It had only been a few days since the Hokage's death. A lot of ninja were taking time off from missions to mourn. They stayed in the village, helped rebuild, and stayed sullen. There wasn't as much laughing, there wasn't as much random encounters that were laughable, it was quite depressing really. The only one's really doing work were the ANBU, a few of the interrogators, and medic-nins. Most of them weren't even helping much anyway. Just sitting around crying, wallowing in the memories of them and the smoking old man. Don't get me wrong, it's not I wasn't sad, it just wasn't that important to me.

Once I was let out of the hospital, I went home, then I went to the T&I building expecting to see Anko working. I just saw good old Ibiki there.

"Hey, Ibiki. Where's Anko?" I asked.

"She's at home, you should be too. Don't you need to take some time off to recuperate after your big fight with the One-Tails?" he asked.

"No, I was all cleared. Now, I wanna help with interrogating." I said.

"Are you sure, I can get it done on my own." He said.

"We got a shit ton of prisoners. Even you can't get it all done with your fuckin' workaholic self. Plus, I've been dying to inflict some torture!" I said.

He sighed.

"Okay, I'll go get one of the few Chunin we have over here to get one in one of the rooms for you. I'm only doing this cause-"

"Yeah, I've interrogated before. I get it. Can we just hurry up and start this?" I asked.

"All right you Sound shit eater! Tell me everything you know OR I'LL PEEL YOUR DICK LIKE A BANANA!" I yelled at the man.

"Like I'll tell a little girl anything." He said, struggling trying to get out of the tight chakra infused ropes we had tied around him.

The Chunin in the room stepped forward, as if he were about to stop the interrogation.

"Touch him and I'll give yours a peel!" I snapped at the Chunin.

"Now, I guess it's time to bring out the first ring of hell." I said focusing fire chakra around my fist.

"So, wanna have a little bet? How long will I have to roast your little dick to make it turn black?" I asked.

His eyes widened at my flaming hand.

"Oi, Chunin. Get to strippin' this bitch. Why don't we just leave him naked and a woman then throw him in prison when I'm done? He can be someone's prison bitch." I said with a sadistic laugh.

"I'LL TALK! I'LL TALK!" he yelled.

"Good, now if I have one small suspicion that you're lying to me, I'll torture you, then put you down like Old Ninja Yeller." I said.

I could barely hear the Chunin mutter, "How is that a thing?"

"All right blondie, what's your name?" I asked.

"I won't talk to you until I see someone." She said.


"Bring me Makoto Yamanaka, and I'll tell you everything." She said.

"Wha-what?! Wh-what to do you need with teammate?" I asked.

"You know my Makoto!? How is he? Is he nice? Is he healthy? Eating his vegetables, he hated them as a kid! Oh, I just know he's strong and handsome just like his father!" she said.


"Bring me my son, and I'll tell you everything happily." She said.

"Damn it. Chunin guy, get me Ibiki pronto!" I said.

"Getting pushed around by a Genin…" he mumbled walking out of the room.

"What's his rank?! Did he become a Chunin yet?! Oh I just can't wait to see my sweet little baby boooooooy~" Aryan coconut said, just a blushing.

"So you're his mom?" I asked.

"Yup." She said.

I looked at her super short straight, darkish blond hair, olive green eyes and slightly tan skin. And the fact that she's acting like that one dad from Full Metal Alchemist.

"Yeah, I don't see the resemblance. And wait, his mom's a missing-nin?!" I exclaimed.

"Well, it's complicated… What happened was-"

"Oh so NOW you tell me…" I said.

"Do you wanna hear or not?"

"Go on…" I said impatiently.

"One night years and years ago…"

Flashback no Jutsu!

If you remember the events of The Makoto Chronicles, you can skip this part.

"Makoto! C'mon we have to go to the store!" a young mother named Yomi Yamanaka said. A blond boy only about four years old ran down stairs into his beloved mother's arms.

"Mama!" he said happily.

Yomi smiled at her pride and joy of a son. For a four year old he was very bright already a good reader, writer, and very observant. He had his father's looks while having his mother's happy go lucky personality.

