100 words to describe how much I hate you.

(narrator) It was late afternoon in the office of Roy Mustang, and nothing scurried about, not even a- never mind, chaos just walked in. (narrator end.)

"Hey! What's the big idea of calling me when I'm supposed to be sleeping!" A very infuriated Ed said as he walked in.

"Fullmetal, it's like 4 in the afternoon, grow up." Roy said not looking up from his work.

"Yeah, and I just got back from a mission you sent me on, again." Ed said sitting on the couch.

"Well, I don't like your attitude, I wish I was able to get out how much you infuriate me on a daily basis." Roy said.

"Well, so do I, why don't we do just that huh?" Edward said getting a smirk on his face.

"Fullmetal, I will not be caught on fire in my own office." Roy said, completely serious.

"No, 100 words, we each say 50 to describe the other!" Edward said putting a fist up.

"okay start." Roy said turning his full attention to Edward.

"flame-brain"

"Midget"

"turkey" (What? Roy thought, turkey?"

"chicken"

"dumb-bass"

"metal-head"

"metal-face"

"tincan"

"dimcan"

"Dumb-burt

"Pie"

"clankey"

"hot-cheetos"

"Food-face"

"Nachos"

"What the hell?! What is it with you and food wrench face!?" Roy yelled slamming his hand on his desk and standing up.

"I thought I was clankey, dumb-bass!" Ed retorted also standing.

"Why you…" Roy started then-

"Enough! Both of you!" a shot went past their heads, Riza.

"But he started it!" Roy and Ed said in unison pointing fingers at each other, then, facing each other turning to a scowl.

"I don't care! Get back to work!" Riza said as she wsent a second shot. Everyone silenced.

I know I said it was gonna be 100 words, but, Riza stepped in. if you want, review or pm me that you want a second part, and they can continue this babble.