A/N: I'm taking a short, possibly one week break from At Sixes and Sevens because I'm just stuck. I know where I want to go and what I want to do, but I'm pretty stumped on how to get there. So until then, feel free to read these random one-shots I'm apparently posting now to get your KidStar (DeathStar, StarKid) fix.

"Kiddo, what're you reading?"

"None of your business, Black Star."

"What?! Everything is the business of the Great Black Star!"

"If you don't go away and stop interrupting me I will fucking Maka Chop you."

"... Okay."



"What're you reading?"

"The same book as before, dumbass."

"I can see that, I'm not dumb! What is it?"

"Nothing that concerns you."

"Why do you have a book cover over it?! Is it really that important?!"




"Phft. What is it now?!"

"Tell me what that goddamn book is."


"You've been reading it for weeks! What could possibly be so fucking interesting that it takes you weeks to go through?!"

"Maybe I just like pissing you off."


"Don't sputter, it's unbecoming."

"You're unbecoming!"

"That was an awful insult."

"You're an awful insult!"

"That one didn't even make sense."

"You-! AAAAAGH!"



"Tell me what you're reading or I'll be forced to do something drastic."

"Drastic? How... Intriguing."

"'Intriguing' my ass; we both know you're thinking 'adorable' or something equally as dumb."

"Yes, well, you do tend to act like a hyperactive seven year old most of the time..."

"Kiddo, I'd stop insulting me if I were you."

"Oooh, big bad Black Star has come out to play!"

"Don't say I didn't warn you."




"... A book on gay sex positions?"

"... It's none of your business."

"That's what you've been reading for the past three weeks?"

"It's none of your concern."


"Hey! What are you-"

"So you think I'm a seven year old, huh, Kiddo?"

"Stop looking at me like that-"

"Because I can prove that I'm far from it."

"Hey! Get out of my space, huh?!"

"And I don't need some damn book to do it."

"W-What do you think you're- mmfph!"

"Don't sputter, Kiddo. It's unbecoming."