Yomi held her son's hand as they walked towards the store ignoring the strange looks they got. She was from a small, and long disgraced clan that specialized in dark seals and all things involving death. Yomi married Jigoku Yamanaka, the younger brother of Inoichi Yamanaka. Their father, Inoue didn't take the news well and stripped Jigoku of his title of second in line for the role of clan head. Jigoku didn't mind because he was truly in love with the beautiful Yomi.

"Makoto, stop running off like that." Yomi scolded as Makoto began to run off to chase a cat.

He stopped running and walked back to his mother.

"Sorry, Mama. Hey! Mama! Mama! Do you think Daddy's coming home today from his super mission?!" Makoto asked.

"Yeah, as long as things went well, he should be back today." Yomi said ruffling Makoto's hair.

"Yay!" Makoto said jumping up and down excitedly.

"Hey… Race you back!" Yomi said, instantly taking off in a jog.

"Not fair, Mama!" Makoto yelled as he ran after her.

Yomi smiled at her son's slow running.

She stopped and hugged him.

"You are just adorable!" she exclaimed twirling him around.

"Mama! I'm getting dizzy!" Makoto drawled.

Yomi let go of him and let her son fall on his butt.

She laughed and let him climb on her back.

"Ready to Body Flicker?!" she asked.

"Let's go!" Makoto yelled happily.

"Zoom zoom zoom!" Yomi said running quickly.

When they got home they saw Jigoku and one of his friends eating some leftover soba noodles.

"Hey, honey, hey Orochimaru. How was the mission?" Yomi asked.

"It went well." Jigoku said in his deep monotone voice.

"Yes, it went very well. Jigoku is quite the genius when it comes to genjutsu." Orochimaru said.

Jigoku nodded and slurped more of his soba noodles.

"Papa!" Makoto exclaimed leaping into his father's arms.

"I missed you!" Makoto said hugging his father.

"As did I, squirt." Jigoku said giving a small smile to his son.

"Hey! Hey! Guess what! I can count to 39 now! Mama said that I'm gonna grow up to be a really smart man!" Makoto said.

"Wow, your little Makoto is sure growing up fast." Orochimaru said staring intently at the boy.

"Yes, he is! I'm just fearing the day I have to chase off all the girls will surely be falling for him!" Yomi said twirling her dark blond wavy hair.

"And he is quite the gentleman too. Yesterday he saw this one girl fall at the park and he tried to help her up. BUT THAT LITTLE GIRL YELLED CUSS WORDS AT HIM AND OOOOH IF SHE WAS A FEW YEARS OLDER I WOULD HAVE PUT HER THROUGH SO MUCH PAIN THAT HER NERVES WOULD BE KICKED OUT OF WHACK AND IT WOULD TAKE YEARS FOR THE TRUE PAIN TO SET IN!" Yomi said furiously.

"Mama?" Makoto asked pulling her arm.

She looked down at Makoto.

"Yes, honey?" she asked.

"Can you stop yelling please? It's, uh, scaring Papa." Makoto said refusing to say that she was scaring him to death.

Yomi chuckled and looked at her husband.

"Oh your scared now, Jigoku?" she asked.

"Petrified." Jigoku deadpanned.

Orochimaru let out a huge laugh. The two other adults also began to laugh. Makoto looked at the three adults.

"What a good kid." Orochimaru said motioning Makoto over to him.

Makoto childishly pouted as he walked over to the laughing man.

"He's also a cute one as well." Orochimaru said before poking his forearm.

"And I can't forget strong as well." He said.

"Yes, I believe he will be a powerful ninja like his Papa." Jigoku said.

"Over my dead body. He's going to be a doctor like his grandfather!" Yomi said.

"I'm gonna be a super ninja!" Makoto said, acting as if he was flying, and ran upstairs to play ninja with his stuffed rabbit, Ryota.

"Okay its bedtime, honey. You have a good sleep, okay?" Yomi said, leaning down to kiss Makoto's forehead.

"I will, Mama! I love you!" he said with a grin.

"Well I am feeling the love." Jigoku said from outside the door.

Makoto laughed, "Love you, Papa!" he said motioning for a hug from his dad.

Jigoku gave a small smile and hugged him.

"You have a good sleep, squirt." Jigoku said, ruffling Makoto's hair.

Both parents left the room before walking to their own room and going to bed.

