7BAHAHAHA I have come to take over the word! Starting with this loserly story! Screw being normal, we are going CAPTAIN INSANO SHEEP on everyone!
I will be Hermione (QUACK...)
Laura will be Parvati (QUACK...) Stop it...
Sammy will be Lavender (QUACK...)
Jesse will be Pansy (QUACK...)
Rick will be Draco (QUACK...) that's getting annoying...
Ryan will be Seamus (QUACK...)
Cory will be Cho (QUACK...)
Ashley will be Ginny (QUACK...) Seriously...
Nick will be Ron (QUACK...)
Rob will be Dean (QUACK...) Do I have to shoot you?!
Carl will be Harry (QUACK...)
Narrator- DUCKIE GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE DAMMIT! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS UNTIL THE 75TH CHAPTER!
Duckie- Moooooooooooo!
Ok! I know this sounds very stupid but I promise it will be a hysterical story. About all the crappy trouble me and my friendz get into on a daily basis. So enjoy, be happy, don't flame me, ., and always eat your wheaties!
***Yea like I ever believe that this would be a good story while it was boring city... I can be so naïve at times. Oh well this is for real, it's been revised! The names are pointless, pretty much everything thing that was original in this first chapter is pointless as well. So I am doing this all over again, with my favorite add in, utter insanity, so here is it. The new revised first chapter of "Shut it you cheese Danish!" And remember, Sky's the limit baby!
Story:
Narrator- I've been tortured with breath mints so I have to play along with the new chapter. *looks at script* Ummm Roses are Red, Violets are violet, fudge is sweet, so here's some fudge! What the hell is this crap? *spits on script* I quit! *makes crazy face* Try doing this without me you'll be SSSSOOOOOOOOORRRRRYYYYYYYY *Falls off cliff*
Duckie- Quack Moo, Arf arf, meow, ribbet, squeek!
**START**
*50 Cent ring tone starts playing*
Hermione- 'ello 'ello Dahling?
Cho- Heyyyyyyyy, what are you doing thur?
Hermione- HMMM let's think, maybe getting ready for the friggin tea party that you have unfortunately invited me too?!
Cho- Did you at least buy aqua muffins of doom?
Hermione- Nope I purposely forgot to *laughs crazily* Help me pick out a shirt! Ewww this shirt is ugly; it is green and orange polka dot!
Cho- I want u to where that one, I like ugliness!
Hermione- You is not the boss of me you know, my one and only boss is the eggy that lives under my bed!
In the back round of Cho,
Parvati- YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hermione- *mumbles* I guess dumber and ugly showed up
Cho- Wah?
Hermione- I said I'll be there eventually and tell Parvati that the monsters of 1986 are coming to get her!
Cho- *gasps* THEY ARE? I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
Hermione- I was joking you wacky job!
Cho- *breaths deeply* I knew that...
Hermione- Ok I'll see you soon... *in sing song voice* GOOODDD BYYYYYEEEE
Hermione- OWWWW! *stubs toe on dresser* It's attacking me! *shoots dresser with paintball gun* Take that you A-HOLE! Screw that Cho girl, I don't like this scary shirt ** *Throws shirt out the window and puts on blue shirt with waves on it* Now I can finally leave...
Hermione looks up and she is standing on Cho's front lawn
Hermione- How the bloody hell did I get hear? I must be cursed! *throws present at the door*
Cho *opens door*- Why you throwing shit at my door? *poke the dent that the present made* what did you buy me?
Hermione- a 20 pound bag of Spice Girls lollipops!
Cho- Yum yum bubble gum!
Hermione- *squints at the lawn* Identify yourself you Star Trek wannabe!
Ginny- I am the muffin man, who lives in Dahnart's lake! With some goose poo here, and the train tracks there, here's some dope, there's some beer, everywhere there's garbagair! I am the muffin man, who lives in Dahnart's lake, so watch me as I run!
Cho- Hello Ginny, another song you want to send to BBmak?
Ginny- Indeed! *throws confetti at Cho* Happy Birthday Ratty Joe!
Hermione- *waves finger around in circles* Woohoo, Birthday rat...
Cho- Awwwwww you are all so sweet!
Hermione- All?
Cho- Yea, the people already here called me a Birthday Ratty Joe too!
Hermione- Aren't they all little nuns of the east...
Ginny- Nunny as a bucket of bolts!
***Revised chapter is dun! I hope you all enjoyed, cuz you know what, and for once I did enjoy it! Wow *throws confetti in the air* YAY it's raining... No school! Anyway hope you like the new revised version better cuz I do! The old one will no longer be seen so make sure to wave goodbye! *waves* and remember... Sky's the limit baby!