's ear. "You took her! You are no better than you're brothers. My poor Kore! Down there a with disgusting lump of filth for a husband! On top of that she only gets to see me for half a year, why if you had more cereal for your meals, you would know to act better!"
"Demeter! How long do we have to fight over this?! You could blame Zeus, he suggested kidnapping her! I would've come straight to you, but he gave me the idea! You could blame him! But nooo, you have to blame me! And stop with the cereal! It's not people's life force you know! And I am not disgusting! I am the lord of the dead!"
Zeus heard this.
"Now wait just a moment –"
"Zeus, are you listening to me?!" Screeched Hera.
"Yes dear!" Zeus answered.
"I was saying that instead of trying to flirt with random girls, you could flirt with me your WIFE!" Hera screamed at his face.
"But dear the oath does not allow me to flirt." Zeus reasoned.
"Yeah right! If I'm lucky you will only be able to keep that promise for the next what? Ten years? And that's if I'm LUCKY!"
"B b but" Zeus stuttered.
Whipped Poseidon mouth from the other corner of the room. But before Zeus could say much Athena screamed at him
"You vile creature! Are you listening to me? How dare you bring Medusa to my temple! Why even after all these years I still can't wash away the shame and humiliation you brought me!"
"Athena you got your revenge! You turned medusa into a snake haired gorgon! I don't know about you but I think that says you did wash away the humiliation." Poseidon retorted.
"Do not call me little sis! I am older than you!"
"Whatever you say, little sis."
"Argh! Oh! And stay the Hades away from my hunters!"
"But they're just so beautiful!"
"I don't care! They are pledged to me! That means to stay away from them! They are off limits!" Artemis practically screamed her brother's ear off!
"Ares, I don't care how many times you try to get me to fight with you, she is not my wife! Not anymore!"
Aphrodite pouted at Hephaestus for that comment
"Sure, just means you're scared."
"Of whom? You? Puh lease, it's not like you could fight me off."
Ares glared at him, but didn't deny anything.
"Martha! George! Please, shut UP! I don't even know why I put up with you. Can you please just call it truce?"
"Sure, if you bring me a rat."
"George! Hermes is having a migraine and all you can do is ask for a rat?"
"So?"
"Dad, please cut back my sentence, I promise I'll behave! Just cut it back! I can't stand those little brats!" Dionysus complained and wailed at his father.
With all of this chaos going on nobody noticed the black hole opening up on the ceiling. Then somebody screamed a very unmanly scream. Three teenagers fell from the ceiling. This apparently shut everybody up.
The three landed on top of each other. The gods pitied the one at the bottom. No mortal could survive the fall let alone survive with two other people on top of him.
"Oww! Nico, Thalia, get off me!" The one at the bottom groaned. The gods were quite surprised.
"Why should we huh? We like sitting on top of you." A punk looking girl answered.
"Get off or the world will know that Thalia Grace is scared off…."
"Okay. Okay, I'm getting off. Just don't tell." The girl yelled.
One by one the two got off the one in the middle.
"WHO ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? WHAT MORTAL DARES TO STAND INFRONT OF YOUR RULERS?" Zeus thundered.
"Alright, alright, cool your pants. We were sent here from the future." The boy with black hair and green eyes answered.
"Where is the proof? Time travel is not possible." Athena said.
"Really? We didn't know that. Thank you for enlightening us." Poseidon said his voice dripping with sarcasm. Athena glared at him.
"Well someone's cracked that code. Anyway we really are from the future. We were sent here to read some books with you. To help change the future."
"But why would we want to change the future, is it bad?" Athena questioned again.
"Let's just say it's not the happiest one." Replied a boy with pale skin, black hair and black looking eyes.
"Also, you cannot harm us in any way, under any circumstances. Vice versa with us and-"
"Pshh, like demigods could harm us." Ares sneered.
The punk looking girl glared at him. "As I was saying, Vice versa with us and there might be more people coming after us, so be prepared and don't attack them." She looked pointedly at Zeus.
"Okay well introduce yourselves." Artemis encouraged.
"Okay, just be calm at our introductions."
They pushed the pale boy forward. "Gee, thanks guys, I'm really feeling the love." They stuck their tongues out at him.
"Anyway, I'm Nico di Angelo son of Hades, but! Born before the oath." He added seeing Zeus and Poseidon's murderous faces. They relaxed a little but didn't look happy. Whle Hades's eye bugged out, "Where's Bianca?" He asked.
"Not here." Nico answered sadly. Hades nodded but didn't get why his son was sad.
The punk looking girl stepped up. "Thalia Grace daughter of Zeus and lieutenant of Artemis." All hell broke loose.
"ZEUS!" Three voices screamed.
"How could you, I told you, you cannot stay loyal, not even for the end of the world!" Hera screamed.
"And you blame me! You force me into the oath and break it yourself, also try to kill Maria and Nico as well as his sister! If she brings about the end of the world, you will have only yourself to blame!" Hades yelled.
"Same here. Though, no killing, yet."
"What happened to Zoe?" Artemis inquired.
"You'll see." Was all Thalia answered. Artemis worried for her current lieutenant.
"SILENCE!" Zeus roared. "It is my fault apparently only Poseidon does not have an offspring."
The last boy stepped up nervously, seeing their reaction he wasn't all that eager.
"Okay, here goes nothing. See here, you are all seeing the all awesome, Percy Jackson son of…. Poseidon." He used mock dramatics, to lighten the mood.
"POSEIDON!" Zeus yelled. "YOU BROKE THE OATH?!"
"Oho, you have one child here, you are practically proving how much of a hypocrite you are. I only say that hades has the right to scream at me." Poseidon pointed out and it effectively shut Zeus up.
"Soo… Where are the books?" Thalia asked.
As soon as the words were out of her mouth, 5 books fell right on top of Percy's head.
"OWWW!" Percy groaned getting up from the floor, the books had knocked him to.
"Oh, please that didn't even hurt." Nico said.
"But why is it always me?" Percy retorted.
"Because you're not as awesome as us." Thalia replied. "Now let's see what the books are about."
She picked up the first
Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief
"Wait, wait, wait, wait. They're in my point of view?" Percy asked his eyes wide.
"Oooh, yes Percy they are, all your thoughts on your 5 quests. We get to see your thoughts on a certain someone." Thalia added slyly.
Aphrodite perked up, "Who is this certain someone?"
"No one!" Percy replied hastily.
"That means there is someone. I get to play with your love life." Aphrodite decided. Percy looked at her with wide eyes, "Thanks, Thalia." Thalia looked back apologetically
"Let's just get on with this torture." Percy sighed. Nico and Thalia grinned devilishly, "Gladly."
"I'll read first." Nico announced.
"Percy –"
"Wait where are we going to sit?" Percy asked. Zeus snapped his fingers and a couch appeared. "Also can we have Lady Hestia here?" Everybody looked at Zeus who nodded. They called her and after de briefing her they began.
"Right, Okay."
"Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief, Chapter1"
"I accidently vaporize my Pre-Algebra teacher."
So? How was it? I'll try to update till tomorrow. I am not leaving you, not again. Please review.