A few hours later, Jigoku woke up to the sound of quiet footsteps in their house.

He tried to use his sensory abilities to see if he was actually hearing someone or if the last mission got him paranoid.

He felt a small chakra, it was either the size of an average genin or someone was repressing their chakra.

"Yomi, intruder." Jigoku said shakinig Yomi.

The retired kunoichi instantly woke up, and got the short katana that is on her side of the bed.

"We have to check on Makoto!" she said, now looking panicky.

They both ran silently upstairs to Makoto's room where he was sound asleep, but someone was sitting on the end of his bed.

"Well, hello there Jigoku, Yomi." A familiar voice said.

The two ninja turned on the light and saw it was Orochimaru.

"Orochimaru? What are you doing here?" Jigoku asked, now relaxing.

"Oh, I'm not here to visit if that's what you're thinking. I'm here to ask you to leave the village with me." Orochimaru said.

"Wha—what?! Have you gone insane?" Yomi exclaimed.

"Maybe a little bit. But, you see, I'm planning on leaving Konoha since I have the feeling that I'll soon be found out. I'm just making necessary preparations before I leave." Orochimaru said.

Jigoku stepped forward in front of his wife.

"Why would you bother asking us, you know just as well as I do that neither one of us will ever go against Konoha?" Jigoku said glaring at the snake-like man.

"Oh, I had a feeling you would say that. But let's just say I know a reason you might want to think about my offer." Orochimaru said stroking a sleeping Makoto's cheek. Yomi instantly wanted to pounce at Orochimaru for touching her darling son. She was held back by Jigoku's strong arm.

"Earlier today, I poked your son's forearm. While it might have looked affectionate or normal, what I was doing was putting a poisonous seal on him. This seal reacts only to my chakra and it's virtually impossible to detect. If I activate the seal, this poisonous chakra will work through your boy's body making him very sick. And he will die in as little as four hours. This poison is so strong that not even the best of medic-nin can heal it after the seal is activated." Orochimaru said with a smirk.

"How do we know this seal of yours is real?" Jigoku asked.

"You'll just have to trust what I say is true, or risk your son dying. Do you want to watch like a passive waste as your sweet son died when you could have simply said yes and left the village with me?" Orochimaru asked teasingly.

"What do you want us for?" Yomi asked from behind Jigoku, with tears running down her face.

"You two will be my go to servants. You will do all of my bidding whether it be helping me take over villages or killing and kidnapping my test subjects. It's a simple job. So what do you two say?" Orochimaru asked.

"Jigoku…" Yomi cried.

Jigoku looked at his bawling wife and his sleeping child.

"We will go with you, Orochimaru. But do allow us time to say goodbye to our child." Jigoku said.

"No. Pack your things and put a scratch through your forehead protectors." Orochimaru said.

He did the shadow clone jutsu, and the real one jumped out the window.

"You wouldn't even be able to wake him up, he's under a sleeping genjutsu." Orochimaru said.

Yomi let out a loud sob.

"At least let us hug him goodbye then, despite what you think you are not completely without a heart." Jigoku said.

"Fine. Go ahead, but hurry up." Orochimaru said.

"Makoto, grow to be a strong, great man. Try not to be sad about us for too long, and let yourself be happy. Find love,"

"B-but not too soon!"

"And be happy. Please keep your sweet smile." Jigoku said with tears down his face.

"We'll come back for you one day. W-when we get strong enough to get rid of Orochimaru, or someone else that is strong enough comes along. We'll be back." Yomi said, beginning to choke up.

"W-we both love you." The two loving parents said, now bawling.

"Sorry to interrupt but we're on schedule." Orochimaru said.

The two glared at the cunning snake.

They left Makoto's room, to get their essentials and leave with Orochimaru.

Flashback no Jutsu was very effective.

"Wow. That was, actually kinda sad."


"Pulled at the heartstrings that I don't have." I said.

Ibiki walked inside.

"Nice to see you after all these years, Yomi." He said.

"Hey, Ibiki. It's a pleasure to see you!" she said.

"I listened to your account of the events that happened nine years ago, and I have some questions myself. Umeko, go and get Makoto Yamanaka. Don't inform anyone of who is here except for Makoto." He said.

