Dear Crookshanks

Author Note: Am I Joanne Kathleen Rowling? Nope. It's not mine, then. I rarely do crack-fics like these, but the Queen track 'Delilah' is about a cat, and my mind wondered to Hermione and a certain half-kneazle when listening to it once. This is the result.

Dear Crookshanks, dear Crookshanks, oh my, oh my, oh my - you're irresistible

You make me smile when I'm just about to cry

You bring me hope, you make me laugh and I like it

You'd get away with murder, upon Scabbers

But when you throw a moody you're all claws and you bite - that's alright!

Dear Crookshanks, dear Crookshanks, oh my, oh my, oh my - you're unpredictable

You make me so very happy

When you cuddle up and go to sleep beside me

And then you make me slightly mad

When you pee all over my Arithmancy notes

Dear Crookshanks, dear Crookshanks

Hey - Hey - Hey,

You take over all Gryffindor

You even try to make a great lion roar

Dear Crookshanks, you're the apple of my eye

Meeow, meeow, meeow!

Dear Crookshanks - I love you

Oh you make me so very happy - you give me kisses

And I go out of my mind ooh,

Meeow, Meeow, Meeow, Meeow,

You're irresistible - I love you dear Crookshanks

Dear Crookshanks - I love you

Oooh - I love your kisses