"You mean play pranks on him! What do we do?" Yachiru shouted.
Byakuya shivered
"Wellll…
…..
…..I say we should…" whisper whisper whisper (Sorry guys but I want to keep it a secret XD)
Byakuya walked into the path of a black cat underneath a ladder.
"Ohhh that's brilliant kitty-chan but how do we get them to open the door?"
"That's what your ken-chan is for. Oh and get some friends of yours to help us set it up, and they better know how to read the time"
"Hai! Ehhh! Kitty-chan you're a girl! I'll call you boobies!"
She changed my nickname? "Whatever kid, since you're the current chairman of the Women's Shinigami Association I bet you saw my map of the tunnels underneath the Kuchiki Mansion."
"So you're the one who made those tunnels boobies! Thanks! It made it so much easier to have fun with Byakuish. I extended the tunnels though since Byakuish kept sealing the entrances he found." Yachiru pouted.
Yoruich shrugged "No big deal kid and I expected some of those tunnels to be discovered anyway. Now let me tell you the list of what we need."
…..
"Hey Kisuke I need your ropes, hooks, wing, triton, pails, glue…." Yoruichi ordered.
"Hai, Hai. May I know who your unfortunate victim will be?" Kisuke asked hiding a smile behind his fan as his assistants rushed to get the equipment Yoruichi asked for.
"Now that would just spoil the surprise. Though if you must know our first victim is going to be Byaku-bou" Yoruichi said with a smirk.
Kisuke raised an eyebrow "First victim? Hmm it seems the shop expenses are going to rise quite a bit. How do you intend to make it up to me?" He finished with a suggestive smile for once not hidden behind his fan.
Yoruichi smiled before leaning over and kissing him passionately. She broke the kiss and ran one hand down Kisuke chest while smiling sexily all the while saying,
"Guess I'm going to have to make it up to you later tonight don't I? But for now make do with some pictures why don't you?" (Yes I don't just mean the pictures of the prank #Suggestive Wink#)
Kisuke gulped "Looking forward to it"
…..
"Nee Maki-Maki, Que Ball, Feathers, Ken-chan you'll help right?"Yachiru smiled.
"Stop calling me that brat!" Ikkaku yelled.
"Hm, I'll be fun to see princess cry. I'm in" Kenpachi said with a bloodthirsty smirk. (I know it's odd but I just can't picture Kenpachi making an expression that isn't bloodthirsty when he isn't dead on his feet)
"Che, since the captain says so I guess I'm in" Ikkaku growled.
"Well I for one am not in. What you are planning to do is unbeautiful" Yumichika spoke in a haughty manner.
"Pussy" Ikkaku insulted.
"Nani?" Yumichika gained a tick mark.
"Want to make something of it" Ikkaku replied.
"Why you!" Yumichika fumed.
"Enough! We're gonna to help Yachiru got it? I don't want to hear another word out of you two." Kenpachi snarled.
"Yes Taicho" Yumichika and Ikkaku chorused before falling to munitions silence.
"Um I sorta get it why you chose those three but why did you pick me Kusajishi Fukutaichou?"Makizo Aramaki asked in a quiet voice. Inside he was sweating bullets, in fact some of his sweat was showing.
"Cause your Maki-Maki" Yachiru beamed.
"Wha-t-t?" Makizo stammered.
"Hm?" Yachiru tilted her head cutely.
"I-I mean what use would I be? You already have Kenpachi Taicho, 3rd seat Madarame and 5th seat Ayasegawa. I-I d-don't see w-why you need-d me. W-w-why d-do-n't y-you l-let m-me quit-t?" Makizo stuttered desperately.
"Oi, are you disobeying taicho orders?" Ikkaku said menacingly.
"N-no-o-o! Sir." Makiao whimpered.
"Well then you won't have any problems helping Vice-captain Kusajishi will you?" Yumichika asked succulently.
The two of them were determined to drag Makizo with them.
"Of co-ourse not sir-rs." Makizo whispered.
"Good" Yumichika smiled acting as though he had not been tag teaming on his subordinate with Ikkaku to force him to help the little hellion.
"Yay!" Yachiru cheered "Boobies told me to meet her at 1 p.m. its 12.30 p.m. now so lets go!"
Yachiru took a few steps before asking "You guys can tell the time right?"
Everyone but Yachiru had a question mark appear by their face.
…
"Hey Boobies!" Yachiru greeted from her spot on Kenpachi shoulder.
'Hey kid. So this is the help." Yoruichi eyed the men in front of her.
"I bet you have no idea what we are doing do you?" Yoruichi smiled as the men all nodded simultaneously looking quite amused.
Flashback
"… so boobies and I need you, hey maki-maki you're so weird, so feathers, que ball need to paste it on, Ken-chan look its Ichi!"
"Wherrrrreee!"
What happened afterwards is best not to be remembered. Let's just say there was massive property damage.
End Flashback
Yoruichi rolled her eyes and leaned forward and started explaining the plan.
"Now that that's down with let's begin the plan"
Byakuya froze and felt a sinking feeling in his stomach. He promptly prayed to god that he didn't have to go out that day despite knowing he couldn't get out of the mee….
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Yes I know I'm evil but don't worry my little readers the prank will be in the next update.
Now as I have no idea if updating the previous chapter will have an alert so in the previous chapter I updated when the story is taking place in the first chapter and if you reread the 1st chapter you'll find there will be minor changes in the chapter.
A special thanks to those who reviewed such as elli-sofia and especially as he gave me an idea for a prank.
PS to : Definitely gonna use it someday though the way the polls are going it's gonna be sooner than latter
Also a special mention to those who Favorited and Followed my fic
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Also the poll is finally open
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Byakuya currently in the lead to be the next prank victim after this (Poor guy )
And please don't expect me to update quickly cause I haven't got the details for Byakuya prank hammered out yet :D
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