"Kay…" I said.

I ran through the T&I building, and began jumping on buildings to get to Yamanaka compound.

I knocked on the main house's door.

Inoichi Yamanaka himself answered the door.

"Can I see Makoto?" I asked.

"Is there something wrong?" he asked.

"No, I just need to tell him something." I said.

"Oh. Oooooh… Okay, he's actually at the Nara compound with Shikaku and Shikamaru. He's doing some training with them since they both just got promoted to Chunin." He said.

"Wait what?!" I exclaimed.

"Yeah, you didn't know?"

"Uh… Yeah! Totally knew, just slipped my mind! Yeah… I'll be leaving now." I said.

Thankfully, Nara compound was right next to Yamanaka compound, so I didn't have to run far.

I knocked on the door.

A woman answered the door with an apron and a broom in her hand.

"Uh, hi. I need to see Makoto. Official business and stuff." I said.

"Sure, come in. MAKOTO! GET IN HERE!" she said, going from yamato nadeshiko to tsundere in a second.

'Scary woman…'

"I'm here!" Makoto said.

He seemed surprised that I was there.

"Get your shoes on, psychopath, there's someone you have to see." I said.

He slipped on his shoes.

"Who are we going to see? It's not Anko-sensei or Daiki in the hospital or something right?" he asked.

"Nah. Your mom was taken as prisoner after the Chunin Exams the other day. She wants to see you." I said.

He instantly stopped.

"A-Are you sure? You're not kidding, right? Because that would be low, even for you." He said just looking down at the roof he was on top of.

"I know when jokes are appropriate fuck ass, now are we going or not? Because I for one have a few dicks to peel back at the office." I said.

He began running again, faster than I was even which was weird. He's not very good at running, even after six months of training with us.

Once we got there, he looked in the window.

"Mama." He said.

Tears ran down his face as he busted through the door, and he wrapped his arms around the short haired woman with her hands tied behind her back.

It was quite a heartwarming moment.

I would have loved to stay, but let's just say, there was apparently going to be classified information that was going to be said in this interrogation. So Makoto was able to stay since "Chunin clearance" and shit.

Man, ninja rankings are bull shit.

So, I just went and took my lunch break like a normal fuckin' ninja.

Eventually, Makoto came out and was walking through the lobby.

"Oi! Psychopath, what happened in there?" I asked.

He had a horrified, pale look on his face.

"Terrible things… I-I have to go home now…" he said.

"Hey, I'm a curious bitch you know. You're gonna have to tell me." I said.

"Just please, Umeko! Leave me alone!" Makoto snapped.

His eyes that were at an instant angry, we're immediately sad and devastated.

"Well screw you too, ass wipe." I said, taking another bite out of my dango. He left silently, and I just angrily kept gulping down dango.

Makoto's POV

"Many things happened there. I've killed, kidnapped, tortured, mutilated, terrible things. I had to teach Orochimaru my clan's seals. Those sacred dark seals that could cause things worse than death, are all in his hands. And I know what you're thinking. I had a good reason, he was literally holding my son hostage. And I had faith that I'd find my way back to Konoha so I can be with my family. But the way that it happened, it made it to where I could never make things go back the way they were. I helped kill Lord Third."

"I created the barrier seal that kept ANBU out, I made the seal that helped Orochimaru escape. And I was supposed to escape with him. But, things didn't work out that way. I was knocked out by my husband, Jigoku. Because I'm pregnant. He thought it would be my best chance to be taken prisoner here. I'd at least be away from Orochimaru. Me and the baby…" my mother said.

'Pregnant? But wait, with how big her crime is, she could easily be put to death or life in prison! Where would the baby go?! How would anything get done! This child will not grow up an orphan, and I wouldn't be able to take care of a kid! I'm 13!' I thought.

"Alright Mrs. Yamanaka, you'll have to tell me everything in detail. And even still, we may have to get Inoichi or one of the other Yamanaka to go into your memories to verify that it's the truth. But we can't decide anything big until we have a new Hokage. So, will just have to summon Inoichi and have him-"

"I'll do it." I said speaking up.

"No! Makoto, you will not! These memories are not something that a Genin should see. I've done things you could easily hate me for. I don't want, I don't want… I DON'T WANT MY OWN SON TO HATE ME!" Yomi cried.

