DISCLAIMER: The Harry Potter series and all related characters and situations belong to J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. This is a not-for-profit work. I am not making any money, nor am I attempting to negatively affect the market for any of the materials shown, or take proceeds from their creators, but rather to expand the fanbase and keep the pre-existing fanbase strong.

RATING: T (for coarse language, violence, character death, and some suggestive adult themes)

Black humor.

Contains the use of a single, but pretty strong, curse word, used in a direct quote from the canon material. You guys know which one I mean.

CHARACTERS FEATURED: Bellatrix Lestrange, Voldemort, Sirius Black, Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Ginny Weasley, Molly Weasley

SPOILER WARNING: Contains Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is a punk-rockish song about Bellatrix Lestrange from the Harry Potter series. It's supposed to be a funny fan song, similar to the work of Harry and the Potters, Draco and the Malfoys, et cetera. It's a bit edgier though, 'cuz after all it is Bellatrix we're talking about. It starts off humorous and upbeat, and then near the end it slows way down, and the tone gets a lot more serious.

It sounds much, much better sung than read... I really need to learn to write music. =/


How Bellatrix Gets Her Kicks

Long black wild hair, gaunt beauty, cold grace;
Half-Bloods all give her lots of space.
She stares at you through heavy-lidded eyes with distain...
Totally insane!

A mad laugh and skin like alabaster;
Rabidly devoted to her Master.
For him, for the Dark Lord, she would do anything...
And so we all sing:

Unforgivable Curses
She uses left and right!
We need some coffins and some hearses:
She kills Muggles day and night!

And that's how
Bellatrix!
Gets her kicks!
Yeah!
Yeah that's how
Bellatrix!
Gets her kicks!
Yeah!

Killed Sirius Black in a duel;
Harry P thought that wasn't cool.
Harry tried to fight but couldn't use the Cruciatus Curse...
So stuff just got worse!

I think she wants to screw Voldie;
It says in the 7th Book:
"She spoke as if to a lover,"
It's all there if you look.

And that's how
Bellatrix!
Gets her kicks!
Yeah!
Yeah that's how
Bellatrix!
Gets her kicks!
Yeah!

She caused Neville's parents pain,
Yelled "CRUCIO!" till they went insane.
Lots of fans thought Neville should've done her in...
In retribution!

But it was not to be...
No it was not to be...

Such a cool dark witch!
She was fighting Ginny;
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
Cried Mrs. Weasley.

Laughed like Sirius Black,
She was dueling so well;
But Molly fought back,
And Voldie's best lieutenant... fell...

Her face so wild,
Anything but mild;
Her dark eyes,
That charmed the guys;
Her pale skin,
Never seen again...

And that's how
Bellatrix
Got her kicks
Yeah.
Yeah that's how
Bellatrix
Got her kicks...
Yeah.