7Back I am Mon! Woot Woot and all that crappernoodles! Duckie is here too! Say hi Duckie!
Duckie- (still in the oven) hi...
Yea luckily Duckie didn't call P.E.T.A on me. He has no access to a phone! Ahahahaha!
Duckie- But you need me for this chapter!
How so? You fixed the laptop already!
Duckie- Don't you remember what you wrote in the last chapter? It said, "Duckie and Hermione sitting in the talking box section."
I didn't write that talking box part, I would have remembered that!
Duckie- Well it sounded like that!
Whatevah, I don't have time for this! (Lets Duckie out of the oven)
Duckie- Hurrah Freedom!
No now you really do have to help me with this chapter!
Duckie- (sulks) Fine!
Haha you're a mad duck! (Laughs) Anyway, now I will finally get to introduce this lovely story that I like to call my own! (Duckie coughs loudly) The long awaited chapter is finally here, of "Shut it you cheese Danish!" Enjoy and remember "Sky's the limit baby!"
New New Narrator- I can't believe that chicken patty of an agent put me up to this... The last two narrators have died doing this!
Author- Don't be a smart ass then!
New New Narrator- Fine! Ahem, as we last left our heroes! Umm what's my line? (A large cue card is thrown at the new new narrator) Owwwww you don't need to be mean about it!
Author- Shut up and read the damn cue card!
New New Narrator- Sheesh ok ok! (Takes out reading glasses even though the cue card is larger than a big screen TV) Ahem 'A boxing ring suddenly shot out from the ground. There is a rather large table on the one side of the ring. It has odd items, such as fake nails, a large cooler with God knows what in it, and several eye liners. The "Rest of Em" are sitting on bleachers that also came out of the ground. Hermione and Duckie are sitting in a booth higher than the bleachers. The "Rest of Em" are eating cut up pieces of pickle and kiwi with peanut butter glaze.' Hey I didn't die!
Author- Do not get cocky!
START
Seamus- (now with a Jamaican accent) Hey Mon! Why that Duckie be getting to sit up in that box there?
Duckie- QUIET MORTAL! I am the special King Duckus Randolph Wacca Wacca the 57000th! But everyone calls me Duckie!
Rest of em- Greetings King Wacca Wacca
Duckie- Hello crazy people! (All wave at Duckie) We have quite a match for all of you today! Isn't that right Hermy-own!
Hermione- You said my name wrong you vacuum cleaner! Anyway that is indeed correct, this match should be interesting. Let's go down to the ring where our special guest referee, Mills Lane, is read to begin!
Mills Lane- Thank you very much Herm-me-owny!
Hermione- Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Duckie- (laughs) in the blue corner, at 5'3 and 110 pounds but still gaining, eats disgusting things, the newest of men, Ginny Weasley!
Ginny- No my name is now Gin! (Flexes)
Duckie- (sighs) Fine... Gin Weasley!
No one cheers
Duckie- Ooooookkkkkk... And in the red corner, at 6'1 and 190 pounds but still losing, manicured and pedicured, styled to perfection, Harry Potter!
Rest of em who are consisting of 4 people, Cho, Seamus, Dean and Ron, cheer
Mills Lane- SHUT UP!
Rest of em- (quiet)
Mills Lane- That's better. I want a good clean fight! Weapons can be used but they must be approved by me! (Does Mills Lane hand thing) Get it on!
Cho- (runs and hits the bell) Ding Ding!
Ginny ran to his/her corner and pulled out of the cooler... A six pack of beers!
Ginny- This is for you Dinky Magoo! (Chugs a can of beer, smushs it on his/her forehead and flings it at Harry)
Harry- (gets hit right in the forehead) Owwwww that hurt!
Ginny continues chugging the beers and flinging the smushed cans at Harry
Harry- Oww Oww Oww! (Runs to his corner) Now it's your turn you big oaf! (Takes out pointy eye liner pencils) Eat makeup bitch! (Throws pencils at Ginny)
Four of the pencils thrown get stuck in Ginny's so-called manly arm, deflating it
Ginny- Ahhhhhhhh my manly arms! Now you will pay! (Picks up cooler and throws it at Harry but misses)
All- (gasp)
Hermione- I figured she/he was just faking being all strong... Didn't you guys think so?
Cho-(still hitting the bell) Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding...
Dean and Ron- (playing rock, paper, scissors)
Seamus- (staring into nowhere but then snaps out of it) Hey Gin Mon can I have some of that beer? Yum yum... Beer please!
Ginny- (throws the cooler at Seamus)
Harry- Hey he didn't do anything!
Ginny- He wanted my manly beer! How would I gain any weight?
Harry- (thinks then grins) yea here's the thing, I think you should... Go on a diet!
Ginny-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Harry- Yes Yes! Like Weight Watchers! (Throws Points Finder at Ginny)
Ginny- Ahhhhhhhh (Points Finder hits Ginny's arm, burning a hole in it)
Harry- And the Cabbage Diet! (Throws cabbages at Ginny)
Ginny- GREEN VEGETABLES! (Runs in circles while getting hit with cabbages)
Cho- (stops ringing the bell) I want to play! (Starts throwing cabbages at Ginny)
Ron- I want to try too! (Starts throwing cabbages)
Dean- So as I would like! (Throws cabbages)
Seamus- (unconscious)
Hermione- What a match this has become!