"Ibiki, I'll do it." I said, ignoring my mother's pleas for me to not.

"I'm gonna need a Jonin to vouch for you, like your sensei or Inoichi or Shikaku."

"I got him." Anko said, barely opening the door.

"A-Anko when did you-when did you even get here?!" Ibiki exclaimed.

"Been here for a while… But I'll vouch for ya, kiddo." Anko said with her mischeivious grin.

Ibiki sighed.

"Proceed…" he said.


"Mama, I have to be the one to do this. I caused what you've gone through, whatever I see, whatever traumatizes me, whatever scares me. I'll be able to share the pain and suffering with you, Mama. Now. Mind Reading Technique!" I said, focusing my chakra.

Then, both of our bodies slumped.

I walked through door after door seeing different horrific events.

Kidnapping a young girl crying in the forest.

Torturing an old Uzumaki seal master for his secrets.

Killing an entire family just because Orochimaru said so. It was for nothing, just shits and giggles on Orochimaru's part.

I couldn't help but feel guilty. So guilty.

I caused this by letting Orochimaru poke me as a child.

Why? I was too weak.

Too trusting.

Too kindhearted.

I just wished that I could go back and stop all of this from happening to my mother.

A once sweet, fun loving woman, now a sad woman, a shell of her former self.


My sweet Mother…

'I'm so, so sorry.'

NoIdea135: I'm glad I didn't have to credit you, that would be totally troublesome. XD Turns into Shikamaru. Way to go Baka-chan... Man... Anyway! Amayori will be making a comeback soon. I don't know how soon. Whenever Mari makes her comeback which is, SPOILERS, around when Sasuke leaves the village. And I'm still waiting for you to mention one detail... C'mon, I have such high hopes for you, my mind reader (you literally read my mind all the time in reviews). You probably know what I'm planning on doing between Part 1 and Part 2 already... Eh, if you don't then it's more fun for Baka-Chan... *turns into Umeko* BWAHAHA *cough* *cough*


Legendz25: Thank you, and I hope you too had a Merry Christmas/Umeko Day!

Umeko: ... Yeah... So, uh, how's the weather?

Kashlazy: I love me too... Your mostly talking about me, right? 'Cause Sakura sucks! And since she's not an OC, she's not allowed in my reply section! So I can say anything I want~ BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! One time, Sakura had a crush on a little girl that she thought was a guy. It was hilarious.

demi-lion-ninja-scythe-mage: That was actually a last minute thing. I just did it because I thought it'd be cute.

bacon of doom: It'll eventually get there. Right now, I feel Umeko isn't capable having those kinds of feelings for anyone. She's just getting around to caring about her teammates, friends, and family. Once she becomes less of a sociopath, and *SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOOOOOOOOOILERS* happens, it'll just be all "AWWWWWWW"

Umeko: I still don't understand this Umekato ship. AND THE ONLY REASON I'M NOT SCROOGE IS BECAUSE I GET FREE STUFF ON CHRISTMAS! I got enough coal to supply all of Iwa while their in the middle of their big coal crisis. Ha! Fuckin' taxes and shit.

sand-kit: Hey, you left me four reviews (which is really awesome) and I wanna reply to each one if you don't mind.

I'm really glad you liked the chapter! I just really hope I don't come off as hard to talk to or anything! That'd make me feel so terrible! And it was my pleasure reading your sister's Fanfiction! Once I heard she was new on Fanfiction, I had to read it! I love reading new people's fics and giving them a good review. It makes people happy. Like when I see I got one review I'm like YAAAY~ And if it's someone who likes the story I just can't help but smile since someone took precious time out of their lives to make me feel good and help me get better at writing! So, yeah... Thanks for all the reviews, I look forward to the next one I see!

Yeah this one was long one. I'm just excited about some good old filler. And I've been watching a lot of Durarara! And I'M IN LOVE! Izaya and Shizuo are both my favorite characters. And don't forget Celty! She's super likable! So expect to see some fights in the upcoming fillers (that I do not have planned at all) that are based on Durarara fights and chases.

Fun! Fun! Fun!

So, remember to review, and all that jazz. And I hope you enjoyed! Bye~