Cartoons Turned Live-Action Movies
"Welcome, one and all, to Doof's Daily Dirt! Brought to you by Jet Engine, who I brainwashed- I mean persuaded to put me on Fanfiction. If it wasn't for my persuation-inator- I mean, the kindness of that girl I wouldn't be here, rambling, right now. I'd-I'd probably be perched in front of the TV, watching Horse in a Bookcase or The Platypus an His Girlfriend, or something else that distracts me from evil.
You know what bugs me? When people take cartoons and turn them into blockbuster films. Now, that's not bad on its own, but what's bad is when they turn the cartoon into a live-action film. W-why do they do that? Why can't they just keep the movie animated? I-if it's going to be a movie made from a cartoon, shouldn't it stay a cartoon? It just-it just doesn't work, for me. I-I mean, Smurfs, Smurfs 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They were all live-action movies that started out as cartoons. Oh, and let's not forget when the various live-action 'Scooby Doo' and 'Fairly Odd Parents' films. I actually watched the first 'Fairly Odd Parents' one. It was, uh, it-it wasn't bad, but it wasn't good, either. I-I give it a... Maybe a five or six out of ten. It wasn't great; it wasn't horrible.
I know you may feel different. You may like these live-action films. Hey, that's your opinion, and your entitled to it. Until I take over, of course. Then, your entitled to my opinion. But, until then, you are free like and hate things, as you please.
So, that about covers it. Catch ya next time on Doof's Daily Dirt!"