Duckie- That's right Hermioneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, it seems that Ginny is melting from all the diet associated things!
Ginny- Stop throwing cabbages you gay homosexual!
Harry- (stops dead in his tracks) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Ginny- You heard me! You are a gay... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Harry- (throwing Lean Cuisine meals at Ginny) you deserve this you bastard!
Ginny- Blub Blub... Is this legal?
All look at Mills Lane
Mills Lane- (gives thumbs up) I'll allow it!
Ginny- Nooooo... Blub Blub (melted)
Mills Lane- (holds up Harry's arm) and the winner is...Harry Potter!
Rest of em- (still throwing cabbages)
Duckie- And there you have it! Ginny melted, Harry is the winner and it is raining cabbages! Not too shabby!
Hermione- I hate cabbage, it tastes gross!
Duckie- Me too Herm-own-ninny... me too
Rest of em- SALUATIONS!
Mills Lane- (whacks self in the head) I'm outta here! (Runs out the door)
Harry- Hey who saw the new Eminem video?
Rest of em- We did! Hahahahaha!
Harry- Wow you people can't sing!
Cho- Why thank you Harry face!
Dean- (stands on Seamus) should we try und' wake lil' Irish Mon?
Hermione- No he'll just want more beer... damn leprechaun
Dean- Whatevah! (Dances on Seamus)
Cho-You're gunna smooooosh him!
Dean- (stops dancing) so?
Ron- Good answer dude!
All- (agree)
Seamus- (wakes up and sends Dean flying through the wall) WHY NOT, TAKE A CRAZY CHANCE? WHYYYYYY NOT, DO A CRAZY DANCE!?
Dean- (from inside the wall) Already did it!
Hermione- Hilary Duff! RUN!
All- Argh! (Skip away)
Harry- I like this song! (Does the Jitterbug)
Deep voice from nowhere- (in song voice) Jitterbug...
All- WHOA!
Dean- It's God!
Deep Voice- Jitterbug...
Duckie- It's from Zoolander!
All- (bow)
Deep Voice- Jitterbug...
Ron- Why does God keep saying 'Jitterbug'?
Deep Voice- Jitterbug...
All- Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Hermione- Wait I know! Harry, stop dancing!
Harry- (still dancing)
Hermione- Harry, stop dancing!
Harry- (still dancing)
Hermione- Harry! (Throws beefsteak at Harry knocking him over)
Harry- (on the floor) I think I broke a nail! (Cries)
Deep Voice- Jitter... (Dies)
Dean- Nooooo! God come back!
Hermione- That was not God! That was some random deep voice saying the same word over and over again
Dean- (cries)
Duckie- Well that was weird
Hermione- No one asked you! (Puts Duckie back in the oven)
Duckie- Not again! This time I'm defiantly calling P.E.T.A on you!
Hermione- Call the mod squad for all I care!
Duckie- Eshhhhhhh...
Dean- (still crying) Why Jitterbug God? Why?
Seamus- Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
Cho- Cuz he didn't get enough iron! Cha Cha!
Rest of em (now including Harry) - (laugh hysterically)
Hermione- That was not even remotely funny
Rest of em- (still laughing hysterically)
Duckie- Yea really...
Rest of em- (still still laughing hysterically)
Seamus- (head blows up)
Rest of em- (laugh even harder)
Duckie- His head blew up...AWESOME!
Hermione- Very Mysterious...
Rest of em- Mysteriouso!
Author- No Spanish!
Ron- Why?
Author- Because I don't pay attention during Spanish class! Now be quiet! (Makes Ron's mouth disappear)
Ron- (waves arms around frantically)
Dean- Hey Ron, don't say anything!
Ron- (nothing)
All- (laugh)
Ron- (gives the middle finger)
All- (gasp) you gave the bad finger!
Author- HE DID WHAT!?
Ron- (falls on the ground)
Cho- He was bad! Ahahahaha! He cursed us all out with his finger! Like 16 peas in a pod!
Dean- Pink and Indeeeego socks make great house warming gifts!
Cho- Keep on track Helen you smell like liquor!
Author-(sighs and makes Ron's house come back)
Ron- (sings) everybody misses my taco flavored kisses!
Author- Haha South Park dialogue! (Disappears)
Ron- Taco Taco!
Hermione- I don't like tacos either...
Harry- They is bad for my skin!
Ron- Screw you guys, I'm going home! (Walks into a wall) beefcake... BEEFCAKE!
All- (laugh)
Headless Seamus- (sings) If you wannabe my lover... you gotta get with my friends! Make it last forever... Friendship never ends!
Hermione- (thinks) Wait that's not how it works! Brain overload!
All- (dies)
AND that's all biotch! Heehee just joking with ya! That's all for now my little cheese people, until next time, and remember, "Sky's the limit!"