One evening, John and Sherlock sat in their London flat.

Sherlock had just solved a case. Sherlock was bored.

John was reading the paper, and purposefully ignoring Sherlock. Sherlock didn't like this at all. Then suddenly, Sherlock had a wild idea.

"John."

"What?"

Sherlock stooped over John. Sherlock then proceeded to make out with John for several hours.

He finally stopped, and then slumped back into his chair.

Neither of them had liked it much.

"Sherlock?"

"Mmm?"

"I was thinking of moving out."

Please leave reviews below! Also, hateful remarks will not be tolerated (unless it's constructive criticism to do with my actual writing); I know some people take Johnlock very seriously, but I figured that it's taken a little too seriously, and someone should have some fun with it. That someone being me. Anyway, hoped you enjoyed it!