Not exactly a sequel to previous parts, another Groot drabble...

Spelling Mistake

Marcus L. Rowland

"Groot," said Quill, "there's another email from that Jackson guy."

"I am Groot."

"Yeah, pretty persistent. Anyway apparently he wants you to play... now get this... an insect in his next movie."

"I am Groot."

"Yeah, a little thing with six legs about yea big."

"I am Groot."

"No idea. It's based on some book called the Silmarillion, never heard of it."

"I am Groot."

"No, dude, sorry, he keeps talking a lot of money, but I really can't see anything coming of it. The guy can't even spell properly..."

"I am Groot."

"Really. Keeps spelling 'ant' with an 'e'!"


Because Peter was a little boy when he was abducted, he might have missed some popular culture...

At the end of April this site began to place advertisements into the text of stories as well as above and below, which makes them difficult to read and ruins the pacing and mood of many passages. Because of this I probably won't be posting new stories to this site, though I will update unfinished stories that are already posted here. I will post new material to AO3 and Twisting the Hellmouth.